Like I said longshot...
erm, what?
is there a 'leave' and a 'loaf' missing from the sentence?
Not in these heels
Nope - not me.
I saw Doreen in the Plough and Barlycorn
I've lychee & teacaked a bonnet if any help.
I Kumquatted earlier, and considered croissantage but I have never, ever involved an automobile
(looks up "banana&soreen"(verb) on urban dictionary)
I peach&teacaked.
I Kumquatted earlier, and considered croissantage but I have never, ever involved an automobile
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A few years ago, we were sitting at the bottom of Pavey Ark having a sandwich after a good morning's climbing once when a man came running up to us accusing us of having stolen his malt loaf. Apparently he'd been sat on Jack's Rake when he dropped his malt loaf and the last he'd seen it was headed for us.
He ranted and raved for some minutes before he communicated that said malt loaf was still in his pack and in fact he'd chucked the whole rucksack off Jack's Rake. Rather glad that it hadn't hit us we decided to call it quits and go for a pint however he chased after us shouting about his "Delicious Malt Loaf" and insisting that we climb up to rescue it. We asked where it had gone and he just pointed randomly up at the cliff, somewhere to the right of The Crescent.
After some minutes he resorted to accusing us of theft again and then announced that he would climb the cliff to rescue his malt loaf. We stayed and watched in case a situation was about to occur but fortunately he couldn't work out how to get off the ground and stormed off shouting about thievery.
I'd never realised before that I'd met Hora but now it makes such sense.
The legendary Morzine Goat nicked it!
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There's even a song about it
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[i]Come on Soreen
Oh, I know what he means (what does he mean?)
At this moment you mean everything
You on that roof
You lovely loaf
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Soreen[/i]
[i]Come on, I need some Nutella,
Come on , I need some Nutella..[/i]
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Lad/Cotic inside car left them on roof whilst he nipped off for a slash. I couldnt help but rearrange them. Bet he had a shock on his return.
Might I interrupt the rad photoskillz and ask a soreen related question ?
Who's tried the toastie loaf and did anyone else think it's a disappointment ? (odd smell to it, an' all)
Still none the wiser. ?????????
You've been sea-gulling again, haven't you?
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That cat is dancin perfectly to the DnB I'm listening to!
[i]Who's tried the toastie loaf and did anyone else think it's a disappointment ? [/i]
Yeah, not good - just had a slice of this though:
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(feel a bit sick now)
You sculpted a Pope out of them?
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As posts go, this one is as non-linear as pretty much any that I've seen recently.
Please, keep it up, it's fun. 😀
Why link that thread scotroutes?
How long can it be before hora goes postal?
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How long can it be before hora goes postal?
He'd never fit through the letterbox.
How long can it be before hora goes postal?
He'd never fit through the letterbox
He would probably be considered a "pressurized container" also
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Sore Ian
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Bit of poo modelling was it?
Lad/Cotic inside car left them on roof whilst he nipped off for a slash. I couldnt help but rearrange them. Bet he had a shock on his return.
Crazy!
[s]CHOCLITT SOREN[/s] [s]CHOCOLIT SORENE[/s] [b]CHOCOLATE SOREEN?!![/b]
😮
I still don't get why scotroutes linked the autism thread on this one.
Can someome please clarify.
Is it for comedy value? If so that's out of order. If true what a bellend.