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  • ski
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    [Image removed! – The Mods]

    peterfile
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    I think STW may have reached a new low

    oh lighten up πŸ™‚

    You don’t have to read the thread, you do know that don’t you?

    Pigface
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    πŸ˜† 😯 here comes the ban hammer

    Pigface
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    You don’t have to read the thread, you do know that don’t you?

    πŸ˜† no I didn’t every day is a school day

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    I think STW may have reached a new low

    spoke too soon considering the next post πŸ™‚

    OK, why “fanjo”?

    For some reason it conjours up images of Geroge Fornby singing “when I’m cleaning windows”

    peterfile
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    no I didn’t every day is a school day

    I’ve just realised that DS’s post isn’t showing up on my computer…was that what your comment was about? If so, I’m reserving my right to be offended too until I get home and can see it πŸ™‚

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    Geroge Fornby

    It would take a brave man to say it to his face.

    jackthedog
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    When I was younger I once asked an older acquaintance for advice on how one deals with the above-mentioned aftermath. His response?

    You just need a rag or something. Me and the wife have one. We call it the w***y hanky.

    Oh, and in… before the lock.

    lemonysam
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    I like it so much, I dip my junk in it!

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    Listerine or Dentyl FTW?

    Tijuana Taxi
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    Just use the mug she keeps her teeth in

    Hora, you see that line waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there?

    Well, you appear to have crossed it.

    nealglover
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    Geroge Fornby

    Quite a talent for the spelling you have there πŸ˜‰

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    lilchris
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    Aaaaaaaand balance is restored!

    emsz
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    O.M.G at this thread πŸ˜†

    hora
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    Hora, you see that line waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there?

    The starting line?

    hora
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    On a side-note…and I thought I was the one with no inner-monologue πŸ˜†

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    I’ve never visited Mumsnet.

    I am Pure. πŸ˜†

    Pigface
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    I have to ask, Ski WTF was going on in that clip? πŸ˜†

    To the people who missed it, words fail me πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon philtricklebank
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    Just keep one of these by the toothbrushes

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    Apparently #penisbeaker is trending on Twitter.

    πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon scotroutes
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    Ah yes. Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten

    antigee
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    “additional cleansing may be desired but is not necessary”

    I tried to read the CAUTION but its true I can’t

    Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten

    Similar – Bleary early eyed, shakes the spray can of deodorant before liberally applying a hefty coating of fly spray to the pits. 😯

    birky
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    Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten

    The Colgate ‘Ring of Confidence’ πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    If you need fly spray in the bedroom I would suggest that you work on your personal hygene.

    willard
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    Mate o mine in the Scouts got his pits with hairspray one weekend. That was worth a laugh or two, but serve him right for trying to maintain perfect hair with anti-persperant whilst out camping.

    natrix
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    got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten

    I ALWAYS double check before applying cream to my shorts 8)

    nicko74
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    Having read that thread, I live in fear that
    a) I’m going to get fired for finding inappropriate content while at work and b) I end up with someone from mumsnet. “Friday night special”?!

    TuckerUK
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    Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten

    And I trust you used that as an excuse to clean your teeth using your girlfriends brush? πŸ˜†

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    wwaswas – Member

    this looks ideal;

    Warm down
    cutlery sharpening
    and, if you sit right, post-coital clean up

    all in one.

    It needs a little finessing:

    From the golden age of Viz. If you’re after a Christmas gift for the Mumsnet mum in your life, look no further.

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    Looks like mumsnet has gone down or the thread removed…

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    twitter really has gone overboard on this.

    Mumsnet owners are probably running to the bank with the ad revenue and not noticed that the site’s struggling under the load.

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    shakes the spray can of deodorant before liberally applying a hefty coating of fly spray to the pits

    In a strange connection to the ‘lucky chap’ thread, I heard a story about a friend of a friend (so probably made up) who claimed she was late for such an appointment and hadn’t been too hot on the hygiene dept so just sprayed some deodorant around downstairs before she left. The nurse said something like ‘you’ve gone to a lot of trouble for this’ which left her confused, until she got back home and found the spray-on glitter where her deodorant usually lived.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    when I heard that story it was because she had a quick, errrm, wipe around with a flannel that her daughter had been using to clean her hands after playing with glitter and glue.

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    Wow wwaswas, we have the same friends! πŸ˜€

    lilchris
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    Small world penis

    Jamie
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    So that’s why you’re called lilchris?

    Premier Icon scotroutes
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    Also reminds me of the time a few of us went camping in Sedbergh. One guy arrived late and while we headed off to the pub, he went to have a quick shower, grabbing the shampoo/body wash that had been handily decanted into one of those little lightweight nalgene bottles.

    Only it turned out it wasn’t shampoo. It was only once he’d struggled to get a decent lather, then re-applied more (that Yorkshire water you know) that he smelt it and worked out it was cooking oil.

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