What the funk do I have here? The two white “pieces” were found next to the hole pointed at by the arrow that seems to have its own “shell”. Do I need to ready the flamethrowers:

What the funk do I have here?

hole

Flame throwers are for fox holes and it’s not big enough for a fox. Foxes also don’t eat poppadoms so it’s definitely not one of those.

Quavers. Probably cheese.

Quavers. Probably cheese.

Damn, 12 seconds too late..

The two white bits equate to about 5 inches long.

Now if only Quavers came in that size ……. mmmmmmmm.

Witches fingernails. You’re now cursed!

Sausage skins?

Hmmmm ….. I did have this lady ask to borrow a fiver over the weekend:

<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”>Sausage skins?</span>

Negative ….. the dogs would have found those …..

I don’t know but whatever it is, its now awake and looking for vengeance

The two white bits equate to about 5 inches long.

Ah, in which case coupled with the hike in going for a discarded graboid skin. They shed them as they grow like snakes or spiders.

Is it not just a fungi that’s broken off?

Edit: might be the erm… shaft of a stinkhorn

Either that or whatever is it has now hatched and is looking for a host…

Ta11pau1 ….. bingo. I think that is indeed what it is.

No idea there the head is though so perhaps that’s the bit now looking for a host.

The two white bits equate to about 5 inches long.

…and don’t taste of cheese?

Pour in some petrol and throw a match at it just to be safe.

That’s^^ a fantastic gif!!

Is it just me seeing the footwear, the near death, the subsequent pause as he considers doing it again and finds themselves convinced that it’s @WorldClassAccident