Hmmm! If it can understand my Northumberland accent I’ll be well impressed.
Same here, broad Ashington pityacker accent cross bred with 12 years of Wigan(see) will provide some great entertainment.
The ball bag I work with queued up at 6am, once in the shop was given a queue ticket and time slot, he went to move his car to find a £30 ticket, so he moved it again to another spot and when he came out he’d got another one.
This was all after he rang work to say he was having a bad morning and would be in later (recently had kidney transplant so is off/late frequent) and meanwhile his dad who deals with the company had rang in to place an order and asked if he’s been into work yet and showed off his shiny new phone that he’d left home at 5:30 to go and queue up for.
Boss isn’t happy and the best bit was he left his wallet on the counter at the shop and when he went back it was nowhere to be seen! Pillock