The Singletrack World Festive Five Minutes

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For those who have absolutely no interest in the Rapha Festive 500, we bring you the Singletrack World Festive Five Minutes!

Between Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve, your challenge – should you choose to accept it – is to…

Do THAT job that you’ve been putting off for the past… ever.

Ideally it should be a bike-related job what with us being a bicycling based media outlet. But, it is Christmas and you may wish/need to be doing something a bit more domestic/family related. May we suggest a quick run around the house bleeding the radiators?

Whatever you choose to do, post about it on The Social Media using the hashtag #FestiveFiveMinutes. Or don’t. It’s fine. We’re not that bothered. But it might be a small bit of fun amidst a sea of seasonal stress and excess.

In terms of bike related five minute tasks, we have a suggestion list for you.

  • Bubble-bleed your brakes.
  • Top up the sealant in your tyres.
  • Put your riding shoes in order.
  • Wrap up your spare inner tubes properly and store somewhere.
  • Tidy up your toolbox and/or tool drawers.
  • Scrape the black gunk off your jockey wheels.
  • And chainring.
  • And cassette.
  • Check how much brake pad material you have left in your callipers.
  • Untighten and move your seat post around to make sure it’s not seized in the frame (inc.dropper posts!)
  • Tidy up the end of your rear mech inner cable.
  • Empty the junk out of your CamelBak and/or bumbag.
  • Whilst you’re at it, check your pack’s puncture repair stuff is still in good nick.
  • Clean out and regrease you headset.
  • Check all the bolts on your bike are tightened properly.
  • Remove and clean your thru-axles. Furniture polish is nice.
  • Gather up all your used-but-functioning bike parts for your nearest bicycle recycler.

#FestiveFiveMinutes

As ever, any other suggestions, leave a comment below.

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Orange Switch 6er. Stif Squatcher. Schwalbe Magic Mary Purple Addix front. Maxxis DHR II 3C MaxxTerra rear. Coil fan. Ebikes are not evil. I have been a writer for nigh on 20 years, a photographer for 25 years and a mountain biker for 30 years. I have written countless magazine and website features and route guides for the UK mountain bike press, most notably for the esteemed and highly regarded Singletrackworld. Although I am a Lancastrian, I freely admit that West Yorkshire is my favourite place to ride. Rarely a week goes by without me riding and exploring the South Pennines.

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  • The Singletrack World Festive Five Minutes
  • matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Bubble-bleed your brakes.
    Top up the sealant in your tyres.
    Put your riding shoes in order.
    Wrap up your spare inner tubes properly and store somewhere.
    Tidy up your toolbox and/or tool drawers.
    Scrape the black gunk off your jockey wheels.
    And chainring.
    And cassette.
    Check how much brake pad material you have left in your callipers.
    Untighten and move your seat post around to make sure it’s not seized in the frame (inc.dropper posts!)
    Tidy up the end of your rear mech inner cable.
    Empty the junk out of your CamelBak and/or bumbag.
    Whilst you’re at it, check your pack’s puncture repair stuff is still in good nick.
    Clean out and regrease you headset.
    Check all the bolts on your bike are tightened properly.
    Remove and clean your thru-axles. Furniture polish is nice.
    Gather up all your used-but-functioning bike parts for your nearest bicycle recycler.

    So new Bike Day then? 😉

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    Inner Tubes (?)
    I have a box full of mainly 700C Schrader valved jobbies from work to get rid of if anyone is nearby* is interested.

    *This would be Suffolk only as the post is currently less than reliable. Orwell Mencap will be getting what’s left after Christmas.

    spoonmeister
    Full Member

    Check for bearing roughness or play in your hubs/pivots
    Remove, clean and grease your pivot bolts
    Give your suspension & dropper seals a wipe
    Check for BB play
    Check your bars and controls are still tight (because, lets be honest, when did you last check them?)
    Check for chain wear

    brakestoomuch
    Full Member

    Wash your tyres so you can finally get rid of that smell in the garage.

    Blackflag
    Free Member

    Tidy the bomb site that is my shed.

    chrismac
    Full Member

    Go riding 🙂 Cleaning is for dark nights

    StuF
    Full Member

    maybe service my forks – ok not a 5 minute job but needs doing

    StirlingCrispin
    Full Member

    Fold the Brompton and put it in its bag.

    darlobiker
    Full Member

    Phone the bike shop and book my bike in for them to fix. Saves all the faf of me fixing it then taking it into to the shop anyway so they can fix all the original problems as well as the ones I have created with my efforts.

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    All five minute jobs preceded, interrupted and followed by a day of tidying just to enable them.

    tthew
    Full Member

    maybe service my forks – ok not a 5 minute job but needs doing

    This. Plus a new headset while the forks are off the bike.

    Tax return. 🤮

    vlad_the_invader
    Full Member

    Stick down that bit of Invisframe wrap that’s been peeling away from the frame and gathering dirt underneath

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