- You can forget your cancer, laxative overdoses, amputated feet and snapped banjo
speaking of banjo’s – my uni housemates went twang at the vinegar strokes when with his mrs one afternoonPosted 6 years ago
Cue lots of screaming and us legging it in to his room to find him sat on the end of his bed crying whilst still wearing a condom with contents that looked vaguely like a raspberry rippletheotherjonvSubscriber
my mate had a similar injury when a girlfriend polished his staff with more enthusiasm than technique. For reasons unknown he was sporting gentleman’s rainwear and also encountered the raspberry ripple effect. I don’t know why he shared the story with us, but in a later incident on a lads ski trip on ‘home made cocktail night’ we concocted one in his honour which included UHT milk and cherry brandy, and was christened the ‘Split Frenulum’Posted 6 years agoKryton57Subscriber
Didn’t get injured, but a few weeks after leaving the shower naked the other day and having a shave, I dropped my Mach 3 and had a nervous juggle around the family jewels area as I attempted to catch it on the way down.
Will be wrapping my loins up in a towel immediately on exit from now on.Posted 6 years ago
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