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31 posts & 28 voices | Started 3 months ago by therealhoops | Latest reply from Bernaard

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therealhoops - Member

Don't for christ sake tell the wife but:

Hello Mr.!
I know that my letter will a surprising for you. I will try to explain to you.
I asked the agency to find a man for a serious relationship.
They gave me email address. And so I write.
My name is Diana. I am 27 years old. I was born in Poland. But now I live
in Sydney.
I'm a lawyer in the economic. I work for a big company.
I like my job, but I don't have time for relationship.
A little about me: I am very communicative girl. My friends say about me that
I talk too much.
But I love to speak. I like to read books. Every day I play tennis and golf.
I like watching a soccer and snooker. My weight 55 kg. My height 178 cm.
My hair color-light brown. My eye color - brown.
Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me
on my personal mail.

Here is my email address - Exacum@datingbase.ns01.info

I'll have a vacation for a month. And I plan to visit UK. To me interesting
to know all about UK.
I would love to see your letter and pictures. Please tell me about yourself.
I'm curious to know all about you. Have a nice day.
Diana

DING DONG

Posted 3 months ago #
GrahamS - Member

Suggested reply:

TOTGFO.

Kind regards,
hoops.

Posted 3 months ago #
alpin - Member

pass it on to woody.

Posted 3 months ago #
Kevsterjw - Member

i don't think its genuine.

Posted 3 months ago #
Rusty Mac - Member

Diana is not even a Polish name!

Posted 3 months ago #
therealhoops - Member

Rusty - as with previous threads of this nature you need to read it with a meerkat accent

Posted 3 months ago #
flyingmonkeycorps - Member

Surely this thread needs pictures?

Posted 3 months ago #
madhouse - Member

She sent me an email the other day, I think she may be a little promiscuous!!

Posted 3 months ago #
LimboJimbo - Member

Lawyer in the economic, though. Catch.

Posted 3 months ago #
binners - Member

I think i've seen her roller-blading in a Bodyform advert

Posted 3 months ago #
MSP - Member

I believe its the done thing to reply, including a picture of a big cockerel.

Posted 3 months ago #
jon1973 - Member

but I don't have time for relationship.

She's making here excuses before she's even met you.

Posted 3 months ago #
nedrapier - Member

Lawyer in the economic, and plays golf and tennis every day?

You'll never see her. Best avoid.

Posted 3 months ago #
jota180 - Member

A little about me: I am very communicative girl. My friends say about me that
I talk too much.

Well at least we can confirm it is actually female

Posted 3 months ago #
DezB - Member

I asked the agency to find a man for a serious relationship.

I like my job, but I don't have time for relationship.

She's toying with you!

Posted 3 months ago #
Bregante - Member

" Every day I play tennis and golf."

No mention of bikes. Maybe it's not meant to be?

Posted 3 months ago #
hugh jardon - Member

Bit skinny for my likeing,

If she exists?

Posted 3 months ago #
portlyone - Member

Does she have a sister?

Posted 3 months ago #
therealhoops - Member

why yes...yes she does, and she's a dirty mooo by the sounds of it!

Hi my darling, dear friend.
How are you?
Writes to you beautiful, blond, brought up. Decent and very lovely girl.
My name is - Yuliya. To me of 29 years.
I from Russia. I want to find the present and unique love.
I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more.
I want to get acquainted with you more close.
To learn you, to learn your interests and preferences.
I hope you not against it? It only dialogue.
I will necessarily send you my photo
In the following letter. I hope to you it will be pleasant.
I with impatience will wait for your answer

To this address: yuliya.princessa@yahoo.com

In expectation of your answer, whole, Yuliya.

GAME ON!!!!

Posted 3 months ago #
ScottChegg - Member

I want to find the present

It'll spoil Christmas.

Posted 3 months ago #
Northwind - Member

GrahamS - Member

TOTGFO.

When replying using only 6 letters it's helpful to get them in the right order I will hold you personally responsible if Therealhoops doesn't get to see any Ts.

Posted 3 months ago #
bullheart - Member

unique love

Hmmmmm....

Interesting. I'm a big fan of unique love

Tell me more, you Eastern Bloc tease.

Posted 3 months ago #
fadda - Member

Oi hoops - what's your game - that's my girl.

I too had this today -

Hi my darling, dear friend.
How are you?
Writes to you beautiful, blond, brought up. Decent and very lovely girl.
My name is - Yuliya. To me of 29 years. I from Russia. I want to find the present and unique love.
I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more. I want to get acquainted with you more close.
To learn you, to learn your interests and preferences.
I hope you not against it? It only dialogue.
I will necessarily send you my photo
In the following letter. I hope to you it will be pleasant.
I with impatience will wait for your answer
To this address: velikayayuliya@yahoo.com

In expectation of your answer, whole, Yuliya.

I'm worried now...

Posted 3 months ago #
Steelfreak - Member

I expect 'Diana' and 'Yuliya' will need a few K wiring to them to pay for their flights, but still got to be worth it for some hot East European action!

Posted 3 months ago #
Stoner - Member

I like watching a soccer and snooker

She's clearly having you on. No one likes to watch soccer.

Posted 3 months ago #
bullheart - Member

I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more.

Penicillin will clear that up.

Posted 3 months ago #
chewkw - Member

Give them your marriage proposal quick.

Posted 3 months ago #
nicko74 - Member

Diana's email address looks like you might have to, ah, produce some goods:
Exa (cum?)

Posted 3 months ago #
divot - Member

Hands off! She emailed me first, got my tickets booked already!

Hi my darling, dear friend.
How are you?
Writes to you beautiful, blond, brought up. Decent and very lovely girl.
My name is - Yuliya. To me of 29 years.
I from Russia. I want to find the present and unique love.
I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more.
I want to get acquainted with you more close.
To learn you, to learn your interests and preferences.
I hope you not against it? It only dialogue.
I will necessarily send you my photo
In the following letter. I hope to you it will be pleasant.
I with impatience will wait for your answer

To this address: yuliya.princessa@yahoo.com

In expectation of your answer, whole, Yuliya.

WHOOP WHOOP!

Posted 3 months ago #
xiphon - Member

Say your name is Dodi, and for many reasons you can't be an item - or Charles' mum will have to arrange your death.

Posted 3 months ago #
Bernaard - Member

Do her bandy, wipe your c**k on the curtains on the way out, say she was the worst shag ever, close the door and forget about her.

Posted 3 months ago #

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