[Closed] Clooney, noooooooo!!!

Right, I'll kick it off then.... 😉

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As a general rule of thumb, reporting a post / thread is far more effective at bringing an issue to our attention than sitting on the thread whining about how shit the moderators are.

*Likes* Cougar's post 😆

OP.

Of it helps, neither of the pictures you posted are of George Clooney.

His wife looks pretty lovely to me

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I can only assume the OP is married to a supermodel and he himself is David Gandy???

I actually thought the wedding stuff I saw was proper old school class. A throwback to the glory days of hollywood. Boats down the venice canals was very cool. Big fan of George, would love to have a beer with the guy.

Yeah, I'd boff 'em

Big fan of George, would love to have a beer with the guy.

Sorry to disappoint but he only drinks coffee nowadays.

Disappointing for me as he could have gone for me based on my looks but never based on my brains.

On second thoughts..

I'm just disappointed he didn't choose to marry someone called Mildred.

I hadn't realised until just now that I went to school with her. Well kind of, she went to the girls school and I went to the boys school. She was in the same year and mates with my first ever girlfriend. I hadn't mad the connection before

Anyway, I think they are both lovely

ransos - Member
I'm shallow, if I want brains I'll read a book.
Judging by your OP, I wouldn't choose anything too taxing.

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I'm savingvup to get one like that when I'm in my fifties. How much do you think I'll need?

Villa on Lake Como and a lifetimes supply of Nespresso pods should see you right.

The wedding will be in Birmingham, more miles of canals you know and just as glamorous for a Stourbridge lad 😉

[i] I'm savingvup to get one like that when I'm in my fifties. How much do you think I'll need? [/i]

8.5 inches ?

8.5 inches ?

Way to generalise. Of course, any woman like that is only ever going to be interested in you for your chequebook.

[i] Way to generalise [/i]

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Who's [i] generalising[/i].

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Well Clooney is an ugly ****, with my looks and personality as long as I can afford a few Big Macs and bottle of Lambrusco I think I'll be fine.

We should take advice from somebody who can't even spell the word "went" ?

Loddrik I really hope you are pretty, cos you are not smart.

Just read the link Barney posted above. Wow. I knew she was a pretty accomplished lawyer, but had no idea how accomplished she was. That is one seriously clever woman.

I think the boy Clooney has done alright there. Lucky sod.

He's never had the best taste. Decaprio knows what's up.

Hels, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, it's best to get your own house in order first.

We should take advice from somebody can't even spell the word "went" ?

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*edit - Nice ninja edit there!*

I'd also go for the new Mrs C. That 1st bird reminds me of David Coulthard.

It's heartening to see the cult of the celebrity is still going strong. I hoped the doe-eyed head cocked to one-side royal adulterer kissing the concrete would have been the end of all that bit it seems the public fascination with inanity means there's always another glib faced idol to worship.

the doe-eyed head cocked to one-side royal adulterer kissing the concrete

FFS

MrSmith you do have a way with words!

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Just skim-reading the first few posts. Did the OP say he was a fluff guy? I can only assume that is the male equivalent of, well, err, you know?

FWIW I don't think either of the two women in question are particularly attractive, but that's ok, I doubt they'd get all hot and bothered over a photo of me either.

Well, if it doesn't work out for Stacy Keibler, I'll make myself available. I'm shallow, if I want brains I'll read a book.

Books don't have brains, though, do they?

Rather than [u]reading[/u] said book, you might want to consider starting off with colouring one in.

I bet no.2 doesn't have a bang on a spiff in the back garden.

esselgruntfuttock - Member

I'd also go for the new Mrs C. That 1st bird reminds me of David Coulthard.

I used to know a Swedish girl with jawline stronger than David Coulthard she scared the shite out of me whenever she talked as I kept noticing her jawline moving. 😕

I guess new Mrs C should put on a bit of weight like her sister ... 🙂

wwaswas - Member
I'm just disappointed he didn't choose to marry someone called Mildred.

Like it!
Come on Jamie, knock summink up with this in mind.

crankboy - Member

No 1 looks like she has a lot more makeup and grooming than no 2.

Wait, are you accusing George Clooney of being a paedo?

esselgruntfuttock - Member

That 1st bird reminds me of David Coulthard.

Entirely reasonable, at last count he was the father of 6% of the world's children.

Very smart women. Human Rights law is very competitive to get into. I hope she keeps up her practice (even if she is pro Gaza) but sadly I doubt it will last long

I used to know a Swedish girl with jawline stronger than David Coulthard

Was she in an advert for Scottish Widows?

I think old lodders might have made the op with a wee smile his face 🙂

molgrips - Member

I used to know a Swedish girl with jawline stronger than David Coulthard

Was she in an advert for Scottish Widows?

Not even near. The Scottish Widows cannot even compare ...

I mean not only with stronger jawline but very square with pointed corners ... eeewwwwee ... so square I thought they were gills or bones sticking out ... 😯

Adding to this is her feisty personality ...