Was musing this one over the weekend.

Rubbish film, but love this line…

'You, 8 o'clock. You, 9 o'clock… (pauses and looks at her haggard face) bring a friend. (Alan Rickman in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves).

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Most useful has been
"Either you define the moment or the moment defines you."

Tin Cup, another Costner film.

I have seen things – Bladerunner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8

never mind non of that shit, here's mongo………….. 😉

Blues Brothers

“I took the liberty of bullshitting you”

"If you build it, he will come. "

another Costnerism.

Another Ferrisim;

"It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up"

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

"You couldnt handle the truth" Nicholson in A few good men. Excellent acting and a great outburst.

bit more than a single line I'm afraid but I like it.

Tyler Durden: Fight club.
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.

"Nuke it from orbit, the only way to be sure."

Marsellus in Pulp Fiction

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****, who'll go to work on the homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Oh jah! Das is fantastiche!

I love lamp

"I AM THE **** COMMANDER…."

Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

"Was it the frank or the beans?"

or

"Who vants a moustache ride?"

"He's not he messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

And of course, the timeless
'What we got here is a failure to communicate…'
(Cool Hand Luke 🙂

Full Metal Jacket

"It's one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

From "Big Wednesday"
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Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.
Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford…
Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends…
Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

mastiles, I agree that RH, Prince of Thieves is a crapy film, but Alan Rickman is goooood in that film. Pretty much saves it as a watchable film.

"Put the bunny back in the box" Another crap film.

So many from Apocalypse Now – the smell of napalm, etc.

Likely Lads – the Movie.

They're all in a caravan playing bridge and Terry goes out and slashes noisily up the back of the van.

Thelma "that's the first time tonight I've known what he'd got in his hand"

"One thing 'bout Santa Carla I never could stomach… All the damn vampires"

Carter: You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
or
You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

Live & Let Die

Sheriff J.W. Pepper had some great lines

I got me a regular Ben-Hur down here. Doing 95… minimum

Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?

What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!

Did you ever think of getting a driver's licence, boy?

By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within.
And that means you, smartass.

You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY! NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff JW PEPPER! And it's him who's speakin' by the by.

You're the problem! You're the **** problem you **** Dr White honkin' jam-rag **** spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the **** ground, promise you!

From the film Jarhead

Fowler: [in showers, pointing at another marine] Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller!

This makes me laugh everytime…

Planes, trains and automobiles 'pillow' scene

A speech rather than a line but considering the film was made in 1940 and his first spoken language film, a pretty brave film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvjoWOwnn4

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
Woody Allen

From "Batman"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

Pick any from Spaceballs 🙂

lets not suck each others d*cks just yet! (Pulp Fiction)
i bet you could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe (Full Metal Jacket)
laugh it up fuzzball (Star Wars)

'my thumbs have gone wierd!'

here the final line. 😯

Dammit, beat me to it with the Con Air "bunny" quote – surreal moment.

Love the Hudson/Vasquez lines from Aliens:
Hudson:"Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez:"No. Have you?"

Ouch.

"Keep your distance though Chewie, but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance… I don't know, fly casual."

From Christine

when referring to the leather seats

Sweetest smell in the world 'cept for pu$$y

"Look at you now, look at you now"

Scarface 1982

(…after being shot in the face by Tony Montana)