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  • Premier Icon wwaswas
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    I did a search for ‘dipping chalice’ after someone on twitter suggested they called theirs a ‘gentlemans dipping chalice’.

    I found this;

    A bacon mug full of molten cheese. Clearly not going to be of any help in the willy clean up department but making a mug out of woven bacon has to deserve some recognition.

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    that should be on thisiswhyyourefat.com

    oh yeah and mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    A mug. Made of bacon. Filled with melted cheese?

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I’m sure that’s what the dipping glass looks like after some chaps have used it.

    Premier Icon fathomer
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    Best thread for a while, loads of genuine lols

    Premier Icon epicyclo
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    Top tip:

    Use boiling water, then you can drop a teabag in after and make your missus a cuppa…. πŸ™‚

    Tijuana Taxi
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    Just usually call for the au pair

    hammyuk
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    That’s what her tongue is for…..

    dibboid
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    A 650ml beaker really makes the rinsing come alive

    This made me laugh so much I nearly knocked my beaker off the bedside cabinet. πŸ˜€ I’m in pain through laughing. This has to be reply of the month.

    I want that reply on a Snorg T

    timb34
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    Still laughing at the “one shot gun spray” on p2!! πŸ˜€

    Having a dunking beaker actually seems quite reasonable compared to a guy on a US forum that I used to use, who happily recounted how he kept a “nut cup” on his bedside table to finish off in, as he didn’t like condoms and didn’t feel right about making a mess… I think the female forum users were more disgusted than the guys.

    TuckerUK
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    ..to a guy on a US forum that I used to use…

    TMI

    …as he didn’t like condoms and didn’t feel right about making a mess…

    Bet he was great fun in the sack.

    Talking of which, I have heard some very strange tales:

    Making the lady lay on a towel so the bed doesn’t get messy, very erotic and spur of the moment.

    Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex. These guys must think all ladies taste of perfume, bit sad really.

    There are some very odd folk out there that’s for sure.

    grahamt1980
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    From the picture of the airblade further up the thread, I am glad this means I am not the only one to have wondered what might happen.
    I dare not try it myself

    Premier Icon jamj1974
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    The worst thing is that I didn’t think my wife was on any forum – let alone Mumsnet…

    rogerthecat
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    If only…

    will
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    Rotor Stern – πŸ˜†

    Houns
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    I personally use one of these, even comes with its own stand

    (I use a test tube really)

    DrJ
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    Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex. These guys must think all ladies taste of perfume, bit sad really.

    Missing a lot of the pleasure πŸ™

    Houns
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    Was having a conversation with a colleague at work yesterday about how he loves to perform a certain act on his partner at a certain time of the month.

    Now, I have a very open mind and will try/have tried most things in the bedroom, however when he told me he woke up that morning with a dried red moustache I turned very green

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    I was going to post something about Dyson Airblades, but having seen the above, I’m going to [?]+[Q] STW for a while…..

    Premier Icon schmiken
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    Roter Stern – did you notice which category said Beakers are in from Ikea…?

    Junkyard
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    Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex

    just getting her to brush her teeth will do surely

    Jamie
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    Roter Stern – did you notice which category said Beakers are in from Ikea…?

    Nothing worse than a half arsed photoshop…

    peterfile
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    just getting her to brush her teeth will do surely

    Excellent! πŸ˜†

    TuckerUK
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    Was having a conversation with a colleague at work yesterday about how he loves to perform a certain act on his partner at a certain time of the month.

    Conversely some less civilised cultures hide their women away during that period (excuse the pun). I like to think there’s a happy middle ground.

    Premier Icon unklehomered
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    My grandfather did, but my grandmother kept putting her false teeth in it.

    Seems fine to me, neither of them using it at the same time… πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon Bunnyhop
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    You lot are all showing off.
    I don’t believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon Bunnyhop
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    Does it (gift set) come in pink?

    I think it comes in brown too.

    cchris2lou
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    10th wedding anniversary today, should I get a crystal glass instead of plastic beaker?

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    For those “Awwwwwww yeah, like a boss” nights:

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    For those “Awwwwwww yeah, like a boss the thrush is bad tonight” nights:

    ftfy

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    Speak for yourself!

    That’s 4.5l of point-coital cooldown there, man!

    Sssssssssssssssss…. “Aaaaah, yeah” πŸ™‚

    TuckerUK
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    Dr: “Does your penis burn after sex?”

    Patient: “I dunno, I’ve never tried lighting it!” 😯

    Q – Do you smoke after sex?
    A – I don’t know, I’ve never looked

    Junkyard
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    I don’t believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex

    No one likes a show off πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    I don’t believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex

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