[Closed] a stanley knife and beer.................................. a good mix?

Not in my experience.. Unless when you drink
you suddenly get the urge to make models from
hand cut balsa..

you big nancy

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althepal - Member
Not in my experience.. Unless when you drink
you suddenly get the urge to make models from
hand cut balsa..

Haiku genius!

i thoght the stanley would be better option from a fresh scalpel! @

Numpty! 😀

I have never sliced my finger open trying to get the stone out of an avocado with a sharp knife, oh no....

A Stanley Surform
for a jedi's calloused hand
surely the right way?

Callous cut away,
the Jedi knight feels no pain.
Beer has seen to that.

fact 🙂

blood on the carpet
bottle stands alone undrunk
blimey, he's fainted

😉

no chance! ............................ new beer time

Come on where's the pics...?!
😆

Here's mine after getting infected, had to squeeze the puss out every morning before riding (could be a joke in there somewhere..)

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I had a verruca on my foot when I was a kid, cut it out with a stanley....way too young for beer but it worked a treat. Maybe switch to spirits and get the belt sander?

Don't get the Dremel out. treats dry skin wonderfully but gets a bit hot. That bit is okay but a few beers later and the tooth ache starts...

...my dentist thought I had been tortured and wanted to call the police

oh hang on...err, elf...Have I been terribly slow?

I have to confess that I remove splinters with a sharp knife, don't mess around, cut it out. Most cringe or call me weird/gross.
who's that at the door, hello man in white coat.........

Where is the line drawn between using diy/craftwork tools and surgery?

Where is the line drawn between using diy/craftwork tools and surgery?

Many years at medical school!

Where is the line drawn between using diy/craftwork tools and surgery?

Or anywhere near a vital organ...!

I do lots of DIY with a beer in hand.

Angle grinders are fun. N

home surgery is a rite of passage into adulthood. You're not a proper biker unless you've lanced a saddle sore using only 5 items:

1/ A pin
2/ Vodka for sterlising the area
3/ A flame for sterilising the pin
4/ Vodka for anaesthetic
5/ A large dose of MTFU (Vodka helps here)

Just remember, just as the night is darkest immediately before the dawn, when the pain on squeezing goes from agonizing to excrutiating, that's the signal to stand ready with the kitchen roll.

Removed your vasectomy stitches 😯

i cut out an ingrowing big toe nail with a kitchen knife too 🙂 oh the relief was amazing

I think I will stick with a Dremel for dentistry, even I draw the line at using an angle grinder!