Mrs Higgo is Dutch.
In Holland they have a thing called ‘Completa’ which is a bit like CoffeeMate but nicer.
It is a white powder.
Many years ago Mrs Higgo went home for the weekend on the ‘magic bus’ that goes from London the Amsterdam each weekend.
Her mum didn’t have a full pack of Completa to give Mrs Higgo so she emptied half of it into a clear plastic freezer bag and put it in her suitcase.
Her mum didn’t tell her she’d done this.
UK customs, knowing that some on the magic bus would bring a bit of something back with them, decided to search everyone’s luggage.
Many years ago, analytical testing of suspected drug products wasn’t the slick process it is today.
Many years later, we all laughed about it.