[Closed] OMG Nigella just said..

Oh im sorry, i've just come!

As far as cooks go, I'd rather watch Fanny

yeah, but whose?

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I bought her new book and the recipes are damned fine.

Agree with catflees46 on looking like Will’s mum. Ummmm will’s mum & Nigella…together.

Thanks Drac. That's more like it!

Frankie Boyle did a great joke on Mock the Week about Nigella. Worth a look on You Tube the section was entitled 'Things you wouldn't hear on Points of View

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I recon she's barren now, so no worries of a cat-nigella popping out.

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just to make all you nigella chubby chasers have a quiet "special moment"

personally I think she's an annoying swamp donkey who needs to be locked in an air tight box and left in a shallow roadside grave, but each to their own

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As it goes, i would like to cook her.

swamp donkey who needs to be locked in an air tight box and left in a shallow roadside grave,

a box big enough for 2? 8)

"I would like to see Gordon Ramsey swearing in her face really violently, whilst lobbing lemon flan at a nearby wall."

quality 😀

OMFG

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^ I lust.

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Rather irritating but a bit of gaffer tape would shut her up, then I would. Damn yeah.............

Rather irritating but a bit of gaffer tape would shut her up, then I would. Damn yeah.............

Aha.

ok i was first to point out that she was a bit up herself!
but i would like to J@@z on her T@@S

I recon she's hit the menopause, you would need to grease her saucepan

Without the t*ts and the prickteaser smirk what's left? A posh burd who can cook. Big deal.

Every photo I've seen shows off those two properties, which suggests she hasn't got much else to offer. An unposed image from last year:

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Would you want to wake up next to that?

Er.... no.

YES. I'd ream her seat tube whilst chomping on a spatchcock.

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basically chaps, you'll getting steamed up over this with jumper bunnies. You are all very weird people and scare me somewhat. 😯

more than slightly chubby posh bird...

Nope, nothing stirring

Poppycock. Spatchcock.

I'd lie on her till the bairns were kickin' me oot

+1 Charlie Mungus.

even unprepared, I'd be quite happy with a bit of toastie with Nigella.

Properly rounded in the right places. An apparently good sense of humour and a great cook. I must be missing something if there's something there that is not appealing.

I must be missing something if there's something there that is not appealing.

Not really - it's just most of STW would prefer sheep to Nigella. Not a reflection on your taste, more theirs...

her voice makes me want to punch her in the face

or shut her up by stuffing my cock in it

one would plough into that like a drunk driver 😀

Without the t*ts and the prickteaser smirk what's left? A posh burd who can cook. Big deal

How about millionairess, just gets better and about my age too, what's not to like

Would you want to wake up next to that?[

Yes I would please

nigella hhhhmmmmm

I would'nt kick her out of bed for farting! (or eating crisps)

I do love STW on a Sunday night when the mods are not about 😆

lol...harry hill tonight. Nigella's top ten phrases/innuendos.
right up this post's street.

She shops in the same Waitrose as me. She's rather lovely in person. And has a fine pair of babbajangas as well.

Did anyone notice Nigella say "I'll have to get down on all fours to show you" on her last programme.

She was talking about pig knuckles, but never mind.