What's my insect?

Black body, orange legs, about an inch long

You didn’t get the Photobucket memo[/url]?

A gnat I’m guessing, maybe a daddy long legs.

Lunch?

A hogweed bonking beetle

A lesser-spotted giant inverted ladybird.

Its a funnel web spider

Jamie, nope. Oh well. I’ll be leaving that service then

A bogweed honking beetle/beatle

Abyssinian Tripe Hound

Thanks for the replies, Attenboroughs.

Google Fu reveals it is a Sirex Wood wasp.

Are you sure? Looks like a bowel weevil to me, don’t turn your back on it 😯

Ok. To keep this going.

Any ideas what sort of spider this is?

A happy one. Probably.

Markings on the body suggest a long-jawed orb weaver spider.

Cocoa-concealing lime spider?

A chocolate lime spider, wicked 🙂

A hogweed bonking spider

You been perving watching Harry Potter again Vicky?

Hammyuk- there really is a hogweed bonking beetle! Google it 🙂

I’m not having that on my search history!!!

😀
It comes up if you just search on “hogweed beetle”

Not falling for that one….

I’m surprised nobody has said “baby robin” yet

From the OP’s post I think it’s been caught speeding?

I’m surprised nobody has said “baby robin” yet

The other day I accidentally clicked on the last page in my stw history.. out of curiosity, opened the last thread… 8 years ago… Baby Robin joke was in there!

Pook – post the thumbnail link, then we can open it. Unless youre past caring.

I’m surprised nobody has said “baby robin” yet

Because sometimes crap memes/tropes need to die.

Pook – post the thumbnail link, then we can open it. Unless youre past caring.

Google Fu reveals it is a Sirex Wood wasp.

Because sometimes crap memes/tropes need to die.

Bears repeating…