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Posted 9 months ago #
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How many lesbians to screw in a lightbulb?
two, one to change it, one to complain about the word screw.
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How many forum big hitters does it take?
Just one, he stands still, holds the bulb, and imagines the world turning around him.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Have you tried turning the light off and then on again? Have you uninstalling and then reinstalling the lightbulb? If that doesn't work you will probably have to upgrade your entire lighting system.
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How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.
One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.Posted 9 months ago # -
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.Posted 9 months ago # -
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"Posted 9 months ago # -
How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
HundredsConfucious say many hands make light work...
Posted 8 months ago #
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