If you are standing at the bottom of the bed facing the pillows which side do yo sleep on?

Left side for me.

blokes sleep nearest the door, that’s it.

^^that!

I seem to go on night manoeuvres and explore most of it.

Left side furtherest from the door.

Ok how exactly are we going to escalate this into a full on Barney?
Currently I can’t see a way.

Same as Drac

Left. Always have.

I sleep in the top left corner.

left don’t know why

Right at home. But interesting point about the door. In the 5 years that me and the mrs have been together we have travelled alot and stayed in many beds and by pure coincidence apart from her parents I have always slept the side closest to the door. Only just noticed that

Anyone who sleeps on the opposite side to me is WRONG and should not be allowed in a bed.
I’ve done an advanced sleeping course so I think I know a little more than most on here.

Right side. Obvs.

Furthest from the radiator.

That currently doesn’t apply, so for some reason the right hand side.

Left side, which gives me control of the window & the radiator.

Phone cradle cable doesn’t reach over that side either.

diagonally

Left side and furthest from door. Heathen, I hear you cry! Heavily pregnant wife stole the right side for toilet trips every nanosecond 😀

Left.
There’s a huge great empty space on the right. Not sure what it’s for.

On the left. On the edge. Finely balanced.

Left furthest from the door.. when the kids wake up in the night I can give Mrs cloudnine a helping foot out towards the door.

Left edge, Mrs Kona TC sleeps in the middle 😆

Dez. 😀
Darcy?

Left. Usually in a three inch gap left by my daughter.

I’m on the right, on the very edge and furthest from the door.

This is the one true way. I can Google some links to prove it if you’re stupid enough not to agree.

Nearest the window, furthest from the door. In the current set up, that puts me on the left.

Closest to the door…quickest way to escape her snoring 😉

side furthest from the door, currently thats the left

Go to sleep in middle, over the night cover pretty much all of it left to right.

Left side furthest away from the door,incase an intruder comes in i can use her as a shield while i shout for my mum (who doesn’t live with us btw.)

Left for the last 9 years, I prefer the right but she won that early battle. If in a hotel then closest to door, which ever that may be.

Middle, only have a single bed, there is only me in it, and didn’t see the point in wasting space in the room with a bigger bed.

Left.
We tried the other way round once and it didn’t feel right, so that was that.

Right!

Darcy?

I dream…I wake.. he’s never there… 🙁

same as scotroutes – a tiny little strip on the right hand side nearest the door.

I sleep on the right side, but generally get out of the wrong side.

We tried the other way round once and it didn’t feel right, so that was that.

*sniggers childishly*

Top bunk.

When I built the van I stupidly put the bed transversely across it so one person is trapped at the back. Sleeping in the van = drinking beer = wanting a waz at 3 in the morning. This and putting a brew on in the morning I am expected to perform without waking her ladyship up in the favoured forward birth. Think I need to grow a pair!

The wife and I have a simple solution to ensure we each remain on our side of the bed during the night. He’s a staffie cross called Bailey who sleeps in the neutral zone (otherwise known as the middle).