- Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
Either left, as a starting point, extreme left with the level of extreme dictated by the presence of one or two children, or the middle as I try and diminish “the hump” (the raised area that demarcates the neutral zone between the divots we have formed in the memory foam mattress).Posted 4 years agopopstarMember
Furthest from the door, closer to radiators and bloody windows. In current set up my man’s side is on the left.
If I perform right at night then I reward myself with the right one, feels so much better. Further from windows feels comfier. Maybe I need stamp down my prefference and occupy right side. If she complains, send her to kitchen to do lady jobs, and possibly stay there.Posted 4 years agobikebouyMember
Facing the bed standing at the bottom? Then right, it’s the closest to the window, furthest from the door and radiator.Posted 4 years ago
However it’s not always been this way, about 4 years ago we swapped around as we changed the room and now MrsBouy likes sleeping closest to the door (on the left). I guess it’s so she can let her farts out sharpish 😆emszMember
Where I want to!!
It’s my duvet, I will make a nest of it, and yes it possibly is a bit smelly, and yes there may be missing socks and knickers at the end, there may also be the telly remote that’s been missing for a bit and a plate, definitely a book
Single? How can you tell? 😆Posted 4 years agocliffycSubscriber
Left side,near the door.It is supposed to be the “Man side”,is it not?,in case you have an intruder you can leap out a pull some ninja sh1t or suttin….,.I lost my hero nerve in my teens after an old guy very nearly drowned near our house*(we were taught lifesaving in the school pool,we had to pick up a brick off the bottom dressed in pyjamas.Sadly on the fateful day I spotted the old boy in the water and raced home to put on my jim-jams,by the time I returned, someone else had got him out….).GF is far more terrifying anyway,when awoken….
*possibly made-up story.Posted 4 years agodirksdigglerMember
Nearest the door, this is apparently so any burglars who break in will murder me first, whilst the wife helps by shrieking the house down.
As per “Men are from Mar, Women are from Venus”.
Men as protectors, should sleep closest to the door.
This is ingrained as much as men being hunters and women being nurturers
Any man not sleeping closest top the door is either a big wimp, or his wife has bigger muscles!Posted 4 years ago
Which are you? 😉badllamaMember
I’m on the right furthest from the door but nearest the window miss llama has always slept nearest the door before I arrived so I just found myself the free bit.Posted 4 years ago
She works nights and I’m days so most of the time I have it all muahahahahahah. And she has it all during the day 😀prawnyMember
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The side that isn’t ‘hers’*
*There is apparently some logic to this, seemingly involving the size of the moon, time period from the last portion of chocolate consumed by her ladyship and the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
African or European?Posted 4 years ago
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