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I've never seen Star Wars
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Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole?Posted 2 years ago # -
Never really given a ****
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never rubbed another man's rhubarb
never ridden a road bike
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never not done anything I've not wanted to do.
except for a 3 some with 2 ladies! 
In fact I've done all of the above except for
I've never flown a plane or been into outer space, or inner for that matter. i have never fooled anyone into believing i was george clooney i have never ridden a motorbike like valentino rossi, I've never snogged Alain Baxter,Never lived with any man except Hubby,Never ridden a camel or had sex with an asian prostitute or hand reared a fox cub named basil, taught it to catch rabbits and tearfully released it into the wild when it began raiding neighbours bins and being aggressive towards small children.
I am proud to say, I've been arrested, done drugs, left a job, spent all my money on beer (on more than one occasion), drank in the morning, partied all night, smoked, watched the Simpsons, porn, big brother, star wars, had fights, punched people, been punched, woken up with broken bones, woken up not knowing where I'd been / was, had an overdraft, been in a bar room brawl, defaulted on a loan, been in a court room, passed exams, pulled a wheelie, did a bunny hop, drank a pint for every year I've been alive (18th), seen hawkwind, seen pink floyd, drank 3 bottles of red wine in an evening, been lost in a city I didn't know, done 140mph in my car, been in a car crash, left home......not all on the same night of course.
Sorry but some of you lot seem boring.
1 life, live it !
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I've had sex with an asian prostitute. It was ok.
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Opps ive done an alarming amount of these lol
Ive never had a fivesome
Ive never rode a motorbike (though i want to)
Ive never been in a proper relationship
Ive never seen any of the starwars movies all the way thoughPosted 2 years ago # -
Never seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Though a bloke down the pub says it ain't all that.
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never seen star wars either - only bits on the tele.
never tried pot noodles - although I intend to one day.
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Another never seen Star Wars here as well.
I did try a pot noodle once - it won't happen again.Posted 2 years ago # -
I've never told the SO the real reason the lads like to go to Prague every couple of years for a weekend away "beers dead cheap, and its a nice place"......
never did any homework at school
never been to Africa, though I nearly got there in October last year
never fulfilled my potential ( in almost everything )Posted 2 years ago # -
You know this is a classic student drinking game. Everytime someone stands up and says something they have never done you have to drink if you've done it.
Anyway I've never been to a football match.
I've never thown a sickie at work.Posted 2 years ago # -
I've never realised how proud people are of what they haven't done.
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[s]i've never licked my elbow as its impossible.
Go on give it a go you know you want to.Posted 2 years ago # -
I like your elbow. It's your f*ckin' knees I hate.
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I've never voted Tory
And I've never voted for New Labour either
I've never gone to one of those football matches where you have to pay to get it
I've never bought drugs from a drug dealer
I've never been to a "gig"
I've never been to a "music festival"
I've never shagged a woman and regretted it
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At 30, never driven or even got a driving licence, despite having ridden 50000 miles by motorbike including ****ing horrible scottish winters.
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Sings;
'I've been to Halifax,
But, I've never been to Leeds....'Posted 2 years ago # -
Never smoked or watched Titantic.
I'll probably watch it someday like those Disney movies and I get plenty of crap from exhaust fumes while riding.
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I've never shagged a woman and regretted it
I wish I could say that. I've been with a few bunny boilers and no mistake. Loads of fun during for both of us (as far as I could tell), hell after. I've known plenty of blokes who could just shag and then ditch but I must be missing a gene or two because I always seemed to get mentally shafted afterwards. It's like some girls see something and realise it's open to abuse and hammer away.
One lady in particular was heaven in bed, we spent many weeks enjoying that side of things (very naughty lady indeed) and then she just turned and started demanding all sorts of crazy commitments. Had to phone her at certain times, got interrogated about my day, she started following me, accusations, bonkers mood swings, turning up at my work place. She was nuts. After we'd split up she found some other bloke and made him threaten me but his heart really wasn't in it. He turned up at my work and after a brief argument I dropped him and suggested he get away from her fast as he could, as far as I know he did. Never saw him or her again.
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If it's not the sex it is the sex and when it's the sex it's not the sex...
Just don't pick up a lady at night club or mental home Samuri!
Make sure you teach her from the start how to treat you and not abused.
But the sex was good so not all lost there.
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I've never taken Paracetomal or any other over the counter pain pills
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Never been on a stag weekend
never driven a motorbike (was alway pillion)
never punched anyone
never seen what the atraction of Big Brother isPosted 2 years ago # -
Never seen Jesus.....
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I have never tasted coffee.
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Never tasted Marmite and long may it be.
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Thanks to this thread I cycled round this afternoon singing Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Starwars! But that's OK cos I want to ride my bicycle....
My answer is:
worn heelsPosted 2 years ago # -
could never get my head around sci-fi stuff. consequently i haven't watched star wars or star trek or anything else with 'star' or 'space' in its name (at least not that i can think of).
i like white101's "never fulfilled my potential ( in almost everything )". could use that one myself but not really one to be proud of...
i've never really got my head around all the tenses in English despite the fact i teach it/them.
never paid for sex. don't intend to either.
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