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The climb up to Loch Humphrey in the Killpatrick hills. Brutal and relentless.
Done it a good few times when I was much younger and fitter but must be 10 years plus since ive managed it..
Great thread.
avdave2 - That Kingston climb is a killer, it's the 2nd 20%+ ramp that doess me every time, always lose traction as I'm redlining by then and can't move about the bike well enough. Usually not helped by walkers coming down the trail and not moving out of the way, despite the fact there's A MUCH NICER FOOTPATH DOWN NOT 20 F-ING METRES AWAY WHICH WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CYCLE DOWN. As I wheeze to a stop before hitting them, they often then twist the knife by saying something like "ran out of steam, eh?". Shitpuzzles, all of them...
The permissive bridleway next to Ladybower (the one with the cross road junction at the top) always gave me trouble but I cleared it for the first time last Saturday. I'm pretty heavy though and not very good at climbing.
adsh, the climb into Northend? Nah not as bad as Stonor, I can do the Wormsley estate climb on my SS.
Doh!
last 150yds of ladys edge on the quantocks.steep, loose and sharp rise in gradient at the end of a long climb.
That one's relatively easy compared to the climb to the right at the bottom of Smiths Combe, I've only managed it twice in 20 years and only seen one other person ride it.
bridge too far up to the bottom of the nutcracker.. just too relentlessly steep and techy (I'm sure that I've seen Sharki do this)
On the other side of the valley, the bridge too far descent in reverse is the same.. I've gotten within spitting distance of clearing it in the past but no cigar (bar the S-bends at the bottom, I would love to see someone ride [i]up[/i] them)
peck farm to hunters tor.. not stupidly technical or steep or long, but those step ups are a pain in the bollocks on (invariably) knackered legs and lungs
all East Dartmoor
My mate rode all of the Col Du Cou on an Orange Patriot that must've weighed nigh on 36-38lbs. (maybe more)
I didn't, on something much lighter.
His dad was a mountain goat though.
Turn hard right at the bottom of Evian on Winterfold. Very, very steep, rooty and eroded. I've seen one person clean it, so I know I really should be able to, but it's all about line choice and I seem to make poor choices...
Concrete hill on Porridge is great for hill reps 🙂
@gee indeed that's a buggar although to be honest I have it classified as "impossible"
Of the climbs that I think should be doable the footpath (oops) from top car park on Pitch to the Trig point, have got close a few times so I feel it's do-able
Saw some pretty impressive climbing in the Peaks from the locals on those long rocky bridleways
I have noticed the chain reaction effect on group rides, everyone grinding up the hill someone upfront gets to a tricky bit and stalls and loads of people behind see and instantly unclip and start pushing despite being on a relatively easy bit themselves, tis a sight to behold.
true that if i see you get off i figure if he cannot ride it then i cannot so do*. I instantly give up unless it is short and steep in which case my power to weight ratio kicks in.
Most climbs i cannot do I am no where near being able to do there are some on the SS i might one day clean locally - no DONK not San Marino.
* unless you are hungover then i let you know what it is like to follow you 😈
I cleaned leith hill (steep side) on my ss the other day, was well happy, but my lungs nearly came out 🙂
(its pretty simple with gears though)
Another useful climbing technique for long hills is to be at the front as you hit the up ramp. Then drop slowly back through the group as you climb, chatting on the way, to join the back riders and give them encouragement. The fast boys think you are very sociable for dropping back, the slow ones think by the way you can chat to them you must be fit. But in reality, you started first and finished last which is the definition of being the slowest!
DirtyLyle I'm going to get up it even if it kills me. I first tried it over 25 years ago but it was even worse back then as there was even more gravel on it than there is now. For years I've been taking the left hand fork which is still a hard climb at the bottom but last year I found myself riding for a bit with a guy who was going to go up the right hand side so I thought I'd give it another go. You're right about the second ramp, you think you've cracked it and then you find yourself looking at the steepest bit. It's my personal North Face of the Eiger!
Not a hill but a stupid bridge.
It's on one of my routes up the river and its a short humpy thing with 2x1 slats on it to aid grip for walkers when it's wet, it has handrails, it has that slatted "decking" type floorboards as it arches over a wetland outlet.
I have been riding this route for easily 15yrs now and I have yet to bunny hop on to it, ride it and bunny hop off.
Still, make for a nice stop point to gaze at the river and all the moored yachts ..
Jacobs ladder? My challange is hagg side the last few rocky meters always defeat me, i could use the chicken run on the bank to the right but i'd know.
Might aswell add most of the climbs around that area though strangley i like rushup climbing from royce.
Leith Hill to the Tower isn't easy.
I was pretty chuffed to do it in a minute recently (spurred on by some tourists), until I noticed someone had done it in 26 seconds, but I call cheat on that one - or they probably ran up.
I used to be able to climb up the Downs Link on St Martha's (from the Chilworth/Blackheath side) and should still be able to do it, but for some reason I really can't manage it any more!! I don't know if the profile has changed or I have just lost it with that particular climb. Very annoying!!
Come on Binners, even i can do Rooley Moor in one go on a 33lb pig iron Wolf Ridge!
My personal nemesis is one i call Pig Hill, the really steep and twisty BW from Bottomley towards Yorkshire on the Mary Towneley loop. Its really narrow, extremely steep and made out of slippy sandstone setts - plus, it has 4" high vertical slabs every so often mostly at the steepest bit!
There is horrid climb on Cademuir hill near Peebles. I think it is on the Pilots Trail. Has a wall on the left and can be quite slippy. Never managed it yet
I feel good now adsh as I cleared the wormsley climb you describe twice recently. It is s bugger though. Will have another go at stonor soon.
Mine is the innocuous looking suffer fest that is hill 91 which climbs up to the woods from flaunden bottom near latimer. An utter pig.
Jacob's Ladder for me too. I've done all of it in bits so the 'only' thing I'm lacking is the fitness to do it all the way. It's pretty much the only MTB goal I've set myself. I have a plan though. Lower my forks down to 100mm or so, stick a massive back tyre on at about 20psi, run a 22t chainring (I'm 1x10 currently) and grind up it, tractor style. Possibly considered cheating? One day...
The other one is the beast, going up. Again, all doable but bastard hard if you go all the way from the bottom.
Both are the perfect mix of technical difficulty, gradient and length imo. You need to be both technically good and really fit.
Amazed at how many people are so close to being able to climb Jacob's... anyway, I give you the irritating little climb up from Kinder Reservoir, not the cobbled one, though that's annoyingly nadgery after you turn left at the top off the cobbles, but the short grassy one up towards Kinder.
Also vaguely trying is New Allotments, which throws a messy mix of ruts and rubbish at you right at the top and seems to be a 50/50 sort of affair. The kick climb out of the stream after the little building at the top of the cobbled stretch heading up towards WLT. And oddly the bit on the Roych heading towards Rushup to the right of the big bed-rock steps which is getting progressively harder to clean every year and is much steeper than it is for some reason. That and the randomness of Potato Alley.
And several other Peak climbs.
Turn hard right at the bottom of Evian on Winterfold. Very, very steep, rooty and eroded. I've seen one person clean it, so I know I really should be able to, but it's all about line choice and I seem to make poor choices...
Is Evian the trail that has the steep roll-in half way along and ends at the pond? That climb on the right is mighty steep. Gets me puffing just pushing the bike up it.
Re Watendlath climb.
I consider it a triumph if I make it past the wall. Only ever done it a handful of times.
The short sharp shock at the start of Lonscale Fell from Skiddaw House end. Rocky and quite often wet.
[i]but the short grassy one up towards Kinder[/i]
gravity is very concentrated on that hill...
I used to be able to climb up the Downs Link on St Martha's (from the Chilworth/Blackheath side
Is that the gully climb (with a bit of pipework sticking out the ground part way up) that starts to the right of the big house at the bottom? I reckon that would be a ****er on a bike,
Have you been up Jacobs recently Superficial? The first part is a rocky, bouldery bitch - hard to imagine anyone riding that bit IMO but I guess they'll always be a select few. The rest of it seems more reasonable, if you're an elite racer who's been taming the Peak since they were off the teat.Superficial - MemberJacob's Ladder for me too. I've done all of it in bits so the 'only' thing I'm lacking is the fitness to do it all the way. It's pretty much the only MTB goal I've set myself. I have a plan though. Lower my forks down to 100mm or so, stick a massive back tyre on at about 20psi, run a 22t chainring (I'm 1x10 currently) and grind up it, tractor style. Possibly considered cheating? One day...
The other one is the beast, going up. Again, all doable but bastard hard if you go all the way from the bottom.
Both are the perfect mix of technical difficulty, gradient and length imo. You need to be both technically good and really fit.
Apparently that first bit didn't used to be so bad and us w/e warriors could put a wee dent in it?
Gee, Jambalaya - that right off Evian is nasty for sure. I'd be impressed to see anyone get up it. Probably managed about 50%.
The St. Martha's climb is downright nasty, especially if you start from the Percy and use that brick bridle to get your lungs working.
My other killer is Jabba. The straight up (west) climb from the sawmill in Dick Focks Wood. Absolute barsteward!!!
Have you been up Jacobs recently Superficial?
Not in the last few months, no. Maybe it's changed for the worse? All this talk has inspired me to go and have a go, though.
I've never managed to get up the evil climb on the beast at CYB - not sure what its called but it has a large rock/step in the middle. 1x10 doesn't help either...
Amazed at how many people are so close to being able to climb Jacob's.
It's dodging the hordes of weekend warriors charging down that make it really tricky 🙂
If anyone ventures into the foothills of the Cheviots in Northumberland, give Whiteburnshank a look. On the right day, in the right conditions and a steely determination it's doable. I've done it 2 or 3 times but have bailed out countless more. Proper hills up here...
Dumyat.
On 8 separate days I can most likely ride up the 8 most difficult bits of the hill. Try stringing it together though...
And then there's the 9th bit. Summitting Dumyat should be held on par with the Bealach na Bà.
EDIT: How could I forget Puke Hill. Although I suppose the thread is about climbs you think you can make. Puke Hill is my Hell. Forget your "feel the pain of every bee you fed to the spider at the back of the shed" nonsense. Puke Hill, forever.
last 150yds of ladys edge on the quantocks
Dude that not so bad. Climb out of Smiths is considerably tougher.
Some of the limestone climbs on Mendip make the Qs seem like a family outing.
I managed to do the climb up to the Tower on the North Downs once but have never managed it again 😳
Leith Tower? Come on, it's a bit nadgery round the roots but just suck up the pain, it's only a minute.
That one straight up out of Steyning to the bench with two gates in it is the perfect combination of length, steepness and exposed chalk. I can and have done it but once you spin, there's nowhere to get going again and you're doomed to be gate opener.
I have a singlespeed. There's loads I can't get up but not as many as there were a few years ago )
Going back to the St Martha's climb, I've just checked the map - the one I was referring to is the [s]footpath[/s] trail heading up from Chilworth Manor. The Downs Link climb that runs parallel is easy by comparison.
That makes more sense s'monkey!!!! I use that as a descent only! But it is cheeky - surely a footpath?!?! The climb up from Shere recreational ground up towards Nettles/North Downs (the gully type BW not the nice track on the side) is quite something!!!
Yep, it is indeed a footpath - rarely anyone on it though 😀
Ou est this Nettles you speak of? Don't recall that.
CwmCarn the initial big climb from the carpark, something will always catch me out can ride all the sections just about but no way near having the fitness to put it all together into 1 long ascent without the odd dab or pause for hitting a large rock wrong etc. I was there last night and some of those roots looked like someone has been out polishing them secretly.
Westy bank woods to the top of Middle Hare Head
I second Stonor. I can't keep my front wheel down on the bugger.
I'm 1 dab away from a clear on the slog up past Carding Mill to the top of the Long Mynd, but i always seem to have a little dab just after the stream crossing where you turn right about 2/3rds of the way up ;-(
Just here in fact:
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