SpatchCOCK

the faux fur apron was shown only to imagine her only wearing that 😈

She’s put on a bit of weight?

she just squeezed out the tentacles of the squid like a baby 😯

Ground nuts

I love the way the tentacles perk up

her tits are almost as big as her head !she is rather up her own arse IMHO

She’s put on a bit of weight?

All in the right places though. 😀

“I wonder if you mother would approve of this?”, “It smells just right.”

I’m with the doctor. Thinks too much of herself and consequently does nothing for me…

I’m with the doctor. Thinks too much of herself and consequently does nothing for me…

So you prefer downtrodden women with no self confidence? You misogynist pig 😉

Not misogynistic, graham, I just think women should know their place… 😉

I’d give her a helping of my spotted dick, with lashings and lashings of custard.

she looks like her Dad

Nigel?

I’m sat at my desk in Canada weeping tears of laughter here. The worst part is that nobody here has ever heard of Nigella Lawson (or her dad Nigel), or would understand my references to her cooking some chocolate dessert dressed only in a dressing gown, or referring to a spatchcock…

Can’t stand the woman. And her dad is even worse

and her name sounds like a diarrhoeal illness

She is, as pointed out above, a fat ugly irritating pig.

She is, as pointed out above, a fat ugly irritating pig.

Would you like to repeat that?

MASSIVE ARSE, MASSIVE HAIRY BUSH

Chubba

No, that’s not correct. I think you’ll find you should have said;

She is, as pointed out above, a fat ugly irritating pig.

As it goes, i would like to cook her.

I am captivated by the t%ts and the ability to cook, its simple

Posh cookist with large baps almost refers (in a roundaboutway)to male member. Internet cyclists go wild. Main news at 10.

I was behind her in the queue at Waitrose the other day.

Nice baps.

I was surprised she was buying rolls, to be honest.

Which male member was she refering to? Elfinsafety?

Ass so fat you can see it from the front

More cushion for the pushin’.

I would like to see Gordon Ramsey swearing in her face really violently, whilst lobbing lemon flan at a nearby wall.

that’s some niche perversion naokfreek

Went right off her after seeing her on Who Do You Think You Are? a few years ago. Snob who cared more about whether she was Ashkenazi or Sephardim than the horrors her forefathers and mothers had experienced. The quivering of her upper lip as she was given the “bad” news said it all. Horrible.

that’s some niche perversion naokfreek

Pretty wrong really…but it would be good.

Very, very comfy….

Not a good looking woman, but a lovely breakfast….

Or a tasty fish supper.

Nigella reminds me of Wills mum off the inbetweeners, if Wills mum were to find the key to the pie cupboard.

I just think women should know their place..

In the kitchen, no?