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Anyone got any good or bad ones they remember? Or any that are so bad that it’s good?
The one I remember from the 25th;
How do you annoy an octopus? You give it ten tickles.
Still laughing at “What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?”
I dunno, what’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre? (I'm guessing that wasn't in a cracker).
edit - OP michaelmcc - Michael Mcintyre? You get paid enough to write you own material dude.
I like rehearsing a dirty joke and reciting it as I pretend to read the joke from the cracker.
I've just acquired a new noisy horse called Mayo.
Mayo neighs
I like rehearsing a dirty joke and reciting it as I pretend to read the joke from the cracker.
I enjoy doing that too. I once told a joke that I thought was going to give my father-in-law a heart attack, he went purple and couldn't beathe - from laughter not outrage.
Me too - although I may have pushed good taste a little far at a work do with 'What's pink and dusty?'
What's the best cheese to disguise a small horse?
Mascarpone.
What's pink and dusty?
Also:
Still laughing at “What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?”
Posted 4 hours ago
Don't give up the day job! Worst comic timing everrrrrrrr
what's pink and dusty?
I googled it and first hit was thus.
https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bad-joke-thread/
we got away with a lot back then!
What hides in a bakery at Christmas?
Mince spies.
(Genuine cracker joke.)
What's ET short for?
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He has little legs
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
This was in my grandson's cracker:-
How do you cut a big wave?
With a sea saw.