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  • Is my neighbour dead?
  • rob2
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    Guy next door is about 70 and went to Uganda about 5 weeks ago to meet some missionaries (he is a devout Christain)

    He gave us his house key and asked us to watch his house and he said he’ll be 3 weeks.

    Five weeks later he’s still not back.

    He has no family.

    I wonder if he’s dead or something? What do we do with his house if this goes on longer?

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Well, best tell police then, innit?

    yunki
    Free Member

    rent it out..

    hels
    Free Member

    Or try the church ? Local religious leader might be in touch ? With the man upstairs if nobody else…

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Knock through?

    Arrange his stash of nun jazz on the windowsill.
    Leave curtains open.

    Blame the invisible cat.

    rob2
    Free Member

    Could keep my bikes in his house I guess!

    Yeah, might go see the vicar.

    Bizarrely he asked us to witness his will before he left.

    TurnerGuy
    Free Member

    can you pretend he is still alive and claim his pension?

    And the bonus is that there is no body in the house to stink it out as it rots, unlike in some cases in the news recently 😀

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    Did he leave you his house in the will?

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    nun jazz

    😆

    You thought of it though Rusty. You dirty bastid!

    MrSparkle
    Full Member

    Hmmm, it’s all falling into place now. And are you a beneficiary from this will then, from this neighbour who went to ‘Uganda’? Somebody alert the authorities.

    bruneep
    Full Member

    Bizarrely he asked us to witness his will before he left.

    Not looking good for you…….elderly man changes will to leave you everything and he disappears. 😯

    Classic midsommers muder plot line.

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    Cannabis factory or knock through.

    rob2
    Free Member

    Can you get nun jazz mags?! Might have a look!

    We aren’t in the will. He’s left it all to the church

    rob2
    Free Member

    We do live near where midsommers is filmed!

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    He’s left it all to the church – Probably to pay off the Nuns for their ‘Art photos’

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    Are you sure he said 3 weeks and not “I may be gone for some time” ?

    Missionary work can be a little challenging.

    marty
    Free Member

    One from my Nun Jazz collection.

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Nice wimple!

    JEngledow
    Free Member

    yunki
    Free Member

    [img]http://vivirlatino.com/i/2006/03/nuns.jpg[/img]

    paulosoxo
    Free Member

    I’m not a detective or nowt, but, I suspect some of those Nuns are not the real deal.

    TuckerUK
    Free Member

    We do live near where some of the midsommers are filmed!

    FTFY. Although they do have some favourite locations, they aren’t all in one area.

    elaineanne
    Free Member

    he will be staying for longer in Uganda obviously…. give it another month…he,ll be back… 😉

    CountZero
    Full Member

    …possibly with a new ‘bride’…

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