Phone, speakers, wallet, hat, keys, the rules to wheelchair badminton, a pair of funky christmas antlers that play tunes and light up, an elf hat, garmin edge, two pens and a pencil, a business card for a “mobile bicycle repair” man, knife, toothbrush, brake pad spacers, passport, 3 calculators, power ball, various bits of paper and notes, tesco online shopping leaflet, bar ends, notebook, ipod sync cable thingy, heart rate monitor, various cables for getting things to talk to other things, marker pens, rulers, spare change, exposure charger.
And that’s just on the desk. If I were to tell you what’s in immediate reach we’d be here a lot longer, and it would include at least 2 bikes.
EDIT: oh, and there’s a laptop in here somewhere.