"big fat get, ya need milking!"
Billy Casper, Kes

There's some strange shit going on here Cole-man.
Eddie Murphy- Trading places.

"Coffee, not sex" – Saturday Night Fever.

Obviously "Monty, you terrible c***" as well!

kinda copied by Michael Mann in Public Enemies.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

"He's not going to say '**** stick' in front of the children, is he?"

"If I call you next December, *IF* I call you next December, you're gonna be so happy to hear from me, you're gonna do a goddamn back flip. You're gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you're gonna get ****ing hat-burn."

"Why don't you wish in one hand, and $h!t in the other? See which one fills up first."

…and practically every other line from Bad Santa

From The Wanderers –

To sow the seen – local mafiasi daughter gets knocked up and he has a "quiet" word with the lad –

Know I used to **** around with girls when I was younger, but not with anybodies daughter!!

WARRIORS! COME OUT TO PL-AYY!

Can't believe noone has mentioned anything from The Princess Bride yet…you're all philistines!!

Very true.

This one's a bit long, but well worth it…

Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right… and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose – What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

"Who took the jam out of your doughnut"

That's why I never kiss'em on the lips.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Spiderpig! Spiderpig!

Predator

Blane – your a bunch of slack jawed faggots, this stuff 'ill make you a gaddamn sexual tyranosaurus, just like me.

Poncho – You're hit man you're bleeding
Blane – I ain't got time to bleed.

No Highlander yet?

No one for the funniest line in Withnail?

"I mean to have you boy, even if it must be burglary"

Classic.

Platoon

Bunny "I told the padre the truth man, I like it here. Get to do what you want, nobody f***s with you. The only worry you got is dying"

Dr Stangeglove

The President "You can't fight here! This is the war room! "

JOHNNY BOY

You make me laugh, Michael…you know that? I've borrowed money all
over the neighborhood and never paid it back…so I couldn't borrow
anymore from them…so who's the only jerk off left that I can
borrow from without paying back…YOU. Because that's what I
think of you…Jerk off. I f@*k you where you breathe!

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum"

rowdy roddy piper in They Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

just out of interest anyone ever seen him in Hell Comes to Frogtown?

can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts? 😕

can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts?

LOL – good point, seeing as the post was title 'Best line…'.

🙂

heres 100 for ya

LOL – good point, seeing as the post was title 'Best line…'.

+1…anything longer than a line or two and I'm skimming…

"I was born a poor black child".

Navin Johnson (Steve Martin), 'The Jerk'.

Chapaking – I was going to post:

'ordinary f**kin people, I hate 'em'
'nice friends otto', 'yeah I made em myself'
and of course 'a repoman's life is always intense'

yours were a little longer. Definitely one of my favourite films.

And Earl yeah to that 'Also, I can kill you with my brain' wasn't that tv though?

Oh and a another favourite of mine is 'never get off the goddamn boat'

I'm also liking that Red Shoes Scorcese hmv add:

Boris Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?

Victoria Page: Why do you want to live?

Boris Lermontov: Well I don't know exactly why, er, but I must.

Victoria Page: That's my answer too.

Not a film but if I may… the immortal Capt. Zapp. Branigan.

If we can hit the bull's-eye, the rest of those dominos will fall like a house of cards……checkmate

Thurman Merman, bad santa was awesome

freddy got fingered

Gord Brody: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?

Gord Brody: You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this?
Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could… SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.

Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.

Film = Breaking Away

Father(coming from bathroom): He's shaving…………..
Mother: so? he's a growing boy.
Father: His legs!!

What no evil dead 3: army of darkness?

Show me some sugar baby!

Hail to the king bAby!

From the Business.

"Did somebody order a C*n*? Because ones just walked in.

About every other line from Pulp Fiction, but my favourite is:

"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' ****, ****! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE **** WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're ****' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ****'s skull!"

OR (more than a line but good dialogue):

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that…
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead **** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no…
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead **** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead **** ain't my **** business, that's why!

"A punk & a 2nd rate punk at that."

Richard Burton to Clint Eastwood – Where Eagles Dare.

And the beauty of it? Its a one liner 😉

The Usual Suspects:-

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Predator

Blain – "I aint got time to bleed"

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy".

Where Eagles Dare

Dogma;
—————-
Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful – but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to ****?
—————–

Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that ****-up bar.

—————–

Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, you're mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out.
—————-

Jay: So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds.

—————-

Bethany Sloane: You knew Jesus?
Rufus, the 13th Apostle: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

—————–

Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey.

"Are you quitting on me? Well? Are you? Then QUIT, you slimy, f**kin' walrus-lookin' piece of sh1t! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I WILL motivate you, private Pyle!"

The genius that is Lee Ermey as Drill Sargeant Hartman, Full metal jacket.

"Thats not a knife"

"This is a Knife"

Crocodile Dundee..

Ken: "Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home"

In Bruges

"I can taste your balls on my moustache"

Borat

It may not look like much, boy, but she's got it where it counts. I've made a lot of special modifications. (I call my bike the Millenium Falcon)

Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets". He's a successful author in the film and a swooning female fan asks him "How do you write women so well".

Nicholson looks at her, pauses and says "Well, I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability", he smiles and walks away.

Awesome!