MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Trail centre rider?
Weekend warrior?
Any other suggestions?
Hora
All the kit but sh*t
You look like Simonfbarnes.
" you dont know who Sheldon is ?"
north manchester-dweller, apparently.
You look like Simonfbarnes.
infamy :o)
tory mail reader
Your bike is Saracin
It has to be along the lines of "I agree with you"
NO one on here wants to hear that surely?!
yo muma is so fat, when she fell over and broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your bike is Jones!
;o)
All the Gear, NO Idea 🙂
All the Gear, NO Idea
I thought that was the rule, not the exception ?
wet shoes?
"are you manwells?"
Troll
"Your logos and valves aren't lined up!"
You are paddedFred and I claim my £5
why are you riding so slowly?
"grass needs cutting"
I'd suggest jeyboy, but we've reclaimed that one with pride.
'you look like an advert for MBUK' 😆
😆
aracer... how about having a jey-pride ride sometime?
I suggest a canal path somewhere.
:o)
LHS - Member
It has to be along the lines of "I agree with you"NO one on here wants to hear that surely?!
Only if it comes from TJ
jey-pride ride
Now that could catch on... you'd need a flag though...
Worst possible STW insult
No such thing.
Your bike is Saracin
Or
Ur biek iz Sarcin
[b]I rode your bike[/b]
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Your wife knows Fat Simon?
keyboard-warrior ..
you rode what ton owned last week
Hmm! Had a few thrown at me but they've been that pathetic I can't remember them. Suppose the ones claiming I'm clearly not educated or a graduate have made me laugh.
You ARE AdamG aren't you?
"Family trails over there mate"
for this Sunday 😳
spock - Member
you rode what ton owned last week
cheeky ****.............that's a compliment, surely...... ❓ 😉
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You're a ****.
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No, no. It's
UR BIK IZ SARACIN
GB
Weirdo. 😳
Seems to be my new name in these parts.
Seems to be my new name in these parts.
dragged home any interesting corpses recently ??
[edit] "We didn't [b]mean[/b] to burn them!"
Fat IT worker...
"mincer"
Actually I don't mind if no-one replies to my posts. They might of read them but found no imperfections to comment on. [dream on]
I'm a self proclaimed mincer 😀
Jeypride flag needs to be pink with carbon fiber stars and drilled out weight saving bits.
Is that your gate?
Have you ever thought of skills training?
I'm liking "mincer". I never found one word before that would sum up my every-ring's-a-granny-ring riding style, but that does the job.
Did you get that from Halfrauds?
Trailsnob.
You're more gnarly than elbry...
alexxx - Member
Troll
compliment to most
neverfastenuff - Member
Trailsnob.
Is that 'trail''snob' or 'trails''nob' ??
"You've put your point across in a logical, fair and well thought out manner"
"Does your mum know you're on here and not doing your homework?"
You can't even buy a [i]car[/i] for that...
You're more gnarly than elbry...
is that an insult? [u]less[/u] gnarly than elbry...?
Sort out your pointing
Are you 42?
"rocketdog beat me to the top of the climb"
Oh wait it actually has to happen right? Doesn't count then 🙁
Weekend Warrior?
Your wife knows Fat Simon?
golden oldie, that one. chapeau.
You still on training wheels then ?
You've niched yourself there.
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(Group of kids): Hey mister! with all that gear on, you look a right ****t!
Creg - Member
"are you manwells?"
my favourite so far 😆
where i come from incest is a bad thing!
Badger stuffer?
(Apologies to C_G) 😆
You ride like Hora and argue like the lovechild of TJ and SFB
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Seen this one a few times.
ffs you are how old ❓
And just yesterday;
Who would be daft enough to pay anything like £2k for a bike
(in response to the price of a bike in lbs window)
TandemJeremy - Member
You ride like Hora and argue like the lovechild of TJ and SFB
sorry TJ you're not my type :o)
A good one from the other day at Afan:
"Is that a hire bike?" to a mate on his new pimped Hummer.