Roger's profanisaurus at work today - PMSL

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48 posts & 35 voices | Started 1 year ago by Vortexracing | Latest reply from grahamt1980

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Vortexracing - Member

'finding a peanut in a kebab'
Descriptive of the difficulty encountered when a gentleman attempts to locate the 'wail switch' during foreplay

this made me chuckle

Posted 1 year ago #
theotherjonv - Member

just come back to this to find 'Anne Frank's drumkit'
Which is now my new favourite phrase, ever. I actually hurt from laughing.

Posted 1 year ago #
sslowpace - Member

I have just been told off for Draculas Teabag. lol

Posted 1 year ago #
grahamt1980 - Member

Try reverse doagan then

Posted 1 year ago #
PJM1974 - Member

"Terry Waite's Allotment" for the win.

Posted 1 year ago #
Vortexracing - Member

PJM1974 I think your right. just googled it and this came up

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a tw*t like Terry Waite's allotment!

but this is the bit i PMSL at

I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

Posted 1 year ago #
grahamt1980 - Member

'TCS' Just made me laugh my arse off

Posted 1 year ago #
grahamt1980 - Member

pyropastie

Posted 1 year ago #

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