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Littlesthobo - I tend to agree withe the picture you paint. However I was not as lucky as you. I have a choice between:
a. Make no effort, just be myself and 'It will happen'/you'll meet the right person' hopes; and
b. Do a few things which are a bit of an effort, may be a bit of a pain or a bit frustrating, but which get me out there meeting a few more people and hence increase my chances of meeting the right person.
As I said in an earlier post, I used to take the 'romantic' view that doing a. would work for me but it hasn't much and isn't currently. I'd rather not do b. but it isn't really too much of an effort so I'm giving it a try. If it gets me nowhere and just proves a pain then I'll re-evaluate.
I am a bit worried that the ride will be lopsided in ratio and that without some effort, even in a small and balanced group, the girls and guys could end up inly really talking to one or two others and not get a moment to talk to others. Still worth a try though. If you go along with the thought that it's just a ride that has an opportnity to meet people (nothing more) then it should be okay.
Hmmm, I would always be reluctant to join a singleton's mtb ride. If the ratio is as one-sided as some claim, then it is surely awkward for both men and women. Men have to compete to get the few women available (and yes, we're only going to pick a few men we like the look of - it's not the scenario I'd imagine being able to get to know someone very well/taking the time to get to know everyone equally)
and for the women (well, I would feel certainly) it would be like walking into the Lion's den..
Casual mixed-group rides would be far less intimidating - and surely you can 'get to know someone better' on/after these rides anyway?
Im not saying being sociable will get you laid but surely it's a starting point. What I was getting at is people seem to be over complicating their fears by stewing on them. Surely it's better to put the idea of 'I might meet someone' out of your head and just get on with things. I've been single for years and I certainly don't get laid every weekend but it doesn't stop me enjoying my life and becomming depressed about the fact Im single. Yeh it runs me down a bit from time to time but that's life. Life isn't easy for anybody. I'm just thankful for all the things I have and try not to think about what I don't have.
Kev
Could the site not make premium members able to see the sex of the other members. Have the ladies pink and men blue (Whatever). I only say premium as they will have paid and hopefully not be some sexual devient.
From that point they can then access the member profile pictures that are maybe private from normal members. If you fancy another member then send the email.
Sounds simple to me and something that 'sells' stw premium a bit more
Oh and I should have said on my profile I am happy to provide a photo to anyone that wants one. I understand thatpersonality is the clincher quite often, but looks count initially (we all eye up the attractive people first).
That's odd - I just posted a response to Littlesthobo but it hasn't appeared. In short, I agree with your picture but haven't been as lucky to just meet someone so i'm prepared to make a little more effort doing a few things specifically to meet new people. I don't think that makes me desparate, I'm still loking for the right person, I'm just looking more actively.
The post is showing above neil.
LittlestHobo - I like the idea that paying for something rules them out of being a sexual deviant 🙄
barnes - you're just difficult!
as easygoing as a chainsaw :o) You want easy ?
[i]and for the women (well, I would feel certainly) it would be like walking into the Lion's den..[/i]
ROOARR!
/makes clawing movement with hand
you wouldn't be you if you were easy......... 😉
i would upload a pic of myself on my profile here but i've never been able to get the avatar thingy to work
lol @ samuri
I am a bit worried that the ride will be lopsided in ratio and that without some effort, even in a small and balanced group, the girls and guys could end up only really talking to one or two others and not get a moment to talk to others. Still worth a try though. If you go along with the thought that it's just a ride that has an opportnity to meet people (nothing more) then it should be okay.
You could try not having too long a ride,stopping every now and again, rules to include riding with a different partner every 15mins or so wherever possible, having some of those speed dating type games, a bag of cards with some personal questions, anything you can think of................
Like Hobo I met my SO @ school when 15, 40 yrs on, 2 kids and 3 grand kids she has over the past 2yrs lost 2/3st and returned to her teenage shape(nearly, gravity etc 😉 )
I have neighbours and friends in the same position as some of the posters on here so can sort of understand.
aliagh...one of my neighbours has 2 daughters, 1 at uni doing PE and the other working in Boots. She has "lived" or her kids and says she is not bothered about men. I suspect she may think all men are the same as her ex....a total a......e
Could the site not make premium members able to see the sex of the other members. Have the ladies pink and men blue (Whatever). I only say premium as they will have paid and hopefully not be some sexual devient.
uh, I'm a premium member so that goes out of the window 🙁 Why not just chat up anyone who seems nice and go gay if necessary ?
makes clawing movement with hand
like Lady GaGa in her Bad Romance video ? How apt!
i love that song!
you can't just chat up people on here - it doesn't work!
Ah..i can see my other post now, good.
If you fancy another member then send the email.
I'm not sure I want to be stalked by mud splattered girlies...
oh, go on then :o)
I lost my virginity when I was 16. Found it again when I got married.
I lol'ed.
I model myself on you Trekster. I imagine me & Jo when we are your age sitting on a bench by the sea sharing a poke of chips together in our disability chariots 😉
[i]simonfbarnes - Premier Member
Could the site not make premium members able to see the sex of the other members. Have the ladies pink and men blue (Whatever). I only say premium as they will have paid and hopefully not be some sexual devient.
uh, I'm a premium member so that goes out of the window Why not just chat up anyone who seems nice and go gay if necessary ?
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As far as i am aware no ladies have complained at you inviting them to chow down on your dick in any of your emails though so although you are mildly over enthusisatic about the ladies (Arses), i dont think any of the women are too bothered. And having seen the photos of you, i imagine most of the ladies would be quietly confident of fending you off even if you did get carried away 😉
handbags at dawn!
And having seen the photos of you, i imagine most of the ladies would be quietly confident of fending you off even if you did get carried away
I shall take that sideswipe as a compliment to my lightly-muscled frame 🙂
i think you are all over complicating this and going into one. let someone organise it and just make it a casual rideout where a roughly equal number of girls and lads turn up and just go for the offroading. if anyone like anyone, then email them.
maybe you could have a "no chatting up" rule whilst everyones out together.
i used to be painfully shy and crap with women.im now married and much more happy and confident. meeting people is painfull and hard but as they say, "if you dont ask, you dont get"...
just do it, youll all have a fun day out...
and just make it a casual rideout where a roughly equal number of girls and lads turn up
easy to say, hard to achieve! On those occasions I've looked forwards to being outnumbered by women a load of extra blokes have always arrived at the last minute 🙁
that's because you're irresistible 😉
[i]i think you are all over complicating this and going into one.[/i]
[i]maybe you could have a "no chatting up" rule whilst everyones out together.[/i]
It just became complicated.
Surely people should be able to do exactly as they please... ?
Kev
well if you wanna go swimming, you need to get in the water first..
tis true
This seems to be heading for a ride consisting of aleigh, her chaperon and ride guide (c-g) and me just now...sounds reasonable, even if neither of the girls meet my criteria, I'm sure we will still have a nice ride.
sounds like a plan to me 😀
Ride up to Yorkshire then i can join in.
Oh Neil, how naïve thou art.
What will actually happen is you'll plan to go riding with two ladies but at the last minute the prospect of Samuri's lion impression will cause them to bottle it leaving you to get lost in Swinley along with the thirty-two other blokes who turned up on the chance that they'd be the sole male.
lol - that's brilliant!
grrrrrrrr
this got too complicated/ridiculous/easy to take the mick out of... so, considering the distance too (i'm in manchester), i doubt i'll be turning up.
not that that'll change anything for anybody that does, mind.
think i'll work on becoming a successful comedian instead.
To Doog & herbivore: why not have a Northern singles ride? 😀
It might go something like this:
"Ee oop, where's all t'lasses?"
"Well bugger me wit a pit pony, they've all stopped 'ome."
"Aye, and too right, where they ought'be."
(Rascist? Me? Je pense que non!)
why not have a Northern singles ride?
cos hora would turn up and try to bum everybody there, both male and female...
Scienceofficer - I will not respond to Edukator's post as I find it quite offensive. His previous postings had a particularly unpleasant tone to them too.
Everyone else - why not use the Swinley ride as social networking too, ie to meet up for drinks, go to gigs etc etc. It doesn't need to just be about dating!
Tend to agree with Kev too, it doesn't need to be complicated.
Seriously tho i've ridden round calderdale/lancashire borders for years and can prolly count the amount of ladies i've seen on one hand (oooeeer)
You need to come down south then 😉
I dont have a valid passport.
Right - are there any people that are coming that can help with guiding? Kev - how well do you know Swinley?
Ali - can you please let me know your availability, let's get this thing going 8)
pmsl 🙂
Sorry Simon, i thought you were comfortable enough with your lightly muscled frame for me to jest.
how about 6th/7th Feb
I predict 2011 will be the first year where 2 members of ST will get married.
>I predict 2011 will be the first year where 2 members of ST will get married.
I believe it's called a Civil Partnership 😉
[i]Kev - how well do you know Swinley?[/i]
🙁 not at all
Count me in C_G!
I can even guide if need be: the mighty power of GPS satellites combined with your previous expert guidance would ensure that a group of people riding with me will experience [s]becoming utterly and hopelessly lost[/s] mucho happy times!
funnily enough that's the same experience people have when i'm a sweeper at swinley............... 😆
I'd rather it wasn't the 6th, I'm currently trying to book a ski trip 30th to 6th.
7th please, thats me Birthday 😮
All you folk in the North are more than welcome to come along too!
In fact, I would go so far as to say that if you held your Singletons Ride in the Peak District, there would be a very good chance of some Southern female attendees 😆
What date did you mention 😉
[b][i]Important Announcement[/i][/b]
[b]The inaugral STW Singletons Social Networking Ride at Swinley Forest will take place on Sunday 7th February[/b].
I'd be up for the peaks, pref Hayfield way
bananaworld - thank you for the offer, that would be great. I can't really see 40 people turning up as per the "Monsoon Ride" in November so am confident we can handle it 😀
Just been googling Swinley forest, my sis lives in Epsom so its not beyond the bounds of possibility to get down there.
The Doog - it's not far from Epsom. Give your sister a call!
I keep resisting the urge to post a picture of a bukakke (sp) party on this thread. Do you reckon i would get banned for such a thing?
Please dont blame me if you actually google the above
I may well just do that, i dont drive though so i'd be at the mercy of our fine rail services!! Gulp, dont know which is scariest meeting singles or rail travel!
I can't really see 40 people turning up
Substitute "people" out for "dirty old men" and you are wrong, so very wrong. 😉
Is it wrong to sit here giggling at the rising levels of expectant testosterone? 😆
TBH I think the levels of estrogen have been rising far faster, despite the lopsided numbers of the vessels.
More likely still is any rising levels of testosterone is entirely due to the pranksters encouragng from the sidelines and not those interested in actually meeting some people for the ride.
To be serious for a minute, why not invite a couple or two along as well, that should dilute the expectancy levels a little and mean there is at least one impartial female along?
why not invite a couple or two along as well
Sounds like Swinley will play host to the first session of bicycle-based dogging in the UK...
Oh yeah, serious, right, sorry.
for what purpose?
No...forget that. It opens up too many opportunities for further lewdness. EDIT - beaten too it already 🙄
What I mean is, Why do you feel a bunch of singles need the help? If the ride was to be a huge group and having some complicated partner swapping or games etc. then okay, some administration from people with no motives of their own [i]might[/i] be useful. If its just a group of single people making an effort to meet up for a ride, and meet some new people then I think they don't need any assistance. As much as some people's imaginations are getting fruity I don't anticipate any problems that need the help of an attached person to overcome. Thanks for the offer.
[i]The inaugral STW Singletons Social Networking Ride at Swinley Forest will take place on Sunday 7th February. [/i]
You'll be able to find it by the 40-odd blokes wandering round asking where aleigh is... 😉
Waht about inviting that 'GWR' group .
Although last time I recall a 'pot : kettle : black' situation when they suggested coming along to a Swinley , and got told off by CG
The lady from pompey used to lurk on here , but i can't remember her log on name.
Having listened to both cases I can't imagine any probs with having 'attached' people along - the more the merrier. As someone said earlier, we should just treat this as a way to meet people and if anything 'further' comes out of it then that's a bonus result.
Sorry for the predictability of the lewdness... 😳
Imagine the conversation with your other half
"Do you fancy going on a ride"
"Yes dear, is anyone else coming"
"Errr, around 40 Single blokes who havent had sex for years"
You need to come down south then
so much for foreplay 🙁
Sorry Simon, i thought you were comfortable enough with your lightly muscled frame for me to jest.
indeed so :o) I was slightly more alarmed at the thought of having to be physically fended off as I usually wait for the woman to make an advance ....
Hey, who knows TLH, other people's other halves might be up for that (see "dogging" post above).
(Darnit, I just can't help doing it. The lewdness, that it, no the dogging.)
heh heh heh, actually LOLed there Barnes, you filthy beggar, you're worse than me.
bananaworld - apology accepted....it was predictable because it was humorous.
I just think if it becomes a mix of singles and attached it's a normal group ride. Normal group rides are great, and a great way to meet new people. However if a group of single people want to meet then it's easier to meet on a 'single only' ride. For example I understand the last swinley group ride (rain a bit did it?) had 40 or so people. I suspect the ride broke into 2 , 3 or more smaller groups for much of the riding and met up for tea and cake. If I'd been there i could have found I didn't end up in a group with any other singles (girls specifically) unless some added complication/admin ensured the singles were in one group.
I don't have anything against non-singles and I like meeting any new people, but I htink it might work against the original reason for the ride - to get a few single people to meet.
Oh **** - I just had an image of all singles wearing a bright yellow star on all future STW group rides to differentiate them.
cinnamon_girl - Premier Member
LoulaBella - can you please remove the details of this from your Facebook page. It is an event for the Singletrackworld community, many of whom I have had the privilege of meeting and riding with over the years.
Whilst I do not have any objection to people inviting others, I don't want it advertised to all and sundry and particularly not as a singletons cattle market.
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😯
I'm getting alarmed now.
singletrackmind - not pot kettle black at all. A lot of organisation went into that Swinley ride, was dependant on guides and sweepers for different groups and they all did a terrific job. We knew that a lot of people were coming and did our best to ensure that everyone had a good time.
The last thing we wanted to worry about was people having different expectations!
I stand by my request to Loulabella - as far as I am concerned, it is common courtesy to ask whether other people can be invited and not to post up an invite on another forum.
So ... are you coming then or will the waves be calling 😀
neil - relax!
I'll be there! I'll be the amiable good-looking one with the sense of humour, and the bike and car to say I've made it in life. Only question is, which pseudo for the day.
and the bike and car to say I've made it in life
or fashion victim ?
muddydwarf - Member
Is it wrong to sit here giggling at the rising levels of expectant testosterone?
Better than drowning in it. 😉
To be a victim one must in some way suffer. I can assure you that fashion does not cause me any suffering Simon. I hope Hobo turns up too, even though he's taken, once the ladies have seen and talked with him they'll be in no state to consider lesser males apart from maybe me, and I'm taken too.
To be a victim one must in some way suffer.
the cunningest victimisation makes you think you want it 🙂