- Wierdest question I've ever heard…
From a friend:
'Is it wrong to eat while I'm taking a sh*t?'Posted 9 years ago
Circle of life.Posted 9 years ago
It depends if it's at the table or not.Posted 9 years agolookmanohandsMember
Depends what your eating I guess 😯Posted 9 years ago
Eating corn would be like a perpetual motion machine…..Posted 9 years agonockmeisterMember
Wrong!Posted 9 years agocrikeyMember
You've not really heard any wierd questions if that's top of the list.Posted 9 years agocarbon337Member
on said subject – no its fine – and also talking to your mates on the phone is fine too, although they freak out.
Another question, this came from the wife:
"Is there a bridge to Ireland from Wales?"Posted 9 years ago
"Is there a bridge to Ireland from Wales?"
😆 😆 😆Posted 9 years agom0nster2Member
I suppose it depends if it's a proposition…Posted 9 years agodeadlydarcyMember
What was the question again? Is it ok to take while eating a shit? Reminds me of a drunken night in soho. 🙂Posted 9 years ago
I've heard a few;
Can I borrow your wardrobe? I need somewhere to put my owl.
Can you see through a glass eye?
Was I causing hurricanes?
Have you tried a New Zealand Hakka song on an Ecuadorian wren?
Do you really need another bike?
And the only Spanish phrase my friend knows translates as Please may we leave our Ostrich here? He said it every Spaniard we met…Posted 9 years agospacemonkeyMember
'Is it wrong to eat while I'm taking a sh*t?'
When I shared a house with some mates at Uni, one of them used to get up before everyone else and lock himself in the bathroom. He'd then sit on the sh1tter eating a Pot Noodle and wait for it to come out the other side. Usually this would take 45 mins. Not a pleasant start to the mornings …Posted 9 years agobuzz-lightyearMember
andrew: LOL ALOT!Posted 9 years agoyunkiMember
just try to think of every meal as a sh*t that you haven't done yet…..Posted 9 years agosamuriMember
I agree, if you've not heard any weirder questions than that then you're not married for a start and you've certainly not got any kids.Posted 9 years ago
I think it's the mundaneness of the two things that struck me as bizarre. Rather than being a pretentious fantasy question. And from an adult.Posted 9 years agoharry tooMember
I was with the Mrs at a reservior with a big concrete damn recently, she asked:
"I know its a stupid question but what was here before, a big waterfall?"Posted 9 years ago
"how come when you get a puncture, the tyre only goes flat at the bottom?"Posted 9 years ago
Punctures are usually caused by thorns, and these tend to be on the ground. Therefore when a tyre rolls over one it enters the tyre at the bottom and so that is where the air escapes from.Posted 9 years ago
Very occasionally you may encounter a thorn higher up, say on a bramble hanging over the track. If that punctures your tyre obviously that flat bit will be at the top, but this is more unusal.CountZeroMember
That's the thing with punctures, you turn the wheel so's the flat bit's at the top and carry on riding… 😕Posted 9 years agoLord JinglesMember
LOL @ TheswedePosted 9 years ago
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