Post coital clean-up (mumsnet content)
If you’re going to dunk it, at least be classy about it…
Among the photographs he texted to her were full-frontal shots of his genitals, a photo of his penis dipped in a glass of red wine and a photo of him reportedly grinning while about to drink the same glass of wine.woody2000Subscriber
Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.
That right there is the dictionary definition of pratical thinking. 🙂Posted 4 years agoShibbolethMember
I got this far…
You’ve just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.
…before I had to go on Amazon and order a new keyboard!Posted 4 years agonatrixMember
Post coital clean-up discussion on mumsnet, “how many people have a penis dunking beaker by the side of the bed?” the mind boggles!!Posted 4 years ago
can’t resist reading it all now
Sink willy washers freak me out a bit anyway, not much better than wiping it on the curtains.
I’m sorry, washing your tackle in the sink is akin to wiping it on the curtains? Do you wipe your hands on the curtains after using the bog aswell? Some strange people about.Posted 4 years agoTuckerUKMember
On a serious note, some health care professionals advocate men washing their todgers immediately post-coit to prevent the spread of thrush. Some women can apparently contract thrush at the drop of a hat (without sexual contact), and thrush is very virulent. So, because getting out of bed after a good bout of love making is no naff, I’m guessing the dunk was suggested.
I prefer the post coital lean-out-of-the-bed-but-don’t-lean-too-far to find a bit of laundry
On the occasions I can be arsed (perhaps an unfortunate turn of phrase in this thread), This.Posted 4 years ago
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