Sometimes violence is the only answer.........at work

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9 posts & 8 voices | Started 2 years ago by UncleFred | Latest reply from skidartist

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UncleFred - Member

Is it acceptable for me to reach over my desk and strangle the guy who sits opposite me who every day so far this week has been chewing gum so loudly that he makes me want to vomit.

Chewing Gum is acceptable is many situations. Not sat at your desk and not that loud!!!!!!!

Posted 2 years ago #
odannyboy - Member

replace his stock of gum with some blue mouth gum from a joke shop etc.sit back.enjoy.

Posted 2 years ago #
bassspine - Member

staple his tongue to the desk

Posted 2 years ago #
fadda - Member

Could you launch yourself over to headbutt him?

Posted 2 years ago #
sc-xc - Member

replace his stock of gum with a punch on the nose etc.sit back.enjoy.

Posted 2 years ago #
dirtbiker100 - Member

oh absolutely do what odannyboy said. can't you get chilli chewing gum from joke shops too?

Posted 2 years ago #
sharki - Member

just whistle in a really irritating way, if that doesn't work then start aggressive masturbation..of yourself not him!

Posted 2 years ago #
UncleFred - Member

Time to leave, just brewing a nice ripe fart which should hang in the air just as I shut the door.....

Posted 2 years ago #
skidartist - Member

Sharki's office earlier

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