To summarise Trump’s presidency so far:
The Press: Why has Trump been linked with ****?
Trump: Fake news! I’m going to launch an investigation into Obama’s links with ****.
The Press: Why has Trump been seen consorting with **** at **** on **** date?
Trump: I’m going to launch an investigation into Obama/Clinton consorting with **** at **** on **** date.
The Press: Why is the director of the FBI investigating the president over links with ****
Trump: I’m going to fire the director of the FBI because they haven’t investigated Obama/Clinton over links with ****
The Press: Why has Trump been seen talking with **** in the Oval Office, with classified information being discussed?
Trump: No politician, ever has been treated worse than me. Not even Leon Trotsky.
Meanwhile, the White House has sprung more leaks than your average sinking ship.