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i used to have (still do) a thing for going shopping with the GF for boots. she'd always find something nice and practicle for the winter. i'd come dashing over from the back of the shop with a pair with a fegg off heel, laces that went all the way up past the knee and would take ages to get off (was working on the idea that they should stay on). ended up getting quite excited in the store one time so bought them and dashed off home....

ahh...boots.


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 8:57 pm
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Ok, not read the whole of this thread but I skimmed the presenter profile link for the one-armed Blue Peter presenter and it states her favourite game is Twister. I'm not sure if the lack of a limb is an advantage or disadvantage but either way, I would want a handicap system in place (no pun intended) before I bet any money on a game with her.

The pink-haired girl from Lazytown - nothing to be proud of there but you have to wonder when her 18th birthday (I already did this some episodes ago) is and whether the FHM team are ready and waiting.


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 9:03 pm
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Alwyn - you're a bad boy, you Nonce!

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[mod!]Guess what, you have an official warning![/mod]


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 9:12 pm
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dont think the original girl is up to much!But I do think its a great thing to expose kids to "different" when it comes to people.
Once shagged a girl with a broken leg(hers not mine)Thought that was great too ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 9:13 pm
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Zulu-Eleven to the banning room

Zulu-Eleven to the banning room

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Posted : 29/01/2009 9:14 pm
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which of you sados still watch cbbies any ways i thought you would have least gone onto cbbc

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wish she wor that on blue peter


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 9:57 pm
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what about Nina and her neurons?
i think it's tha lab coat that does it for me...


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:02 pm
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taka - Member
which of you sados still watch cbbies any ways i thought you would have least gone onto cbbc

Bloody Hell!


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:08 pm
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=)


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:10 pm
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[mod!]NSFW![/mod]


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:26 pm
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good one


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:29 pm
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brilliant Zulu-Eleven and nico,
they had me laughing loads,
๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:35 pm
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I see you lot taking advantage of the mods having gone home.
This thread won't be here tomorrow - I'll put my Yeti on it!

(The "Captain Kirk" animation I posted last week wipes the floor with all that lot)


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:43 pm
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first thread to make me laugh on the new site.

I just knew that picture from lazytown was going to pop up at sometime.

Anyone remember who the original poster was?


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:49 pm
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Good old Sportacus! ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:52 pm
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Anyone remember who the original poster was?

Yep, Labrat, dunno where he is now.


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 10:56 pm
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clean up your acts now or I'll be handing out some moderation.


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 11:00 pm
 taka
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yes sir.


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 11:03 pm
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I actually have tears running down my face. So funny.

You sick, sick ****ers.


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 11:06 pm
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tidy up of the tags would also be in order. Some are a bit close to the mark, some are so far over they practically warrant a banning on their own!


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 11:07 pm
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ziggy

Anyone remember who the original poster was?
Yep, Labrat, dunno where he is now.

Might be around here somewhere ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/01/2009 11:25 pm
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I used to go out with a girl at Uni who had 1 hand, she was damned hot too.


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 9:15 am
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Hasn't Konnie got a weird belly button?

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Posted : 30/01/2009 9:17 am
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Hadn't noticed, strangely.


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 9:24 am
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Konnie is breathing in there. alwyn- she looks euro-asian? Hello sailor!


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 9:29 am
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Blimey, it's still here. I object!


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 11:11 am
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Well looks like someone just lost his yeti


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 11:17 am
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Luckily no-one accepted the bet ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 11:22 am
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I really havent done any work at all since that picture of konnie went up there.Tags are gone I see..


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 11:23 am
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http://www.hoax-slayer.com/jessica-cox-armless-pilot.shtml

would you?


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 11:23 am
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Milkshake on Channel 5 is where it's at for cute presenters


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 12:18 pm
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[i]FMBs[/i]
took me a while, that one. Up here they're known as 'slag wellies' (or waders, depending on the length)


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 12:35 pm
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Can we have more pictures of Konnie. She's lovely.


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 1:10 pm
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Konnie and Zoe.

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Imagine the fun they had with some sticky backed plastic and a washing up liquid bottle.


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 1:15 pm
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Ok Then,
Since you asked nicely...

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Posted : 30/01/2009 1:25 pm
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Sarah Jane mmmm.
[url= http://www.sarah-jane.biz/index.htm ]http://www.sarah-jane.biz/index.htm[/url]


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 2:19 pm
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Caledonian, on the middle pic I can just imagine me tapping something against her forehead and asking who her daddy is....


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 2:23 pm
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Sarah Jane is just a little bit scary though.


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 2:24 pm
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LMAO @ Hora......I imagined something similar....boys will be boys


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 2:37 pm
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The population of Balamory seems to be unlike most small Scottish Islands.

If you think that's PC, you should try Postman Pat!


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 3:18 pm
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sarah jane honeywell looks like a riddler

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Posted : 30/01/2009 3:23 pm
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LMAO @ hora - nice work !


 
Posted : 30/01/2009 8:03 pm
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Just had this sent to me, I did chuckle and think of this thread, so here it is:
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asking who her daddy is....

That freaks me out, I understand the connotations but it does have a tendency to suggest a father-daughter relationship, which I find a little odd.


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 10:23 am
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[i]which I find a little odd[/i]

Yeah, totally. The desire to become the phallus-wielding father is something that *should* be mastered during the normal course of adolescence. The need to reiterate one's status as bearer-of-the-phallus in later life would suggest an unresolved Oedipal conflict in which the 'daughter' is a displacement of the mother along the daughter-mother axis.


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 10:45 am
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The amputee thing is a whole other kettle of fish. My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.

All very odd.


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 10:47 am
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