bumhands,
i like your login, it makes me smile when i read it and then i have to say "bumhands" out loud and laugh, then the mrs looks at me like im weird.
oh and this thread is ace ive only just got back to it after trawling through the team Mccoy racing thingy...hilarious!!!
Nooooo has he really been banned? Shame such outright Munchausen behaviour should go away.......
Kaesae, if you're still here who does your welding and dent removal? My brother works for a fabrication company and such talent is rare.
Lemme guess, they fall of the back of lorries and that's why they need respraying and checking? Unless you'd like to enlighten us...
Well he's got previous for handling stolen goods I believe, so that would certainly suggest otherwise ...
filler and over the cracks/re-spray more like?welding and dent removal
hora 😉 really I would have thought such discerning riders as the stw collective might have appreciated such fine work 🙄
Why ban the most interesting member for ages? It's as if you don't want this forum to stir up contoversy at all and just want to sell magazines.
hora - you're on notice over your comments on the finest education system in the world. Just 'cos it failed me...
"Why ban the most interesting member for ages?"
If you replace the word 'interesting' with the word 'unstable', you'll be in the right ballpark. A dodgey, and to be frank, scary, bloke.
A... scary, bloke.
Just cos you thought he was gonna come over and eat your brains!
He still might, you know....
Noooo!!! He's not been banned? What was it that did it? He was calming down too, but I did prefer the angry one.
So he has access to some decent frames, though he doesn't seem to prep them much cosmetically before selling them. Am I right in assuming they are generally all full sus frames? And he has access to a load of bearings. Does he work for a bike shop or have access to their suppliers for this sort of thing?
Those in the know, prey tell where the frames come from!?
bananaworld : Just spotted this ad on fleabay - sorry, cant do the linky paste thing, so I'll have to quote:
'For sale, retuned and resprayed ibis frame. Belt made from nipples included in sale.' Told you!
A tear in the time/space continuum, that must be where they come from and he's from the planet Zog - come to the aid of unfortunate poor Earth dwelling mtb'ers.
Belt made from nipples
WTF?? Ok, your fear is justified. Now, be afraid, I hear he wants to make another belt....
[b]prey[/b] tell where the frames come from!?
a telling slip...
Out of interest, did anybody else get a 'special' e-mail from him, or was that just me?
Barnes, you're a strutting peacock (again)!
Nope, it was just you, you lucky sod. He's on his way over to play "install the seatpost"...
It'd better be a thomson then...
Of course, only the best from him!
It is one of the lay-back ones though...
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...and I hear he has a tendency to put them in upside down...
Yes, and he'll have tuned it as well!
Just remember, at the end of the day, all he wants to do is get bikers back to biking. Stalking, then dry bumming people, and wearing their torso's as a body warmer is just a bonus!
dam it, 42 minutes to read this thread and i find out he's banned. Can we not let him back in please??
Kaesae or whomever you are, if your still reading this then we would like to invite you to one of our STW forum rides very soon, in fact we do a STW xmas ride at inners and by then you will be back to full health and a choice of machinery to choose from to come out with
Look forward to being overtaken by you 🙄
Rad ( to the power squared times 2 ) oggair
radoggair - just a very brief question about crack - are you on it?
some would think, but mainly no, though 3 cracks did appear on my Turner 5 spot frame 2 weeks ago
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Know anyone who can repair these?? 🙂
Is your frame still in warranty?
I started reading this thread when it started, then lost track of it. Just read it through from the beginning, (apart from the really long rants from kin thingy: just scanned those). Astonishing, one of the most bizarre things I've ever read on here in six years of membership. Barnsleymitch, I heard there was a fan of yours sharpening up the edges of a couple of spoons: bit like the banquet scene in the second Raiders film with the monkey brains... 😈
Is your frame still in warranty?
its all old school cool, rear end replaced FOC by Turner within the week.
I was more aiming at the OP being able to fix and respray my 'rig' to 'better than new' !!
I was more aiming at the OP being able to fix and respray my 'rig' to 'better than new' !!
💡 😆
Is he really banned?
We need a replacement, pronto.... I'll try:
"Barnsleymitch - you're a kipper with a hat made of frogs, and you face is like a cougar's behind after a particularly nasty session with an abusive gorilla......"
"SFB - I bet you've spent more on your house than your bike? Pah - and I bet you call yourself a biker rather than a 'houser'"
"I'm off to eat spoons and throw eggs at my roof..."
Your turn...
DrP
LOL @ DrP 😆
My only regret is that in banning him, we may have lost our only chance to save the NHS. Then again, if it stops him from wanting to wear my flayed skin as some sort of jaunty frock, then fair play.
Then again, if it stops him from wanting to wear my flayed skin as some sort of jaunty frock, then fair play.
Oi! That's my privilege. My high priest will be around to to see you soon... 😈
Comedy gold. 🙂
thanks for brightening up my crappy crappy monday. 9 pages of comedy.
So is barnsleymitch still alive?
Alive, but sore.
He did nothing to deserve a ban in my eyes but (if he has been banned)
it was probably the right thing to do.
The man is not that well physically or mentally in my opinion and is
complete cannon fodder on this forum.
If your reading this Kaesae - in future please don't feed the animals as they bite.
He did nothing to deserve a ban in my eyes
your tender eyes may have been protected from the full force of his creative expletives!
Well, that was interesting, entertaining and quite bewildering!
Anyine lost a Heckler recently?
[url=http://]Joker on about another 'tuned' frame[/url]
Working link to airborne10101's eBay ad:
Can't really see very well in th photos, but is that a deep cable rub groove on the last but one photo?
Looks like it.. This one?:
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Is the spring pre load ring meant to be that close to the top tube??
He's been quiet. I think the Clozapine and Lithium must be working.
Didn't the 2004 Heckler have a dropped top tube? Maybe the small size is different.
just got back from holiday came back with a chest infection and have just read all of this classy work fellas cheered me up no end
[i]Didn't the 2004 Heckler have a dropped top tube?[/i]
That top tube has certainly been dropped.
On something sharp by the looks of it... 😉
Hi, I'm new here.
Just curious.... is this kind of thing normal around here???
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NOT LOCAL?!
(joking, welcome, ive no idea if its normal)
If you mean merciless ribbing, then yes, fairly normal Legoman - esp. for them that digs their own graves... This one has demanded a little extra vitriol, however.
Trick is to avoid putting one of these on -
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The man is not that well physically or mentally in my opinion and is
complete cannon fodder on this forum.If your reading this Kaesae - in future please don't feed the animals as they bite.
Ill enough to get a MX5, possibly from the proceeds of selling frames magically dropped off by the night pixies?
Now where could they come from?
Legoman - just dont start putting full stops after exclamation marks!.
Can't really see very well in th photos, but is that a deep cable rub groove on the last but one photo?
either a very deep cable rub, or quite a light nick from a big angle grinder, the kind you might get if you were, for example, trying to get through a bit of hard material quickly and weren't quite focusing all your attention on the job in hand?
possibly having been angered by a recent intertnet thread and working very quickly in a poorly lit place? 😕
Without wanting to prolong what has been a very protracted thread, just thought I'd add that the abusive e-mail I got was from a recently banned member of this forum (his user name was an anagram of Arsenal) - dont know if he'd reinvented himself as 'Kaesae', it all gets a bit confusing, to be frank.
as much as the lad hated me and slated me - as well as the bizarrely aggressive emails...
he clearly agrees with me!
nice fresh respray. (oh and a few quid added on of course)
Powder coat & respray - must be some new trick finish 😉
2 hours of this shite a night and 15 minutes of full on fun for your ladies later on. You sure showed me. Rat brains and tail chasing go figure.
At last. Some reasonable, balanced and intelligent input to this thread.
Just class!!
Yeah, he is back.
More animal themed insults please!
🙄
The thread that never dies...
So, kaesae...where do you get these frames from?
😉
Crazy legs. By what authority exactly do you question me ?. The power of the fool perhaps.
By what authority exactly do you question me ?
respect my authorit-eye (squeak, squeak, squeak)
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Authoritah
that's the one 🙂
I Have a real life not some poor excuse for a TV soap. My time is too valuable to waist on this nonsense. I reject your way of life your bastard roman mentality and inbred church hypercritical perspective. You are wage slaves and fools distracted by nonsense when the rich own you for a few ££££’s an hour. While you waist your time on this delusional day dream, I’m working as hard as I can to get away from you before you completely destroy our country. Good luck with the rising crime rate, collapsing NHS that’s actually breading diseases and children being brought up by the streets. You guys know what your doing. So sad and pathetic you have nothing better to do than this, gibber gabber like old women.
Farewell ratty racers I leave you to chase your tails.
I take it your not in the oil business then?
i haven't posted on this thread until now, but i do think the orange and silver is much nicer than the green finish, and of course if he's had it resprayed he is going to add on a couple of quid.
So sad and pathetic you have nothing better to do than this, gibber gabber like old women.
that's us told then!
What a touching farewell, this forum will never be the same again
tails - Memberi haven't posted on this thread until now, but i do think the orange and silver is much nicer than the green finish, and of course if he's had it resprayed he is going to add on a couple of quid.
True. But he could have filled that [s]grinder[/s] cable rub mark a bit better.
So where does he get his frames from then?
I think its kaesae whos having a bit of luck with the rising crime rate, judging by his ability to come across frames so regularly, specially that one with the angle grinder scar on it!
I guess their not from the NHS, possibly from children being brought up in the streets?
True. But he could have filled that grinder cable rub mark a bit better.
oh is this lad a thief, in that case stone him.
oh is this lad a thief, in that case stone him.
property is theft comrade
Maybe he has inside info regarding the availability of frames.
Possible suspect could include a casualty doctor who's systematically 'doing a Shipman' on any unwitting cyclists entering the local A&E dept.
Is that 'grinder mark' not just a fools slip while removing the chain that was locking some poor chaps bike up before Kaesae stole it???
... YES (probably) - wake up doormouse..! 🙄
This thread has made me laugh out loud, hes definatly a character. One minute he cant walk he's in so much pain the next he's threatening to come round and kick-box your head in! benefits scamer?
But its definatily worrying where all these frames 'come from', especially as if they where legit he would answwer the question straight to assure any 'potential customers' they are not buying hot goods!
If these frames are legit, I will eat my words!