So is it DOCTOR MEEHAHA
WhatafackinLiberty I have a dictionary i'm just too lazy to try using it
"I am passionate about biking and bike building and look forward to being involved in a lot more threads.
Kael"
ladies and gentlemen of STW we now have a new source of endless entertainment to make those "what tyre for....?" threads worth reading 😆
Drum roll we have a legend in there own mind amongst us.
ladies and gentlemen of STW we now have a new source of endless entertainment to make those "what tyre for....?" threads worth reading
nope, just a paramedic, if you fancy a trip to Yorkshire tomorrow, there is going to be a big rightwing/ anti fascist march in Leeds starting at 12:00, maybe you should come, could be good for you.
I give you Kaesae:
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http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=7987456964
Hello there!, I, m an international trader who lives in the UK Edinburgh Scotland, I buy tune and sell perfomance mountain bikes and parts, i, m looking for a supplier of black silicon nitride Si3N4 ball bearing for applications in MTB mountain bike reconditioning and servicing, my company KaTec performs performance upgrades tuning and styling on top of the ramge frames, which cost between 1000 pounds and 3000 pounds new, i, m looking to introduce a new ceramic bearing upgrade line of bearings and would like to purchase a sample of 25 assorted bearings to test the quality before I make a larger order, the bearing must have balls made of silicon nitride prefferably Hot pressed silicon nitride or Sintered silicon nitrides, the bearing sizes are is millimeters
D Diameter W width B bolt hole (size 1 D28xW8xB12)
(size 2 D22xW8xB8) (size 3 D30xW9xB10) I would also preffer to pay via paypal in fact it is the only method of payment I will use, if you can supply me with these bearings a sample at first then greater quanities in the near future I look forward to hearing from you Kael Shawnasae, KaTec Performance Upgrades, Tuning and Styling.
http://www.tradekey.com/buyoffer_view/id/388115.htm
I might be wrong of course..... 🙂
I can't believe anyone's sufficiently sad, mad or OCD to go stalking like that 😕
Yep that is me. And i'd put my skills at building bikes and tuning them up against any of yours. Infact I have a question for Simon F Barnes which is nagging at me. What kind of a biker spends more on his camera than his bike ?.
You've got lovely eyes.
meehaja I don't do marches or protests anything like that really. We need control of our resources as a species. They sit there in bank accounts doing nothing. Better we have control of them and can make changes for the better, why bother with all the hoohaa and asking.
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/profile/whatafackinliberty
WhatafackinLiberty
Aint no way this muppets got any time left over after all this crap to be riding a bike. chuck this fool of unless they can prove they actually own a rig.
All this talk and yet nothings getting done. Name 3 countries in the world were the english are welcome and loved ?.
Infact I have a question for Simon F Barnes which is nagging at me. What kind of a biker spends more on his camera than his bike ?.
it's simple functionality, I have just as much fun on my 2nd hand £400ish hardtail as I ever did on a much more expensive full suss, so there's no point spending more, whereas my £1500 camera is way better than cheaper toys. I have almost no interest in bikes at all, in fact if I could do without it I would, but I don't fancy fell running :o) So the answer is a pragmatic one. I kinda feel the ones who obsess over machinery are missing the point, but it's no skin of my nose so let them play.
[i]All this talk and yet nothings getting done. Name 3 countries in the world were the english are welcome and loved ?. [/i]
You've gone from (badly spelt) rantings about fixing frames to (slightly better grammar) about finding world peace and tolerance - I'm impressed!
Very poor grammar and punctuation.. I wouldn`t trust him 😉
Well the Norwegians still send us a Christmas Tree so I guess they might like us a little bit.
Group hug?
Yes I see what you mean simon NOT!. can you imagine an elite mountain bike event on anything other than performance bikes. perhaps downhilling on hovis's. The better the bike the better the performance the better the experience. OOO jolly gosh it's just as good on a tandem as it is on a santa cruz. Your not an mtb rider simon your a cyclist and to top it all off! your giving out advice like your the second coming of moses.
I'm confused - not a particularly unusual occurence for me, I'll be the first to admit, but what in the name of almighty arse is going on?
Hello crikey. Do you do this sh1t often ?. Not sure about my eyes and wouldn't mention anything on here if I was. ridefree! Kael.
[i]Your not an mtb rider simon your cyclist and to top it all off! your giving out advice like your the second coming of moses. [/i]
WTF?! In that case, I'm a CYCLIST too. I ride MTB, CX, road, track. Sometimes I ride really nice top end kit. Sometimes I ride my 7yr old Cove with it's old (but still perfectly functional) suspension forks. Kit doesn't matter. Being out there enjoying it does matter.
And I'm willing to bet that simonfbarnes has done more to promote MTBing and get new riders into the sport than the majority of people on here...
It's got to be some kind of elaborate trollish experience...
Anyway, back to your gorgeous eyes, are they really that shade of blue?
[i]are they really that shade of blue? [/i]
The sort of blue that nearly, but not quite, matches the bloody awful wallpaper? 😉
what in the name of almighty arse is going on?
Everybody in the world is, deep down, quite reasonable. And then they get on the internet, log on to STW, hit the invisible 'Gobshite' key next to 'Caps Lock' and then type angrily away during daylight hours. Then the sun goes down, beers are drunk and everyone calms down a bit.
Repeat until fade.
He's gone from furious, badly spelled invective to slightly better spelled dope inspired knackers, and I'm still confused. Make the bad man stop, please.
This is priceless.
I'm confused too mitch. Is this kaesae chap the one who likes to take slappers into the woods and get them to stand in stress positions while he photographs them or have I lost the plot along the way.
can you imagine an elite mountain bike event on anything other than performance bikes. perhaps downhilling on hovis's.
yes, but's that's my point. I feel 'elite' anything just serves to put off ordinary folk as they feel so outclassed, it 's not worth them bothering. I consider the whole of competitive sport to be a childish waste of time. The biking I do is cooperative, where we're all on the same team, regardles sof ability, having fun.
The better the bike the better the performance the better the experience.
only within the ability and power of the rider.
your giving out advice like your the second coming of moses.
I rarely give advice about biking as I'm clueless about it really. I just like to ride. I do know a lot about routes though and other stuff.
The one question that is bothering me is what sort of qualifications does this guy have to base his claims on? Okay being cytec qualified isn't the be all and end all of cycle maintenance, but what exactly makes kaesae any more qualified than me? Not having a go, just asking!
Also how exactly does one realign the rear end of a bike?
Also how exactly does one realign the rear end of a bike?
use your dowsing rod to find the ley line
This becoming proper surreal, SFB as Moses, leading the tribe of STWites through the cheeky trails of the deserts of Calderdale...
Why's he gone quiet? Is he skinning up?
No mitch he's got another slapper to dispose of in the woods.
I like him. Shame he's a skinny ginger cross eyed muppet
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But those eyes...
"All you sheep that are eating out of this monkeys hands and following him around, aint bikers your peacock posers. You think you have the right to criticize me. I spend all my time getting riders out riding. What are you doing to help the MTB culture in this country other than making out like your intelligent enough to have an opinion and needing to wipe your faces with toilet roll. Sh1t heads"
I must admit, I prefer his earlier work...
Just got this e-mail from a stuart laird via facebook - "Barnsleymitch, you fat stupid ****" - well done!
"Barnsleymitch, you fat stupid ****"
Yay! Stalkparty!!
Mitch, I wish you could see the whole SFB insult. That sh1t was poetry man. Mods sh1tcanned it (probably with reason TBF).
There is a deep, almost vital expression of angst, yet an animal like passion, one that cannot be restrained.
Better than Tracey Emin anyway..
Can we get this guy to do a thread every week - it's brilliant.
Every so often he says something I agree with - but then so does SFB, who is probably feeling miffed that someone is more argumentative than him - but I'm sure he'll disagree with that.
By the way I'm with SFB on bikes - more expensive are often faster, or able to smooth out sillier terrain (both within the rider's abilities) - but more fun? That is for any given rider on a given day to decide. And I've riden the £2-3k bikes and my most recent bike cost me £250 all in (not just the frame) and i reckon they're all good (some are just cheaper).
Sorry I was serious for a minute there - can someone get back with a pot of virtiolic toilet filler.
You use one of these to align the frame.
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these to align the dropouts
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and this to align the derailleur hanger
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what exactly makes kaesae any more qualified than me?
Maybe the knowledge and ability to use the above?
This has been amusing
I wish you could see the whole SFB insult.
I saved it on my work pooter. I guessed it might be pulled.
And he's from London, not Edinburgh. By the way Stuart, I may be a fat ****, but I'm certainly not stupid.
lol only been on STW forum for a few weeks but if you guys do this kind of 'reality forum' or 'ebay baiting' stuff regularly, I not gonna have a normal life anymore. im just gonna be on here. lol who dragged this kursae chap on to here... hes awesome... this is literally art... i mean i feel its slightly wrong... but it is funny... yes... it definitely is funny.... hmmm but slightly wrong at the same time... thinking about it i am starting to slighlty feel like simon cowell...
Sam - sorry to be a pedant, and I've never aligned a frame, but two of those tools look like they are for checking alignment, not actually doing the alignment - not sure about the third. Would I be right?
Dogmatix - not that often but it's great when it happens.
Anyone think that Team McRoy might be interested ina frame supplier / sponsor. It could get this guy's frames out in front of a big audience, maybe even some TV coverage
Never ever joined a thread so late and read it all. Like the advert - priceless.
Sam, Igm, sorry to have to point out the bl**ding obvious, but he's stalking me on facebook, sending me abusive e-mails, and for all I know he wants to finger my steaming entrails! Who gives a fiddler's **** about frame alignment? There's a time and a place lads. HELP!
nee-nar-nee-nar-nee-nar
Just looked back and I don't think this is the guy who tortures slappers in the woods. But right back near the start of all this I'm sure such a person was involved. I haven't been this confused since the backwards talking midget turned up in Twin Peaks.
The first one is for checking, you need to check it to be able to align it though - kinda hard otherwise... The other two also actually perform the bending. Sorry for your troubles Mitch, I was just trying to add something constructive and perhaps some explanation as to what Kael actually does with his frame restoration. His marketing approach may need some work though.
Oh cheers avdave2, you've infuriated the big mentaller by suggesting he's some sort of slapper tyer upper, and now it's me he wants to moider. NURSE - he's out of bed again!
Cheers Sam. I'm more than familiar with my hanger straightener, never seen your first or second tools mind.
Sam a noble effort but I get the feeling that were past the constructive stage. However there is the position of President of Europe available and your ability not to get dragged in to this stupidity and still offer useful and informative input means you'll get my vote. Well you would get my vote if it were a democratic decision.
Mitch which of those tools do you think he'll use first on your testicles?
If this loon made lights this could be the biggest thread ever, but unfortunately
Simonfbarns you have a face like a shaved gerbils half way through a after 6 months of constipation
I can't believe I missed this earlier - total classic :o) Well done!
"Mitch which of those tools do you think he'll use first on your testicles?"
It'll be a hammer - it always is. SFB: you can write my obituary, you gentle, lovely man, and I want ernie, juan and hora to help carry the coffin. Tell ton I'm sorry.
Not my eyes - not my beautiful, beautiful eyes!
If Ton was at the back your coffin would look like a drag car.
I have no ****ing idea what's going on here, but I'm pretty certain it's beddytime for a lot of you guys - your keyboards have done enough.
it's early yet!
Holding out for post pub entertainment!
But some of us have to work in the morning and don't want to miss a beat!
What a classic thread! Though I really don't get his split personality. Encore!
So is kaesae/kael/airborne stuart laird, or was that just a completely random abusive e-mail? And if he is, is he an existing STW'er and does anybody know him?
If Kaesae isn't back on tonight it's probably because he's driving, very uncomfortably, to commit murder at barnsleymitch's house.
barnsleymitch is only a username! I don't actually live in Barnsley, I live in Exeter! That's a lie as well, I am in fact SimonFBarnes, yes that's me, Simon - kill me, not barnsleymitch!
And leave the police expensive pictures of the murder, especially the behind. Kaesae will get away with it as they'll pin it on one of the lasses he's voyoured.
I will be sleeping with one eye open tonight, like a weasel.
You know he likes his animals
Eeeeeeek!
Can someone please explain to me how you tune a frame. Anyways, you are all very harsh. can you not see Kaesae,s (sic) point? If the government bought all his frames and made people go out on them and be all stress relieved and stuff, then they wouldn't need to fund the NHS. Makes perfect sense. TOTW by a country mile.
Does this loon know Dylan Turvey by any chance?
Google makes sstalking easy.......
Kaesae: I like weights running mountainbiking yoga tai boxing reading studying etc. I believe that life is about physical intellectual and spiritual development .. blah blah blah
I leave you to do the rest, but funny how someone who can't walk is into running, boxing and weights.
fs - dig deeper.
Evermore bizarre with every turn. [i]The Stalking of Barnsleymitch[/i] is a future classic spinoff serial in the making...
...If this loon made lights this could be the biggest thread ever
You know he likes his animals
Quality.
Hardly digging, just googling
just googling
Yep, it's all there: Kael's thoughts on Paris Hilton, Lehmann Brothers, his search for bearings around the world, his thoughts on Demo 9s. In summary: a genuine and enthusiastic cyclist with an unusual outlook on the world. And Barnsleymitch.
FS - suddenly it becomes clear. You'll not need to dig. 😀 Coming out to play tomorrow?
Goan.
Penny dropped!
Sorry, usual excuse I'm afraid but won't be there.
Are you waiting for someone else to say what we already know?
It did finally drop. Took a while.
Feel free to post what KGB put up on the other forum. I think it would be interesting to watch the sparks fly from that one.
just going back through the bits of this I've missed
"So you live in a toilet?
Must be cramped with all those frames in there.
Hope you wash your hands before & after aligning your rear end"
That is comedy genius!!