I’m not a guy

Any good bits?

It’s got my willy, Cougars willy and Mrs Barnsleymitchs lady lumps in.

Given the amount of time you have spent on this thread and the content of your argument (such as it is) it would be an education and consequently time well spent.

What are you saying, Surfer? You sound almost angry. 😆

I have ADHD so I’m never going to sit through thirty minutes of Chris Hitchens.

So, summary? 😀

Look, I’ll do one for Mol:

Any good bits?

Same old same old Mol. Usual narrow-mindedness and bigotry from the usual suspects (surprise surprise), with the odd interesting bit now and then, and actually some fairly civil debate, mostly.

Not something I’d bother to sit down and read from start to finish in one go though.

I’m not a guy

Everyone’s a guy to me. Whether its a girl or a boy.

I’ll pick a random page then and dive in for a bit.

I’m not in IT

I can’t face 18 pages of this either…it’s even more boring than most church services I’ve been to and TBH whilst I’m not in there with millitant atheists, I do feel anyone who has faith should be good humoured about a small amount of piss taking (I think of it as payback for having had the t*ts bored off me over the years!)….I’ve got several friends who are clergy and they laugh along with the jokes likes the rest of my friends!

Usual narrow-mindedness and bigotry from the usual suspects

I must’ve missed that bit. Can you show me an example of what you’re referring to?

molgrips – Member
I’ll pick a random page then and dive in for a bit.

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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIcHXgY0KKo[/video]

I’ll pick a random page then and dive in for a bit.

I tried that. But it didn’t work so just did the last few pages.

I must’ve missed that bit. Can you show me an example of what you’re referring to?

Well, Woppit called me a ‘nit-wit’ and a ‘tit’, just cos I said stuff he does not in any way agree with. 😀

He’s run away now. Probbly cos I asked him a serious question. He tends to do that quite a lot. 😆

I think he’s frightened of me. 😐

Question: How come believers in an all-powerfull god feel the need to leap to it’s defence as if it can’t stick up for itself?

I must’ve missed that bit. Can you show me an example of what you’re referring to?

Me too.

But as I am a “white IT guy” my Bigotdar is considerably less fine-tuned than others. 🙂

Oh there he is! Almost as if he were ‘summoned’…. 😉

Question: How come belevers in an all-powerfull god feel the need to leap to it’s defence as if it can’t stick up for itself?

Why does God need to ‘defend’ itself? From what?

Oh, and considering you’re just one person, Woppit, with a fairly narrow view of things; why do you think you are ‘right’ and others ‘wrong’?

Can you prove that you are ‘right’ in your beliefs?

And you are very quick to ask questions, but loathe to answer any yourself, it seems. Why not have a go at answering these?

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/why-are-you-atheists-so-angry/page/17#post-3222438

And then we’ll move on to the next bit…

Unless you’re frightened? 😐

I’m not white

I’m not a guy

I’m not in IT

Yeah, but apart from that.

Funny; Woppit’s gone quiet again…. 😆

But, but, but.

Dear Fred,

Following your previous brief comment as to your personal circumstances (as it were) and having gone off and had a look at some reference material, I now realise why your posts read the way they do and why you respond in what some might describe as your own inimitable style.

I unreservedley withdraw my previous comments in this regard.

I suspect that this provides the answer to a question intermittently posed on this forum as to why you seem to be given more rope than others, by the moderators (no life ban for multiple alter-egos etc).

I won’t be more specific because that’s your prerogative, should you want to expand on it. Or not. As you see fit.

But I think I understand.

Woppit.

What what what what?

I know! Elfin is king of the gypsies!!

In fairness Charlie, it was Cougar, Gee and Effin’s comments I was paying attention to, hence my comment.

Are the gypsies aware of this?

Oooh…. 😮

I won’t be more specific

No, please do. I’m intrigued and excited. 😀

And we were doing so well.

Oh Jeebus, please no. Not gypsies. Noooooooooooooooo.

Elfinsafety – Member
Oooh….

I won’t be more specific
No, please do. I’m intrigued and excited.

O.K. You said you suffered from ADHD.

We are, Cougar!

Chelsea 0- 2 Liverpool!

Woohoo!

O.K. You said you suffered from ADHD.

My mistake; it’s just a slight cold. 🙂

Can someone explain, I’m not sure what Mr Woppit means?

I thought it was common knowledge that Effin suffers from ADHD.

In fact, we all suffer from Effin’s ADHD…a little. 🙂

Oh poor Elfin, I hadn’t realised you were a disabled!
Would you like a cup of tea?

You poor thing, were you born like it or did your parents do it to you to make you a more better beggar?

Elfin’s the King of Elfland.

The following has nothing obviously to do with religion, but I’ve just been out for a very pleasant evening with friends and thought you might find it amusing…

Ah… so God’s a great big cream bun.

No wonder some aethesits are so upset, if they can’t eat cake!

“The whole religion business will now put me in mind of diamond cutting erections and the contents of Mrs Barnsleymitches jumper. What this means in terms of intelligent design, eternality, and the literal versus figurative nature of scriptural interpretation remains open to question.”

I cant really comment about anyones erections, but I can safely say the big feller upstairs was having a particularly good day when he came up with the contents of Mrs BM’s jumper. And if he is a cream bun, I like to think of him as a particularly well filled elephants foot, or a custard slice. Mmmm, tasty and just a bit blasphemous! 😆

I always loved Ben Goldacre’s quote about GM.

Gillian McKeith – or to give her full medical title, “Gillian McKeith”

No wonder some aethesits are so upset, if they can’t eat cake!

Are they gluten intolerant? 🙁

Mmm…. cake….

I believe in cake.

In fact, I’m off to feed brandy to the Christmas cake, fruity little fecker that it is.

I may sing a little atheist non-denominational carol whilst I do so:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8QL-aAYTg[/video]

We are, Cougar!

Chelsea 0- 2 Liverpool!

Woohoo!

We do seem to be giving your guys a good hammering lately Fred.

‘My’ guys? 😕

I’m a Liverpool fayn….

I was forgettin. London contingent.

I think le surf knows that Effin.

EDIT: oops, maybe not