[Closed] Celibacy..........

Buzz- if you're being really fenickey, teflon grease is more realistic.

You can, allegedly, use coffee to make it look like the Sultan of Brunai.

Now i'm with a lady who really can't get enough and is EXTREMELY inventive 8O!

LOL, i initailly mis read that as "Now i'm with a lady who really can't get enough and am an EXTREMELY inventive 😯 yr old!"

Does a ceased sex-life always mean the relationship will fail though? [Christ, wot is this, Cosmo?]

maybe we should start a STW dating page. South london single male, NS, GSH, 36, seeks girl to share bicycle rides and companionship....

A friend of mine reckons climbing walls should all have a dating ads section as all the men seem to think the women climbers are very attractive and I suspect a higher than average proportion of the men appear equally appealing to the girls (or each other) so surely it would be a huge success!

was supposed to be a 😯 face! (oops - if she finds out i called her 80yr old the inventiveness will soon stop!)

Does a ceased sex-life always mean the relationship will fail though? [Christ, wot is this, Cosmo?]

Yes, because it's the only part of a relationship i can get right. 😥

neilnevill - Member
maybe we should start a STW dating page.

Well most of the (all too few) lady cyclists i have seen have been very easy on the eye, maybe it is the sight of a nice, rounded bottom in lycra that does it?
Cyclists tend to be somewhat fitter than the average population so this (in theory) should make them slightly more attractive to the opposite sex?
(assuming they are practically human in most other respects!)

"Does a ceased sex-life always mean the relationship will fail though? [Christ, wot is this, Cosmo?]"

T'other way around isn't it? Your relationship fails and you end up having no sex life.

re a singles thread - tried that before and the lads took the p1ss!!

aleigh - Member

tried that before and the lads took the p1ss!!

not all of [s]us[/s] them did!

quite happy to but no one comes forward

Aleigh - i see a problem. We have a (very) small minority of single cycling females and a huge majority of ageing, balding, overweight, relationship-incompetent males........ 😛

Reading this makes me realise i'm a whore.

+1.

Even in Prison I'd still be a whore. Mind, I'd have to catch the bus the other way but I'd definitely be the Bus driver 😯

Binners- I'm currently in the eye of the storm...in a few months time. My sexlife will be dead calm 😥

As someone newly separated (3 weeks) after 21 years together. The apparent lack of any potential future partner is rather depressing.

Kiril - was in your position this time last year, by Feb i was needing a rest so don't lose hope!

Muddydwarf That's the sort of hope I need 🙂

Those that aren't interested/are otherwise engaged just chipped in with .....'encouragement from the touchline' did they? I'm not surprised. For a similar reason I strongly suspect an STW group ride would rarely lead to two people getting together....the bawdy banter, or even just the threat of it, would probably scare any interested party off unless they were supremely confident and if they were supremely confidnet they are probably not going to be single in the first place.

That's why a 'thread' probably wouldn't work, it might have more chance if it were a section of the site which was specifically set up for the purpose. I might even pay for premier user status to give it a go 🙂 [cough] mods? [/cough]

"a huge majority of ageing, balding, overweight, relationship-incompetent males"

To be fair, the women are aging too.

there are some single chaps out there - they're just embarrassed to come forward!

Why not just PM someone if you think they might be amenable?

Kiril - Xmas is a shite time to be breaking up with someone as i know all too well. It knocked me for six, it really did. I suffered really badly with depression to the point of attempting-to-attempt suicide and i still get down now, although that is more to do with the redundancy/unemployment.
If you want to chat PM me.

because it's very hit and miss - you can never be sure

I'm single but a self confessed whore, not sure if that will get me very far so...

Where do i sign?

Superstar Opponent - you just need to see sharki in his gold lame shorts and boots. That'll have you from 'Mr Flippy Floppy' to 'somewhere to hang a wet duffel coat' in no time at all.

Toot toot!

Kiril , I know female friends who were in the same position as you (so its girls too). I was angst-ridden for them. Top girls with no decent blokes for them. Seriously and worried that 'is this it for life'?

Took a while but each one has landed their fellas. 😀

kiril, i was in the same position as you last february.
nothing's changed for me though... 🙁

It's not that i'm short that puts women off - it's my sexual deviancies!!!

i'll get the contract emailed to you 😉

muddydwarf - Member
Aleigh - i see a problem. We have a (very) small minority of single cycling females and a huge majority of ageing, balding, overweight, relationship-incompetent males........

Gizzard Puke , I am the opposite. Hair on my head and balls and absolutely no where else. What the ****? 😐

Thanks Muddy dwarf I also arranged all of the details including notes but I'm in a better place now (just sad and lonely.

The good thing is apart from the ageing balding bit I've lost 8kg so I'm not overweight.

Aleigh - what contract???? (am i being targetted for assassination???) 😯

Well, if a grizzly, miserable little shit like me can find someone to put up with my inadequacies and deviations then there's hope for everyone!

of course not!

maybe there should be a section for singletons!

Single men are embarrassed to come forward???

I don't think so!

hmmm

Ageing, well no-one gets younger do they...
Balding, nope, more hair than I know what to do with on my head, so I just let it do what it wants
Overweight, 10.5st & 5'10ish, so nope
Relationship incompetent....well it's been a while so **** knows if I am or not.

Ok....from reading this thread I have the mental image of Hora's hairy balls and the fact he would be a busdriver.

Mods....kill this thread!

aleigh:

maybe there should be a section for singletons!

*registers singletontrackworld.com*

Let me throw this in to further (or stop) the debate. If a married couple are celibate but one of them is healthy enough to want/need rumpypumpy, would it be ok to seek it outside marriage? Seperation can't happen due to kids, so furthering Buzzlightyears question and superstar opponents.

Just want to clarify that I was not getting at parents in general for being to busy to bother with people. I do understand the ties of caring for children/dependents etc. I have had to keep to day in day out schedules myself for caring purposes, though not child related. I am fairly understanding about such ties and the restrictions and the tiredness they bring (I realise that has not come across in my earlier writing). For the 2 years I dated, I did not see my boyfriend for any weekends at all, or for bank holidays, family holidays, Christmas, New Year as for each of those he was helping to look after his child in another town (which I applauded him for, though leaving me out was bad behaviour on reflection, as I was open to both his child and its mother) I think that shows a lot of consideration for other peoples family commitments as I chose to sacrifice an awful lot to support his commitment to his child.

It was the attitude of a few parents I have met that I was commenting on who can be oddly smug and offensive in their perspectives.

Plenty are very nice people. I think parents just loose stuff in common with non parents, so find their company often less fulfilling. The effect is the same for some singles though, that they become more left out of the parent dominated social groups. Its an observation of social behaviour, I am not calling parents bad people. Sorry if it sounded as if I was.

midnighthour - where in the UK do you live?

We'll invite you on the next local STW ride. 🙂

Internet dating - someone said on here it was not a pleasant experience, but they are persevering. What are the downsides to it?

I think a dating site for cyclists might be a good idea. I wonder if the Ramblers have a version? 🙂

there is a site called fitness singles.....

I have not cycled for the last 6 months, other than my little xmas snow rides, which have made me look more positively at biking again. Hoping to get back into it during the spring if things go well, so might give people a shout when less physically dire! Very kind offer, thanks.

that site's rubbish!