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72 posts & 41 voices | Started 2 years ago by mingsta | Latest reply from coffeeking

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mingsta - Member

Popped in to a restaurant tonight to grab a quick bite. During the course of the meal, the waiter was making eyes with my date to the point where she was blushing. As I popped off to the loo towards the end and joked with her that he'd be sitting in my seat by the time I came back.

I took it all as just a bit of harmless fun, but upon returning, the cheeky bugger WAS sat in my chair and was passing her a piece of paper with his number on it!!!

Anyway, me and my date had a bit of a laugh about it afterwards, but at the same time, thats crossing line a bit isn't it? Shouldn't you be able to go out for a meal with yer missus without some lothario trying to steal her from under your nose when you're in the khazi?

BTW, its not really my way, but good old fashioned fisticuffs were out of the question as he resembled a taller, more musclar version of Jean Claude Van Damme, while I'm a 10.5 stone lycra whippet!

Posted 2 years ago #
kimbers - Member

out of order

Posted 2 years ago #
dobo - Member

out of order but you basically let him do whatever he wanted, no need to get pyhsical over it but have a word

Posted 2 years ago #
mingsta - Member

Fair point dobo. Though, we're "dating" at the moment rather than going out, so I took the path of just making light of it. Given where we're at, she I don't think she would have liked it if I'd had a word.

Posted 2 years ago #
shinsplints - Member

You should have told him to **** off.

Posted 2 years ago #
rich-6 - Member

Bitch slap him

Posted 2 years ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

Given where we're at, she I don't think she would have liked it if I'd had a word.

Indeed, discretion is the better part of valour old chap. Did she keep his number? That's the important question.

Posted 2 years ago #
tankslapper - Member

I'm with deadly on this one - check everything including mobile phone, then report back to STW HQ!

Posted 2 years ago #
mingsta - Member

Indeed, discretion is the better part of valour old chap. Did she keep his number? That's the important question.

Nah, she's a good girl and I trust her. Neither of them saw me coming down the stairs, but she still told me about about it afterwards without being asked. I'm sure she was flattered by the attention, but she gets hit on quite often and runs a mile from that kind of act. Besides, aren't mullets out of fashion again?

Posted 2 years ago #
mingsta - Member

I'm with deadly on this one - check everything including mobile phone, then report back to STW HQ!

Are you proposing a lycra lynch mob?

Posted 2 years ago #
tankslapper - Member

Dam mingsta - you got me rumbled good n proper....

Posted 2 years ago #
stonemonkey - Member

I would have kicked off big style, it amazing how so many "hard bastards" shit themselves when theres a real chance of scrapping. Although as my dad used to say dont worry when there shouting its when they stop you want too worry.

Posted 2 years ago #
Onzadog - Member

I think I'd have had a quite word with the manager and told him that the cost of the meal equals to the value of the **** bank material the waiter had collected in his head and that to avoid disapointment, he shouldn't expect to get paid for the meal.

Posted 2 years ago #
atlaz - Member

Complaining would have been the best bet I agree. He should know better, most places frown upon hitting on customers.

Posted 2 years ago #
PePPeR - Member

I'd have spoken to the restaurant management! Paying for a meal whilst after your dates been jumped on constantly is not on. I would not be paying for the damm meal.

Posted 2 years ago #
Jamie - Member

I would have said something either to the waiter or the manager.

Then later on i would have wee'd through the letterbox.

Posted 2 years ago #
mondoz - Member

Onzadog has got it right in one - the owner of that business would have to foot the bill for his waiter's snide approach what a cheeky bar steward.....lol

Posted 2 years ago #
andywhit - Member

Depends on the date's reaction to the whole affair. If she took it as harmless fun then seeing you do the whole alpha-male thing and making a fuss rather than having a laugh about it probably means end of (brief) relationship. If she was upset about it then different story.

Posted 2 years ago #
ScottChegg - Member

I hope you didn't tip him; your date will think you're a real pussy.

Never have a go at people bringing you food; that's a good way of getting saliva in your nosh.

Posted 2 years ago #
crispy bacon - Member

this thread is useless without pics............. of your date of course not the horny waiter

Posted 2 years ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

of your date of course not the horny waiter

No, I wanna see the waiter too!

Posted 2 years ago #
mingsta - Member

No, I wanna see the waiter too!

The horny waiter. Yesterday:

I hope you didn't tip him; your date will think you're a real pussy.

Ha! NO!!! In fact my date paid for diner while I was up in the toilet! I reckon I played it right not causing a scene, she wouldn't have liked it. Shocking behaviour though!

Posted 2 years ago #
DrJ - Member

Bloke flirts with girl. Film at 11.

Posted 2 years ago #
Keva - Member

id file a complaint.

Posted 2 years ago #
RudeBoy - Blocked

I wooduv stuck a fork in his neck...

Posted 2 years ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

I wooduv stuck a fork in his neck...

Someone's feeling better!

Posted 2 years ago #
RudeBoy - Blocked

..But on a more constructive note:

Women, all women, even the most intelligent, sophisticated women, still like a bloke to be a little bit protective of them. Tricky situation, for you, as you don't want to frighten her off, yet still want her to feel 'fought over', a tiny bit.

In this sort of situation, praps a good course of action would be to say to the bloke 'yes, she's stunning, is not she? Now, be a good chap, and go and get us 2 coffees please'. In this way, you are asserting your dominance and power, without any caveman aggression or violence. She'd admire the way you handled the situation, and be secretly very impressed. This will stand you in good stead, in future...

He may have been physically bigger than you, but your power comes in the fact that he's 'only' the waiter. You cooduv used the psychology well to your advantage on this one. 'Yes, I'm only a small bloke, but look, I'm in here with a stunning woman, and you're just the waiter serving us'.

No disrespect to waiters of course...

The next time (if there indeed is a next time) you have a date, be prepared to be more assertive if such an occasion arises. No, she won't want you to be a violent aggressive ****, but she'll be more impressed with someone who plays it cool, yet still gains the upper hand, than someone who laughs nervously at a situation he has little control over.

The fact that you're posting about this on here, shows you are just a little bit miffed; this has been an afront to your manhood, albeit in quite a small way.

Don't let it happen again. As they say on STW all too often, but perhaps more valid in this case than most; MTFU!

Posted 2 years ago #
rOcKeTdOg - Member

i hope you didn't leave a tip

Posted 2 years ago #
singletrackmind - Member

Wee in his shoes. Job done.

I would type a quick letter to the owner of the venue, and probably not tell the date about it.

Posted 2 years ago #
CaptJon - Member

You could have a lot of fun if she's still got the number. There are numerous places you could put it...

Posted 2 years ago #
Coyote - Member

Should've complained to the manager and got a big reduction in the bill.

Posted 2 years ago #
DrJ - Member

Sorry - was it not a cappuccino? OK, latte, whatever.

Posted 2 years ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

If the waiter's quite fit, can you give him my number please?

Posted 2 years ago #
RudeBoy - Blocked

DD; you're such a slut...

Posted 2 years ago #
hora - Member

I can see it was an awkward situation for the OP- kick up a fuss and he could have been seen to have been the dick.

I would have made a right scene. Then again, in a Barcelona Restaurant I asked a waiter then the manager if the place was a strip bar as he was charging stripbar prices. Asked him repeatdly openly. Waiter couldnt help but laugh but the manager didnt take it soo well. Others around me were in agreement. Food was priced everywhere but no mention of drinks prices..funny that.

Back to the OP. Its flattering but its also insulting. Its also a good guage of the girl you are with- you kinda see whats shes like from the start I guess.

Posted 2 years ago #
CaptJon - Member

Yo nigger, you crazy? Shoulda told that white boy "You fvckin' with me? You think you slick. You ain't. This shit happen again you ain't gonna be serving no more, you gonna be out down the bottom end of Stockton sucking a forty and yelling Five-Oh"

Has someone been watch The Wire again?

Posted 2 years ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

DD; you're such a slut...

Can't argue with that...

Posted 2 years ago #
Moses - Member

Pics, please. Of DD, this time.

And - you gonna be out down the bottom end of Stockton - what's wrong with that, J-boy? That's just where I'm from.

Posted 2 years ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

Pics, please. Of DD, this time.

What? Of me and the waiter? There's sites on yonder interweb if you wanna see stuff like that in more detail

Posted 2 years ago #
Moses - Member

What? Of me and the waiter? There's sites on yonder interweb if you wanna see stuff like that in more detail

Oooh. Didn't know you were a part-time pornstar.
I was after something tasteful, but never mind.

:-p

Posted 2 years ago #