I did a search for ‘dipping chalice’ after someone on twitter suggested they called theirs a ‘gentlemans dipping chalice’.

I found this;

A bacon mug full of molten cheese. Clearly not going to be of any help in the willy clean up department but making a mug out of woven bacon has to deserve some recognition.

that should be on thisiswhyyourefat.com

oh yeah and mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A mug. Made of bacon. Filled with melted cheese?

I’m sure that’s what the dipping glass looks like after some chaps have used it.

Best thread for a while, loads of genuine lols

Top tip:

Use boiling water, then you can drop a teabag in after and make your missus a cuppa…. 🙂

Just usually call for the au pair

That’s what her tongue is for…..

A 650ml beaker really makes the rinsing come alive

This made me laugh so much I nearly knocked my beaker off the bedside cabinet. 😀 I’m in pain through laughing. This has to be reply of the month.

I want that reply on a Snorg T

Still laughing at the “one shot gun spray” on p2!! 😀

Having a dunking beaker actually seems quite reasonable compared to a guy on a US forum that I used to use, who happily recounted how he kept a “nut cup” on his bedside table to finish off in, as he didn’t like condoms and didn’t feel right about making a mess… I think the female forum users were more disgusted than the guys.

..to a guy on a US forum that I used to use…

TMI

…as he didn’t like condoms and didn’t feel right about making a mess…

Bet he was great fun in the sack.

Talking of which, I have heard some very strange tales:

Making the lady lay on a towel so the bed doesn’t get messy, very erotic and spur of the moment.

Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex. These guys must think all ladies taste of perfume, bit sad really.

There are some very odd folk out there that’s for sure.

From the picture of the airblade further up the thread, I am glad this means I am not the only one to have wondered what might happen.
I dare not try it myself

The worst thing is that I didn’t think my wife was on any forum – let alone Mumsnet…

If only…

Rotor Stern – 😆

I personally use one of these, even comes with its own stand

(I use a test tube really)

Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex. These guys must think all ladies taste of perfume, bit sad really.

Missing a lot of the pleasure 🙁

Was having a conversation with a colleague at work yesterday about how he loves to perform a certain act on his partner at a certain time of the month.

Now, I have a very open mind and will try/have tried most things in the bedroom, however when he told me he woke up that morning with a dried red moustache I turned very green

I was going to post something about Dyson Airblades, but having seen the above, I’m going to [?]+[Q] STW for a while…..

Roter Stern – did you notice which category said Beakers are in from Ikea…?

Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex

just getting her to brush her teeth will do surely

Roter Stern – did you notice which category said Beakers are in from Ikea…?

Nothing worse than a half arsed photoshop…

just getting her to brush her teeth will do surely

Excellent! 😆

Was having a conversation with a colleague at work yesterday about how he loves to perform a certain act on his partner at a certain time of the month.

Conversely some less civilised cultures hide their women away during that period (excuse the pun). I like to think there’s a happy middle ground.

My grandfather did, but my grandmother kept putting her false teeth in it.

Seems fine to me, neither of them using it at the same time… 😉

You lot are all showing off.
I don’t believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex 😉

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Penis-Beaker-Gift-Set-/281186047069?pt=UK_HeathBeauty_BathShowCons_RL&hash=item4177fe945d

Does it (gift set) come in pink?

I think it comes in brown too.

10th wedding anniversary today, should I get a crystal glass instead of plastic beaker?

For those “Awwwwwww yeah, like a boss” nights:

For those “Awwwwwww yeah, like a boss the thrush is bad tonight” nights:

ftfy

Speak for yourself!

That’s 4.5l of point-coital cooldown there, man!

Sssssssssssssssss…. “Aaaaah, yeah” 🙂

Dr: “Does your penis burn after sex?”

Patient: “I dunno, I’ve never tried lighting it!” 😯

Q – Do you smoke after sex?
A – I don’t know, I’ve never looked

I don’t believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex

No one likes a show off 😉

I don’t believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex