Zulu - excellent.
Muddy - Don't worry chap my ex still can't speak to me without getting angry and it was her who totally screwed the whole thing up. So don't take it too personally, I think there is always one in a broken relationship that holds resentment and I found it tends to be the other person – funny that.
No problems with mine - we are perfectly civil to each other. I can hold my head high and look him in the eye, trouble is he tends to look me up and down. 
Life's too short to fall out with people.
I saw an ex of mine a while ago in the local B&Q, we're talking 14 years since we broke up and she gave me a look like it all happened earlier that day - **** weirdo!!
Unfortunately for me, i'm the one with the festering resentment... 
muddy - you have to move on from feeling that way. It doesn't help with the healing process.
Help me out with the freezer gag.
I finished it with all my ex's (not an achievement by no-stretch) and I still miss my last ex so very badly when I hear Everything About the girl "Miss you".
She might have finished you for other hidden reasons other than what you think. I finished mine as I was at the wrong stage in life and I could see I was crazily in love and it scared me rigid.
Oh well.
it may be the horrible smell as she is hanging up in the loft which kicks you in the guts?
Ah
Hora - no, i reckon i know pretty exactly why we split up.
Thing is, i let her do it to me twice! She left & i managed to talk her into giving it another go only for her to do EXACTLY the same thing EXACTLY a yr later. She is a coward at relationship stuff & both times managed to engineer a situation where we were with friends & in public.
The last time she did it whilst out for a meal with friends!
Think of the goodtimes and on a sleeping morning, wheel her out of your back catalogue once more for a quick spin
Can someone please define a "big" car?!
We have a very small one and quite a big one (for carrying clobber in) - does that mean I have a mid sized schlong?!
It just verified that age old saying 'man with small P*n*s needs big (engine) car'.
You do realise that I (personally) have owned a Toyota Aygo, a Toyota Yaris, A Smart for two and a Mercedes A class don't you? 
Does this mean I am a well-hung homosexual? 
Yes.
Probably - I've never met you in person. 
Kenny Senior - Member
Help me out with the freezer gag.
...or someone who is completely at ease with themselves.
Average sized willy, but its filled a fiat multipla......
Hora
Must be something about that song - still can't listen to it without thinking of her. You just need to remember that beneath the regret - you went your own ways for a reason - good or bad.
Alternatively stalk them on facebook!
P.S i drive a toyota hi lux - and belive i don't have to make up for anything!!
What about big vans? Same as big cars?
I drive a skoda, and apparently a rather selfish bike obsessed rubbish boyfriend, yet my ex comes back for more... how do I upload videos from my mobile to here?
Surf-Mat - The car thing is all a bit tongue in cheek, an old joke really that has a hint of truth about 'big engines in sports cars'.
It takes me years to get over someone, unlike the majority of my ex's who seem to happily move on immediately! Don't worry about it dude - what's for you won't go by you, as they say.
Surf-Mat - The car thing is all a bit tongue in cheek, an old joke really that has a hint of truth about 'big engines in sports cars'.
I think its down to a mans inner confidence in his physical self as a whole. On the bike I've never had a big bloke have a go at me in his car/take the mick etc. Its always the average-assuming/slight looking blokes etc who seem to have a 'problem'.
I drive a skoda, and apparently a rather selfish bike obsessed rubbish boyfriend
That's one giant leap out of the closet there.
I drive a Land Rover.
It's like a penis, only smaller.
I think its down to a mans inner confidence in his physical self as a whole. On the bike I've never had a big bloke have a go at me in his car/take the mick etc. Its always the average-assuming/slight looking blokes etc who seem to have a 'problem'.
I do notice a difference in other drivers attitudes when I drive the Jimny or the Bimmer. Never has a single aggressive "act" against me in the Jimny, the Bimmer seems to get some blokes (usually in a small engined Audi/VW/Alfa and more recently Saab) really riled even when I've done absolutely nothing to upset them. Blowing a kiss usually helps...
I've got a landrover.. does that mean I have a small winky? 
ah, never mind, it keeps me happy!
Wouldn't worry about the ex thing MD.. I split up with my ex of 8 yrs after she'd made me depressed - and I mean properly ill depressed, finally realised she was mental, and finished it.. cue 6 months of nightmare..
but, I'm now happily married with a gorgeous little baby.... still miss the mental ex in a strange way tho 
I drive a 4.2 litre 4x4
Landcruiser Amazon?
karinofnine clearly your penis is tiny then girlfriend
Hora you live in a fantasy land
Its always the average-assuming/slight looking blokes etc who seem to have a 'problem'.You mean people like you then? And to be fair me.
Surf-Mat - close, Y60 Patrol - the car favoured by private armies the world over (along with the Hi Lux and the 'Cruiser)
So does the whole "big car" thing apply to 29ers as well?
Surf-Mat - Member
the Bimmer seems to get some blokes (usually in a small engined Audi/VW/Alfa and more recently Saab) really riled even when I've done absolutely nothing to upset them. Blowing a kiss usually helps...
Try living on an island, I regularly see me Ex of 10 years. She was the one that ended it. I moved on, have remarried and am very happy with my life. She's still bitter and single.... I always wave and smile when i see her. She doesn't.
Cynic al - Indicating with what? BMWs don't come with indicators unless you option them - which less than 5% of BMW drivers do.
"We" don't need such mainstream so called "safety" items - they are for cars like Fords and Vauxhalls People just move out of our way.
Back to the ladies - met my wife when she was 17 and I was 20. Got married three years later. Still happily married 11 years down the line - a huge luxury that neither of us has to worry about long term relationships with ex partners!
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