Jamie
So that’s why your called lilchris?

I’ve got around this by becoming a riding god 🙂

Just wipe your willy on the curtains and leave! Simples!

Seems harsh, but I suppose there is some resemblance.

Brilliant thread!

wwaswas – Member
Some women can apparently contact thrush at the drop of a hat

@kryton57

“This beaker will self destruct in 5 seconds”

the quality of some of them it might actually be to decontaminate said penis after a classless night out

emsz – Member
O.M.G at this thread

Guessing it’s not an issue in your house 😉

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html

Thank you Mumsnet, yet again youve made me laugh

Brilliant thread! STW shoots, scores! 😉

Mumsnet kicks this forum’s arse. FACT!

That mumsnet is a strange place – why not shower together?

That mumsnet is a strange place – why not shower together?

Because to get out of bed after sex kind of ruins the moment?

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Geordie are boasting about who is the best lover.

The Frenchman says: (French accent here) “When I make love to my mistress, I cover her naked body with ze finest Belgian chocolates then I lick and nibble her and eat all ze chocolates and she is in such extasy zat she is floating one metre above ze bed!”

The Italian says: (Italian accent here) “When I make a-love to my wife, I cover her naked a-body with rose petals then I lick and kiss her and blow off the petals and she is in such extasy she is a-floating TWO metre above the bed!”

The Geordie says: (Geordie accent here) “Why, ah gan doon the pub on a Friday neet, ah neck twelve pints of lager then ah gan yem and shag the wife, then ah get oop an’ wipe me dick on the curtains…. and she hits the fookin’ roof!”

Anticipates an avalanche of ‘What Beaker?’ threads over on mumsnet.

I remember washing my face in the sink before bed in a shared flat I used to live in, when my flatmate walked in and said “Ah mate I just washed the froth off my nuts in there”

TuckerUK – Member

Because to get out of bed after sex kind of ruins the moment?

lolz

Anticipates an avalanche of ‘What Beaker?’ threads over on mumsnet.

A 650ml beaker really makes the rinsing come alive.

Personally flashy i am going to need a minimum of 29 er 😉

And we fattys need it to be at least 4″ wide

Good, god, why on earth would someone discuss that on a public forum, presumably in her real name? And what the actual funk? Temporary clean in a beaker? Just mtfu and lie there for a few minutes basking in your masculinity, oblivious to the baby batter dribbling down your shin!

I wonder if on mumsnet they debate the merits of an extra 3 inches?

For once riding ‘tubed’ is preferable to tubeless with it associated mess.

*goes facebook stalking

oblivious to the baby batter dribbling down your shin!

Had to read that twice.

think he needs some Schaeffers…

D*ck maintenance

“A 650ml beaker really makes the rinsing come alive.”

brilliant! It’s another one of those STW trope thingys

Ikea are on the ball!

Looks very practical but am not sure Mrs Gordimhor would let it anywhere near the microwave or the dishwasher. …..wait a minute I am the dishwasher.

Mate o mine in the Scouts got his pits with hairspray one weekend. That was worth a laugh or two, but serve him right for trying to maintain perfect hair with anti-persperant whilst out camping.

Years ago, my mum was running late for work and charging about the house in a panic. Brushed her hair, grabbed a can of hairspray, applied liberally before realising it didn’t smell right.

Pledge.

Oh, and,

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RECYCLABLE-PENIS-BEAKERS-UNUSED-/171145946978?clk_rvr_id=529599684285&afsrc=1

Wow is all I can say

A 650ml beaker really makes the rinsing come alive.

Genuine lol, didn’t bother trying to explain it to the mrs. Cross forum memes, well done.

Oh, and,

worst urinal ever
(pretty sure that was from a previous thread)

Been there, done that, got the T shirt!

http://www.redbubble.com/people/carassius/works/10944673-penis-beaker?p=t-shirt&SSAID=314743

Well this thread was certainly an eye opener.

Folks this thread has been rinsed in the forum cleansing mug once too often anymore will lead it to be closed.