And so, the worst, most hated, most vile city in the UK is: NEWPORT.
To my mind, this is a bit of a shame as
a) Newport is not Stirling, which I nominated;
b) there’s some interesting architecture going up, esp at Old Town Dock and,
c) it’s the subject of possibly the only genuinely funny Youtube parody in recorded history:
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyoDUoH7BZc[/video]
As the more attentive of you might remember, there were only three rules in the contest: “the place you’re slagging off has to be in the UK (UK of GB and NI); it has to be a city as defined here; and, err, it has to be shit”.
A surprising number of STWers were too stupid to follow even these simple rules. Consequently some attempted to vote for places which were not cities. (This was particularly true of people who nominated “London” and didn’t mean the City of London, who showed they neither know what the City of London is – and therefore what they were criticising – nor what “shit” means). Their votes were not counted and they were deemed to be honorary Newportonians.
Others couldn’t keep it succinct and rambled on about a whole lot of places without ever expressing a view as to which city they thought was worst, thus showing they don’t know the difference between singular and plural. Their votes were not counted.
Valid votes are as below.
Birmingham
Birmingham
Bradford
Bradford
Bradford
Coventry
Derry/Londonderry
Hull
Liverpool
Manchester
Newport
Newport
Newport
Newport
Newport
Newport
Newport
Newport
Peterborough
Peterborough
Peterborough
Peterborough
Peterborough
Peterborough
Preston
Portsmouth
Portsmouth
Portsmouth
Preston
Salford
Salford
Salford
Southampton
Stirling
Stirling
Sunderland
Sunderland
St Albans
Stoke
Stoke
Not cities:
Bedford
Blackpool
Bromley
Chippenham
Crewe
Holyhead
London
Luton
Middlesbrough
Milton Keynes
Reading
Swindon
Torquay