Xmas eve: dumped by the missus via text

Classy!

Hope you’re all having a merrier time than me 🙂

Craigslist, personal ad’s, her number

Not the best time but she obviously wasn’t worth it!

Hope you kept the receipts for her presents and you have found your pressies.

Time to head to your Ma and Pa or a good friends.

The mark of the woman. Only mourn a good woman/man who lives by good breeding and morals

Sounds like a lucky escape SM, look forward to a fresh new start in 2014

…by good breeding

Unless he was dating a Spaniel, I don’t know if that should be a concern.

Time to head to your Ma and Pa or a good friends.

Agreed. Get on the rebound….erm…hang on.

Unless he was dating a Spaniel, I don’t know if that should be a concern.

I think he was on about technique.

new start, pubs are still open

I think he was on about technique.

Yep, long term and a little fella. Not sure what to feel right now. Mashed is probably the polite term.

Spaniel’s ears are a way to see a lot about the breeding.

*Edit -Please accept my heart felt apologies, OP, was thinking this deserved banter. It clearly doesn’t, given your post re a little chap. Fingers crossed that you can make the best of this situation.

Yep, long term and a little fella. Not sure what to feel right now. Mashed is probably the polite term.

Aw crap. Swift edits may be coming up…

Am in the pub but it doesn’t feel right. My duty is to my son’s wellbeing so I’ll be heading back after this one.

It’s a shite night for me as I have contracted the bloody man flu winter bug yesterday while shopping for presents.

Now my entire body aches and my head is spinning with very bad sore throat …

Haven’t eaten anything proper yet as I could hardly open my eyes.

👿

Yep, long term and a little fella.

Damn a little…. oh wait you mean you have a kid.

Well it’s all about him now mate so give him all the attention he deserves.

Damn a little…. oh wait you mean you have a kid.

*guilty chortle*

Sounds like longterm material. Firmly not. Resolve to move on.

Good to see the hive doesn’t let domestic sh1t get in the way of mirthful expression 🙂

Good to see the hive doesn’t let domestic sh1t get in the way of mirthful expression

We also do heartbreak songs 8)

You lucky S.O.B

chin up fella, life usually turns out good for good people…. 🙂

What’s for you won’t go by you. Bad news though. I’m sat in a dark room in my inlaws, singing flower of Scotland to a screaming 8 week old while they (edit: by “they” I mean the adults!) eat the best meat and drink the best wine. I hate Christmas with passion. I have been singing for at least an hour.

I’m sat in a dark room in my inlaws, singing flower of Scotland to a screaming 8 week old

Maybe stop singing.

Tomorrow bourbon, or whiskey, is your friend, then pick yourself up and do all the things you want to in 2014!

Nightmare! Sorry mate…must be tough.

If it is any consolation i’ve just had a barney with the wife and i think we’re headed in the same direction 🙁

Edit Father Teds on…so its not all bad!

Oooohhh flour o scotch land …

Just read the posts I skipped over. Sorry if I was flippant. Sounds like a shit situation, best luck and hope a new year sorts it out for you.

then pick yourself up and do all the things you want to in 2014[\i]

Yep, sounds like a good time to set yourself some goals for the year ahead, plan a biking holiday etc.

anyone else had a good Barney with the mrs tonight,aarrrggggg bloody xmas.

Christ – that’s a shitty thing to do.

Until your long term/chap comment I was going to ask if the pair of you were teenagers.

If I was in your situation it’d make it easier for me – At least I would be acting like an adult and not being so flippant over something like this.

Your’re well out of it, keep the moral high ground, don’t get drunk and do something daft (but getting drunk and maudlin is cool). Despite any bollocks from her always keep access to your kid as the number one, so nothing stupid that she can bring up later to make you look a baby fish.

if you need a break I’ll show you the trails around dublin.

TTFN

anyone else had a good Barney with the mrs tonight,aarrrggggg bloody xmas.

one of my baby mothers needs to see a doctor, pronto, escalating illness, coughing, short of breath etc, went to the doctors earlier, they sent her for a chest x-ray which she went to, but there was a queue, then rang me from tescos to tell me this,

get here 2 hours ago and she has drove me crackers with the coughing, seriously, i could do her in,

flat out refuses to go to a&e as she’s pretty sure they will admit her,

doing, my, head, in

Just focus on your little man having a good xmas and it will get you through it.

Cash in all her presents and buy some bike bits and go for a ride.
Probably be the best ride you had all year 😉