Cistern not filling with water but sounds as though water is exiting the tank.

I’ve drunk some beer so can only cope with simple advice. 🙄

Whaddya reckon chaps?

Sexist

Not sexist; Brokedificated.

Elfin’s Top Tip: Do not try to fix tonight if you iz drunk, Wait until morning. Pee in bucket if desperate.

Maybe throw contents of bucket over neighbour’s car to makes feel funny.

Don’t panic! Don’t panic!

Only thing that would worry me is where is the water that is exiting the tank going if not in the cistern 😕

Hmmm, it’s Friday night though, so forget about it (if you can…) 😉

Relax! Just been twiddling, has filled up and flushes. Result, woo hoo.

Who needs a man? 😉

drink more beer Simples 😉

Just been twiddling,

Who needs a man?

Fair play 😉

Sexualist

😆

Drinking too much beer saladdodger. 😳

Getting into bad habits cos I can’t ride my bike!

Cistern not filling with water but sounds as though water is exiting the tank.

I’ve drunk some beer so can only cope with simple advice.

Whaddya reckon chaps?

You’re drunk and went for a piss?

EDIT – I’m suggesting that’s the noise, not questioning what you did, if you see what I mean.

Oi I didn’t say I was drunk! And I didn’t use the loo, just heard strange noises.

I’m vegetarian, I get that a lot.

I didn’t use the loo, just heard strange noises.

Have your upstairs lights gone out ? Are you in the same house as rickon ?

Hate to disappoint you Ernie but the lights are working fine. Last month the power cut happened. 🙁