Wrapping presence

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  • Premier Icon sirromj
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    I’m not one of those ham fisted oafs who can’t wrap presents. I don’t understand men people who say they can’t do it. What’s the problem? It’s hardly rocket science. I’m not even talking about anything more complex than basic wrapping of boxes.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    it’s “rapping presence” 🙄

    mikewsmith
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    Personally I prefer Rapping Presents myself, little bit of Gangsta in the mix
    But if we have to do Christmas

    Premier Icon sirromj
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    Can we have a survey so I can identify the occupation of people who can wrap presents and those who can’t?
    I think sales people are in the can’t group. Suspect and /or hope engineers can (but not mechanical engineers!?) and so can creative people and maybe tech guys and nerds.

    mikewsmith
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    Don’t you go putting us in boxes

    Premier Icon funkmasterp
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    Depends on the shape of the present and how festive I’m feeling tbh

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    I think sales people are in the can’t group

    Nope, I can definitely Rap my Presence. Yo.

    Premier Icon FuzzyWuzzy
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    I’ve learnt over the years that sellotape is the key – if you basically cover the paper in sellotape you can get a few minutes of enjoyment watching frustrated kids almost at the point of tears. It also stops the miserly/eco-friendly relatives neatly taking off the paper, folding it and saving it for next year.

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    Rappelling presents?

    P-Jay
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    Can we have a survey so I can identify the occupation of people who can wrap presents and those who can’t?
    I think sales people are in the can’t group. Suspect and /or hope engineers can (but not mechanical engineers!?) and so can creative people and maybe tech guys and nerds.

    Sales Director of a IT support Co so I span the spectrum.

    I can Wrap and indeed Rap after a few beers.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I can wrap but I hate it
    I can’t rap but I love it

    I can wrap at astonishingly quick speed despite having tiny arms.

    I’m a velocirapper

    rene59
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    That’s what those fancy bags that already look like wrapping paper are for.

    Premier Icon xora
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    I have an ex who can wrap presents with no sign of tape being used. They really look like they have been churned out of a machine.

    Personally I use enough tape the paper probably wont come off too early!

    I am an engineer for the survey 😀

    Premier Icon bedmaker
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    Wrapping pretence ftw.

    Make a ham fisted bollox of and don’t get asked again.

    I’m covering a single spring onion in decorative paper for my wife this Christmas.

    I’m such a rapscallion. 😉

    I also have a fetish for covering Native American hookers in Christmas paper.

    Arapaho.

    tjagain
    Member

    PP – just have a think about what you have done. I now have to go to bed in despair.

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