MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Got in from work at 7 and after 3 hours sleep was awoken by a lovely hot warm sensation. As I came round I realised that this lovely warm feeling was in fact one of my cats on top of the duvet pissing all over it, and me....
Ahhhh Classic, I remember my mum once bathing one of our cats to then find it pissing all over her mid air with daggers out ready to claw anyone in her way.
(disclaimer) - cats were bathed once a year in summer. 😀
edit) should of said something like a morning glory. 🙄
* Disappointedly goes back to chat forum
I too am disapointed. I was hoping someone was living the life I dream of.
Options for using the word pussy. Check.
Option of using the word moist. Check
Disappointing.
Some people pay good money for that. Errrrr! A friend told me.
😆
Option to combine with Golden Shower. Check.
I like cats, but, I stopped over at a friend's house a while back and she said "Make sure the door's properly shut or the cats'll get in". Didn't make sure door was properly shut. Woke up with cat in bed, snoozing and purring happily. Thought, aw, that's quite nice. Went back to sleep. Woke up a little short of breath, with 3 cats lying on chest, one on waist and one on face. Tried to move. Facecat makes terifying cat noises. Decide not to move. Groincat pisses on me. Decide to move. All cats make terrifying cat noises. Decide not to move, just lay there for the rest of the night hoping I wouldn't drown in cat piss.
i was once woken in the middle of the night by having my ear nibbled.. by the escaped hamster.. agghhh
Groincat pisses on me
Did your friend buy that excuse?
TBH being kettled by cats was so embarassing, I was tempted to just say "Oh yeah, pissed myself in the night and scratched the **** out of my head for some reason"
Groincat
That's gotta be trademarkable!
Hehehe!