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  • Premier Icon annebr
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    wierdos 😕

    Premier Icon burgatedicky
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    <shudders>

    Jamie
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    If you’re going to dunk it, at least be classy about it…

    Among the photographs he texted to her were full-frontal shots of his genitals, a photo of his penis dipped in a glass of red wine and a photo of him reportedly grinning while about to drink the same glass of wine.

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/06/queensland-mp-stands-down-sexting

    eskay
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    I may be a a little presumptuous darling but I have brought my dunk bucket to bed.

    Jamie
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    I may be a a little presumptuous darling but I have brought my dunk bucket to bed.

    Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    I stick to my mantra – “If a job’s worth doing it’s worth buying a power tool”.

    Premier Icon woody2000
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    Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.

    That right there is the dictionary definition of pratical thinking. 🙂

    Shibboleth
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    I got this far…

    You’ve just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.

    …before I had to go on Amazon and order a new keyboard!

    Premier Icon binners
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    I’m guessing that wiping it on the curtains wouldn’t play well to a Mumsnet audience?

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    They’re mums, they shoudl know aboutr baby wipes.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    *gets all nostalgic*

    bencooper
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    “how many people have a penis dunking beaker by the side of the bed?”

    My grandfather did, but my grandmother kept putting her false teeth in it.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    That man Fangio keeps on cropping up.

    Still, after a couple of hours of action I should imagine that his helmet is splattered with Lord-knows-what.

    Premier Icon surroundedbyhills
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    maybe they need something like this..

    Premier Icon portlyone
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    my grandmother kept putting her false teeth in it

    Now, that’s got to hurt!

    Jamie
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    They’re mums, they shoudl know aboutr baby wipes.

    I think some of them are mums, in the same way some on here ride bikes.

    i.e they aren’t/don’t.

    Ro5ey
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    I’m guessing that wiping it on the curtains wouldn’t play well to a Mumsnet audience?

    I was just about to mention zuffle

    Shudders …. it’s scary at times how much I have the same thoughts as a leftie northern

    peterfile
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    I prefer the post coital lean-out-of-the-bed-but-don’t-lean-too-far to find a bit of laundry 🙂

    Houns
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    Crying at harrys pic!

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    Houns – Member

    Crying at harrys pic!

    Posted 32 seconds ago #Report-Post

    I feel left out, please cry at mine too! 😥

    nwgiles
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    Yes I found the missing link, use your STW cup as your dunking vessel

    or get her to lick it clean

    sorry its lunchtime my bad

    birky
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    Zuffle 😉

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    surely you can use the bathroom at the same time?

    Do couples have problems with this? Having 2 bathrooms at our gaff I hadn’t realised this was such an issue

    chuckles at peter

    natrix
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    OMG 😯

    Post coital clean-up discussion on mumsnet, “how many people have a penis dunking beaker by the side of the bed?” the mind boggles!!

    http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    can’t resist reading it all now

    Sink willy washers freak me out a bit anyway, not much better than wiping it on the curtains.

    I’m sorry, washing your tackle in the sink is akin to wiping it on the curtains? Do you wipe your hands on the curtains after using the bog aswell? Some strange people about.

    Premier Icon cr500dom
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    The Mrs and I were quite literally crying with laughter at this last night, after is showed up on a mates FB Feed

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Crying at harrys pic!

    Try turning the handle in the opposite direction.

    Premier Icon joat
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    A sneaky wipe on her side of the duvet before rolling over to my side. I do try not to fall asleep before she comes back from the bathroom, I’m not an animal. 😀

    Premier Icon neil the wheel
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    “Dunk bucket” 🙂 what a great insult that would make.
    “That Michael Gove, he’s a complete dunk bucket.”

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    this looks ideal;

    Warm down
    cutlery sharpening
    and, if you sit right, post-coital clean up

    all in one.

    xcgb
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    I’d hate to get the spermy beaker mixed up with the squash beaker in the middle of the night

    😀

    teasel
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    This…

    Argh! That brush in the centre looks like it could easily get stuck in someone’s eye…

    Premier Icon ir_bandito
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    “‘I’m feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'”

    Truly brilliant.

    TuckerUK
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    On a serious note, some health care professionals advocate men washing their todgers immediately post-coit to prevent the spread of thrush. Some women can apparently contract thrush at the drop of a hat (without sexual contact), and thrush is very virulent. So, because getting out of bed after a good bout of love making is no naff, I’m guessing the dunk was suggested.

    I prefer the post coital lean-out-of-the-bed-but-don’t-lean-too-far to find a bit of laundry

    On the occasions I can be arsed (perhaps an unfortunate turn of phrase in this thread), This.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    Some women can apparently contract thrush at the drop of a hat

    this is why hat wearing has ceased to be the norm in western society, too many polite but careless hat doffing moments ended in a bad case of fanny fungus.

    lemonysam
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    😐

    No one else has a gravy boat then? One dunk and let the mutt do the cleaning up.

    I always have this on my bedside cabinet:

    Pigface
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    I think STW may have reached a new low 😕

    ski
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    peterfile
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    I think STW may have reached a new low

    oh lighten up 🙂

    You don’t have to read the thread, you do know that don’t you?

    Pigface
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    😆 😯 here comes the ban hammer

    Pigface
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    You don’t have to read the thread, you do know that don’t you?

    😆 no I didn’t every day is a school day

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    I think STW may have reached a new low

    spoke too soon considering the next post 🙂

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