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Anyone got any good or bad ones they remember? Or any that are so bad that it’s good?
The one I remember from the 25th;
How do you annoy an octopus? You give it ten tickles.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 2:49 pm
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Still laughing at “What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?”


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 2:56 pm
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I dunno, what’s brown and rhymes with snoop?


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 3:09 pm
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Dr Dre? (I'm guessing that wasn't in a cracker).

edit - OP michaelmcc - Michael Mcintyre? You get paid enough to write you own material dude.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 3:14 pm
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I like rehearsing a dirty joke and reciting it as I pretend to read the joke from the cracker.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 4:45 pm
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I've just acquired a new noisy horse called Mayo.

Mayo neighs


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 5:18 pm
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I like rehearsing a dirty joke and reciting it as I pretend to read the joke from the cracker.

I enjoy doing that too. I once told a joke that I thought was going to give my father-in-law a heart attack, he went purple and couldn't beathe - from laughter not outrage.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 5:47 pm
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Me too - although I may have pushed good taste a little far at a work do with 'What's pink and dusty?'


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 5:51 pm
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What's the best cheese to disguise a small horse?


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 5:51 pm
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Mascarpone.

What's pink and dusty?


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 7:45 pm
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Also:

Still laughing at “What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?”

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Don't give up the day job! Worst comic timing everrrrrrrr


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 7:46 pm
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what's pink and dusty?

I googled it and first hit was thus.

https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bad-joke-thread/

we got away with a lot back then!


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 8:25 pm
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What hides in a bakery at Christmas?

Mince spies.

(Genuine cracker joke.)


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 8:37 pm
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What's ET short for?
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He has little legs


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 9:34 pm
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 9:37 pm
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This was in my grandson's cracker:-

How do you cut a big wave?

With a sea saw.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 10:05 pm