We can mint all of the workers who lose their jobs a special “Hero of the British empire “ medal .
They can even have a fast track queue at the job centre.
I reckon they’ll make a fortune if they flourish their medals when out begging.
Imagine the excitement if you get given your medal by Rees Mogg rather than Paul scully.
They can even have a H.O.T.B.E evening on itv with Davina Mcall.
She can do her one year later show . They can start with the happy family in their 4 bed detached house then one year later visit them in their bedsit. We can all clap and cheer as they have avoided living on the streets.
They can visit random bedsits and tell the families within, that they’ve won a weeks holiday picking fruit on one of Bojo’s death camps sorry farms.
Fun for any age.
The climax of the evening will be Gove handing over one of those huge cheques for £30.
Really showing the human side of the Tory government.
Let the lion roar.