^Nice bit of victim blaming from the Tufty Club there. Bloody copper didn’t even speak to the driver.

I came up with an idea for moving money around the Internet, long before PayPal. (It wasn’t the same). I even rang up a millionaire investor of my vague acquaintance to put it to him but he said “it’s not business to business “ whatever that meant.

A sat nav with an accent that is always local

That’s one way to keep me away from Essex/Birmingham/Liverpool.

Also also, cheesewipe. Little tin of cheesecake-esque topping you can keep in your bag and wipe it on a digestive biscuit for instant cheesecake on the go.

Yes please. Get working on it and get it on Kickstarter. I’m sure the target will be met within a few hours!

Brake lights that turn off when the car is stationary to stop people dazzling the driver behind when stopped in traffic and can’t be bothered to use the handbrake .

How about a worldwide crowdfunding page to hire hit men to “off” certain politicians? Three or four spring to mind, who’s demise would benefit the rest of us. It could become a regular event/threat that would certainly curtail some leaders activities.

Bindun – its called the US Internal Revenue Service 

🙂

I was going to summon aliens with the power of my mind. The aliens would show us – the human race – the best way forward. Never got on with the telepathy bit fortunately.