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1. rob2 - Member

   Guy next door is about 70 and went to Uganda about 5 weeks ago to meet some missionaries (he is a devout Christain)

   He gave us his house key and asked us to watch his house and he said he'll be 3 weeks.

   Five weeks later he's still not back.

   He has no family.

   I wonder if he's dead or something? What do we do with his house if this goes on longer?

   Posted 10 months ago #
2. Elfinsafety - Member

   Well, best tell police then, innit?

   Posted 10 months ago #
3. yunki - Member

   rent it out..

   Posted 10 months ago #
4. hels - Member

   Or try the church ? Local religious leader might be in touch ? With the man upstairs if nobody else...

   Posted 10 months ago #
5. Rusty Spanner - Member

   Knock through?

   Arrange his stash of nun jazz on the windowsill.
   Leave curtains open.

   Blame the invisible cat.

   Posted 10 months ago #
6. rob2 - Member

   Could keep my bikes in his house I guess!

   Yeah, might go see the vicar.

   Bizarrely he asked us to witness his will before he left.

   Posted 10 months ago #
7. TurnerGuy - Member

   can you pretend he is still alive and claim his pension?

   And the bonus is that there is no body in the house to stink it out as it rots, unlike in some cases in the news recently

   Posted 10 months ago #
8. WorldClassAccident - Member

   Did he leave you his house in the will?

   Posted 10 months ago #
9. Elfinsafety - Member

   nun jazz

   

   You thought of it though Rusty. You dirty bastid!

   Posted 10 months ago #
10. MrSparkle - Member

    Hmmm, it's all falling into place now. And are you a beneficiary from this will then, from this neighbour who went to 'Uganda'? Somebody alert the authorities.

    Posted 10 months ago #
11. bruneep - Member

    Bizarrely he asked us to witness his will before he left.

    Not looking good for you.......elderly man changes will to leave you everything and he disappears.

    Classic midsommers muder plot line.

    Posted 10 months ago #
12. muppetWrangler - Member

    Cannabis factory or knock through.

    Posted 10 months ago #
13. rob2 - Member

    Can you get nun jazz mags?! Might have a look!

    We aren't in the will. He's left it all to the church

    Posted 10 months ago #
14. rob2 - Member

    We do live near where midsommers is filmed!

    Posted 10 months ago #
15. WorldClassAccident - Member

    He's left it all to the church - Probably to pay off the Nuns for their 'Art photos'

    Posted 10 months ago #
16. ernie_lynch - Member

    Are you sure he said 3 weeks and not "I may be gone for some time" ?

    Missionary work can be a little challenging.

    

    Posted 10 months ago #
17. marty - Member

    One from my Nun Jazz collection.

    

    Posted 10 months ago #
18. Rusty Spanner - Member

    Nice wimple!

    Posted 10 months ago #
19. JEngledow - Member

    

    Posted 10 months ago #
20. yunki - Member

    
    

    Posted 10 months ago #
21. paulosoxo - Member

    I'm not a detective or nowt, but, I suspect some of those Nuns are not the real deal.

    Posted 10 months ago #
22. TuckerUK - Member

    We do live near where some of the midsommers are filmed!

    FTFY. Although they do have some favourite locations, they aren't all in one area.

    Posted 10 months ago #
23. elaine anne - Member

    he will be staying for longer in Uganda obviously.... give it another month...he,ll be back...

    Posted 10 months ago #
24. CountZero - Member

    ...possibly with a new 'bride'...

    Posted 10 months ago #

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