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Anne was born in 1986 according to wiki, making her early 20's then. (so at my age I would just be frowned upon rather than arrested :wink:)
[i]Sarah-Jane said she used to work in a circus as a contortionist and winked at me! I didn't sleep properly for weeks.[/i]
Class.
Some absolutely top totty here:
I wouldnt have touched any of them with a barge pole, and half of them had attitudes to kill to get rid of...
Oh, didn't watch the programme, just thought they looked good. Attitude like that is a complete turn-off, agreed.
sarah-jane honeywell's website is 'interesting'. Plenty of dads signing her guestbook and the fact that some haven't been deleted would indicate to me she's either very naive, or not at all naive.
I suspect the latter.....
Pui has left, alongside Chris. According to Wikipedia, that is.
I suspect the latter.....
I've always suspected that she was very dirty.
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Remember this one?
Wrong wrong wrong
i used to have (still do) a thing for going shopping with the GF for boots. she'd always find something nice and practicle for the winter. i'd come dashing over from the back of the shop with a pair with a fegg off heel, laces that went all the way up past the knee and would take ages to get off (was working on the idea that they should stay on). ended up getting quite excited in the store one time so bought them and dashed off home....
ahh...boots.
Ok, not read the whole of this thread but I skimmed the presenter profile link for the one-armed Blue Peter presenter and it states her favourite game is Twister. I'm not sure if the lack of a limb is an advantage or disadvantage but either way, I would want a handicap system in place (no pun intended) before I bet any money on a game with her.
The pink-haired girl from Lazytown - nothing to be proud of there but you have to wonder when her 18th birthday (I already did this some episodes ago) is and whether the FHM team are ready and waiting.
Alwyn - you're a bad boy, you Nonce!
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dont think the original girl is up to much!But I do think its a great thing to expose kids to "different" when it comes to people.
Once shagged a girl with a broken leg(hers not mine)Thought that was great too 😉
Zulu-Eleven to the banning room
Zulu-Eleven to the banning room
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which of you sados still watch cbbies any ways i thought you would have least gone onto cbbc
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wish she wor that on blue peter
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what about Nina and her neurons?
i think it's tha lab coat that does it for me...
taka - Member
which of you sados still watch cbbies any ways i thought you would have least gone onto cbbc
Bloody Hell!
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good one
brilliant Zulu-Eleven and nico,
they had me laughing loads,
😀
I see you lot taking advantage of the mods having gone home.
This thread won't be here tomorrow - I'll put my Yeti on it!
(The "Captain Kirk" animation I posted last week wipes the floor with all that lot)
first thread to make me laugh on the new site.
I just knew that picture from lazytown was going to pop up at sometime.
Anyone remember who the original poster was?
Good old Sportacus! 😛
Anyone remember who the original poster was?
Yep, Labrat, dunno where he is now.
clean up your acts now or I'll be handing out some moderation.
yes sir.
I actually have tears running down my face. So funny.
You sick, sick ****ers.
tidy up of the tags would also be in order. Some are a bit close to the mark, some are so far over they practically warrant a banning on their own!
ziggy
Anyone remember who the original poster was?
Yep, Labrat, dunno where he is now.
Might be around here somewhere 😉
I used to go out with a girl at Uni who had 1 hand, she was damned hot too.
Hasn't Konnie got a weird belly button?
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Hadn't noticed, strangely.
Konnie is breathing in there. alwyn- she looks euro-asian? Hello sailor!
Blimey, it's still here. I object!
Well looks like someone just lost his yeti
Luckily no-one accepted the bet 🙂
I really havent done any work at all since that picture of konnie went up there.Tags are gone I see..
Milkshake on Channel 5 is where it's at for cute presenters
[i]FMBs[/i]
took me a while, that one. Up here they're known as 'slag wellies' (or waders, depending on the length)
Can we have more pictures of Konnie. She's lovely.
Konnie and Zoe.
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Imagine the fun they had with some sticky backed plastic and a washing up liquid bottle.
Ok Then,
Since you asked nicely...
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Sarah Jane mmmm.
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Caledonian, on the middle pic I can just imagine me tapping something against her forehead and asking who her daddy is....
Sarah Jane is just a little bit scary though.
LMAO @ Hora......I imagined something similar....boys will be boys
The population of Balamory seems to be unlike most small Scottish Islands.
If you think that's PC, you should try Postman Pat!
sarah jane honeywell looks like a riddler
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LMAO @ hora - nice work !
Just had this sent to me, I did chuckle and think of this thread, so here it is:
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asking who her daddy is....
That freaks me out, I understand the connotations but it does have a tendency to suggest a father-daughter relationship, which I find a little odd.
[i]which I find a little odd[/i]
Yeah, totally. The desire to become the phallus-wielding father is something that *should* be mastered during the normal course of adolescence. The need to reiterate one's status as bearer-of-the-phallus in later life would suggest an unresolved Oedipal conflict in which the 'daughter' is a displacement of the mother along the daughter-mother axis.
The amputee thing is a whole other kettle of fish. My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.
All very odd.
[i]My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.[/i]
Now that has elevated this thread even further into the realms of the weird.
Pass the mindbleach, someone.
My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.
WTF. Mindbleach this way too please, I cant and dont even want to think about any of that. It is utterly wierd, and slightly worrying that this thought process occurs.
this is turning into a david cronenberg film... breasts with eyes next i tell thee.
[i]My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.[/i]
Whooooooaaaaaa.OVER-ANALYSIS!
I would suggest a Freudian root to the phenomenon.
When a boy sees naked females, they notice the absence of a willy where to them, one should be.. this then becomes associated with sex later in life, thereby creating a link between sex and missing body parts.
Pass the mindbleach, someone.
There is no such thing, as Mindbleach. Once the mind is stained, it is stained forever. Only death can free you from the torment and pain....
Can we get back to Sarah-Jane please. (clicked on this thread 'cos I was surprised it was still going-last few posts have wierded me out a bit :?)
Konnie does it for me........ Anyone got her phone number?
Holy thread resurrections batman!
rossi, you need to get broadband mate.
think he's just been watching weakest link
>think he's just been watching weakest link
Yup, thought the same. No doubt some left handed googling found this thread 😉
Nah, for me it has to be Kari Byron one of the Mythbusters presenters.
This is apparently one of the top threads of the year!!
Father, forgive me for I have sinned.....
I've developed a 'thing' for Nina (but it's not for her neurons). My kids love watching it, so there's no escape - the accent, the boundless cheeriness.
help
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Or how about presenter that have moved on since kids tv, like Holly Willoughby?
its the pig tails init!
...Literally wiping tears from my eyes now.
STW at its purile, random bestest. 😀
She's on now, very hot.
But current Children's TV presenter is.
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zoe has always floated my boat as does the lady that Hora posted, she's lovely!
There is a Youtube video of Sarah Jane getting her first tattoo, a pair of wings, nice.
Agree with Genisis on Kari from Mythbusters, then of course ther is Donna from 'That 70's Show'........... 😉
[i]There is a Youtube video of Sarah Jane getting her first tattoo, a pair of wings, nice.[/i]
Her brown wings?
Sarah Jane looks like a 12year old boy. Not good.
Nina, on the other hand, is absolute filth.
Justin from Gigglebiz and Something special gets my vote - he's a hunka hunka BSL'ing, crossdressing love!