Thurman, is it bad that I find that the funniest one so far..?
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What's the longest word in the Oxford English dictionary, has no syllables, is over two hundred letters long, begins with N and ends with n and means constipation?
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What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poulty in motion!
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New Viagra antidote invented
Chemical name Dyxaphlopin...
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difference between your penis and your bonus? the wife will happily blow your bonus.
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What's got 4 legs and 1 arm?
A happy lion!
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what's blue and doesn't fit?
a dead epileptic.
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what do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head - Cliff
what do you call a bloke down a hole - Doug
what do you call a bloke with short hair - Shaun
what do you call a bloke with no lower legs - Neal
what do you call a bloke standing on a short carpet - Matt
what do you call a bloke covered in earth - Pete
what do you call a bloke with a long nose - Bill
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what brown and smells of pine?
a sh*t in a radox bath
How many nails in a lesbians coffin?
none it's tongue and groove.
Scientists in Australia have managed to grow fake breasts on a pig.
Little do they know,
England managed to do that with Katie Price ages ago.
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award. He was outstanding in his field...
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Stationary shop, moved
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What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue...
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What's red and invisible?
No strawberries.
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Why have Elves got big ears?
Cause Noddy wouldnt pay the ransom!
LOL!
IGMC
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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from Jail?
A small medium at large
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What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
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Mary Rose sat on a pin, Mary rose!
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What cheese can you hide a horse in?
Mascarpone!
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Spanish football results.
Real Madrid: 2 - Surreal Madrid: fish
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What do you call a bear without a paw?
Rupert the b**tard
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what cheese do you use to catch a bear?
Camenbert
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What's black and white and eats like a horse??
A Zebra.........!
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Two birds sitting on a perch. One says "Can you smell fish?"
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Whats the difference between an onion and a saxaphone?
You don't cry when you chop up a saxaphone!
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Venison's deer isn't it.
Stationary Store Moves.
Does this rag smell of Chloroform to you.
Courtesy of Jimmy Carr.
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Inbred456 Thank you just what I wanted...
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How do you spell 'hungry horse' in 4 letters?
M T G G.
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For those that remember him.
Why has 'Edward Woodward' got four Ds in his name.
Because otherwise he would be called 'Ewar Woowar'
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Edward Woodward - Isn't that a man with 3 planks on his head?
What do you call a woman who can get a 147 snooker clearance whilst balancing a pint on her head? Beatrix Potter
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whats blue and f@cks grannies...
hypothermiaPosted 2 years ago # -
What do you call a bloke = Crispy Bacon
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Researchers reckon that excessive w*nking can cause dyslexia, hwoevr tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse
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