Withnail and I – most quotable film ever!
"a coward you are Withnail – an expert on bulls you are not!"

Quotes from The Big Lebowski – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f*cking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Genius 🙂

We want cake, and fine wines. We want the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!

Or – the 'foot massage' scene outside the door in Pulp Fiction.

"Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same chuffin' sport"

Jaws

I think were going to need a bigger boat

"Let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape ?"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Lethal Weapon 4 – its flied lice you plick (Uncle Benny)

2nd Sheriff J.W. Pepper!

He was in "Man With The Golden Gun" too.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Pulp Fiction – It's how things are the same over there but with little differences.

Example?

In Paris you can't get a quarter pounder, it's a Royale because of the metric system

So what's a Big Mac?

A Big Mac's a Big Mac or Le Big Mac

Listen fellas, I've got a great idea.

Surprised no one's mentioned this one yet

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

" SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!! "

Hey careful man, there's a beverage here!

'Not the livestock!' – O' Brother Where Art Thou?

My favorite ever quote is from the original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Play though, the film was poor, and I turned it off when they were about to be ejected out of the air lock and this dialogue was missing.

Arthur: It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.
Ford: Why, what did she say?
Arthur: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

My favourite two:

"Assumption is the mother of all f*ckup" (Tango & Cash – I think)

or

"Who the f*ck am I? I'm the guy who does his f*cking job. You must be the other guy!" (The Departed)

As to Withnail and I being the most quotable filmever, 24 Hour Party People has some winners too.

God: It's a pity you didn't sign the Smiths, but you were right about Mick Hucknell. His music's rubbish, and he's a ginger.

Tony Wilson (on the Happy Mondays): Every band needs it's own special chemistry. And Bez was a very good chemist.

'Bit, bit, yer blick?!'

(Needs to be read in a South African accent… – Lethal Weapon II)

"oh my god………..its full of stars"

2001 A space odyssey

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? . . . . . Hell no . . .

"The Germans?"

"Forget it , he's rolling."

"Are you offering me something hot?"

DeNiro's Max Cady, after a pan full of hot water in the face.

"Your's is Virgil, isn't it?"
"Hilts. Just Hilts".

Another from Animal House

You f###ed up, you trusted us.

"I'll be back"

"Wake up, time to die" (Blade Runner)

"What is that, is that hair gel?" (Something About Mary)

TV not movie from "My Name is Earl"
"Earl, Earl, we gotta go to the fair"
"why we gotta go to the fair?"
"Well remember last year, they had the World's Tallest Dwarf, wow, he was huge, he was nearly as tall as you, well this year, they've got the World's Smallest Giant, and I just gotta see that"

"Where the hell you goin' Shaft?"

"I'm goin' get laid…. where you goin?"

..and, more for delivery than content, in Dr No
"The name's Bond, James Bond"

Bad Boys 2:

having comendeared (sp?) a car for a chase off of dan merino who was test driving it….

"Dan Merino should DEFINATLY buy this car, well, not THIS car, im gonna F*ck this one up"

"I fart in your general direction"

…could only be Monty Python

Someone mentioned it the other day, delivered by Benicio Del Toro in the Usual Suspects. I'll try to type it, but it'll mostly be stars 🙂

Gimme the **** keys you **** ****. Ah what the ****!

Makes me cry with laughter just thinking about it!

Can't believe no one's mentioned this one

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

From Monty Python's the Life of Brian.

too many from Airplane to mention but here's a couple

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

——————————————————————————–
Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions… my training is in psychiatry.

Dirty Harry

Total Recall,

"Consider that a divorce"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

"Whatcha got ain't nothin new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity."

"surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

"and stop stealing monkeys!"

"No wonder your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television." – Emmet L Brown. Back to the Future.

Brilliant all of them, I will be home to the DVD collection to catch up on some old favourites having read this.

But can you beat the sicillain scene from True Romance. … ok, its not a one liner …but hey, you are part eggplant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjcf47y-zk

The whole of Repo Man, but especially…

Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a ****' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Bud: "An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."

Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
All: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

Kevin: "There's room to move as a fry cook. In two years I could be manager. King! God!"

Miller: "Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, 'Plate' or 'Shrimp' or 'Plate of shrimp,' out of the blue. No explanation and there's no point in looking for one either. It's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."

"You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer or a time machine."

"People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. Every year in South America thousands of people turn up missing. Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. But if you think for a minute, realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really, yeah, you got it: time machines."

Goodfellas:

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's… funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus…
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just… ya know… you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

"Caught my first tube this morning"

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