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Best line from a film ever?
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Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f***ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f***ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a f***ing automobile: a f***ing Datsun, a f***ing Toyota, a f***ing Mustang, a f***ing Buick! Four f***ing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT F***ING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f***ed!and
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!Posted 2 years ago # -
Some of these quotes are cr@p..
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dude, you got a tatoo
sweet, you got one too
dude, what does mine say
sweet, what does mine say
dude, what does mine say
sweet, what does mine say
DUDE, what does mine say
SWEET, what does mine sayDude where's my car
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'Racing is life, anything else is just waiting.....
Le Mans
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Can't believe noone has mentioned anything from The Princess Bride yet...you're all philistines!!
Inigo Montoya to the Six-fingered Man:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.Posted 2 years ago # -
"it starts with oh and ahh"
"then the running and screaming and killing starts"
Jeff Goldblum - Jurassic Park
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why do some people suggest some of these whole scenes are one liners?
Because if it was best scene then the point where Harry's been bumped around town before finally 'meeting' scorpio is superb.
Also contains a great one liner I just remembered: "Take out your piece! (Callahan takes out his Magnum) - "My! That's a big one!"
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"Where's yer tool?"
"What f**kin' tool?"
"THIS f**kin' tool!"
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you've got to ask yourself 'do I feel lucky?' Well do ya punk?
this one time, at bandcamp, I stuck a flute in my pu$$y
Must be a king, he's not got sh1t all over him.
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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Can't believe noone has mentioned anything from The Princess Bride yet...you're all philistines!!
incontheivable
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Bend and snap
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Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.Posted 2 years ago # -
From the Life of Brian
Crowd - We're all individuals here
Voice at the back - I'm not!
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"big fat get, ya need milking!"
Billy Casper, KesPosted 2 years ago # -
There's some strange shit going on here Cole-man.
Eddie Murphy- Trading places.Posted 2 years ago # -
"Coffee, not sex" - Saturday Night Fever.
Obviously "Monty, you terrible c***" as well!
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kinda copied by Michael Mann in Public Enemies.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
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"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."
"He's not going to say '**** stick' in front of the children, is he?"
"If I call you next December, *IF* I call you next December, you're gonna be so happy to hear from me, you're gonna do a goddamn back flip. You're gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you're gonna get ****ing hat-burn."
"Why don't you wish in one hand, and $h!t in the other? See which one fills up first."
...and practically every other line from Bad Santa
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From The Wanderers -
To sow the seen - local mafiasi daughter gets knocked up and he has a "quiet" word with the lad -
Know I used to **** around with girls when I was younger, but not with anybodies daughter!!
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WARRIORS! COME OUT TO PL-AYY!
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Can't believe noone has mentioned anything from The Princess Bride yet...you're all philistines!!
Very true.
This one's a bit long, but well worth it...
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.Posted 2 years ago # -
"Who took the jam out of your doughnut"
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That's why I never kiss'em on the lips.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
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Spiderpig! Spiderpig!
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Predator
Blane - your a bunch of slack jawed faggots, this stuff 'ill make you a gaddamn sexual tyranosaurus, just like me.
Poncho - You're hit man you're bleeding
Blane - I ain't got time to bleed.No Highlander yet?
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No one for the funniest line in Withnail?
"I mean to have you boy, even if it must be burglary"
Classic.
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Platoon
Bunny "I told the padre the truth man, I like it here. Get to do what you want, nobody f***s with you. The only worry you got is dying"
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Dr Stangeglove
The President "You can't fight here! This is the war room! "
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JOHNNY BOY
You make me laugh, Michael...you know that? I've borrowed money all
over the neighborhood and never paid it back...so I couldn't borrow
anymore from them...so who's the only jerk off left that I can
borrow from without paying back...YOU. Because that's what I
think of you...Jerk off. I f@*k you where you breathe!Posted 2 years ago # -
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum"
rowdy roddy piper in They Live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
just out of interest anyone ever seen him in Hell Comes to Frogtown?
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can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts?
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can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts?
LOL - good point, seeing as the post was title 'Best line...'.
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